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Thanksgiving

event · in 13 videos (2007–2013)

Mentions by year: 2007: 5 · 2008: 1 · 2009: 3 · 2011: 2 · 2012: 1 · 2013: 1

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2007

2008

  • 2008-11-27 · Thanksgiving in Asheville — John spends Thanksgiving 2008 at his parents' house in Asheville, North Carolina, 'where it all started' for him. (00:00:00)

2009

  • 2009-11-24 · 50 THINGS!! That I'm Thankful For — Hank likes the idea of a day for saying what we are thankful for, but says Thanksgiving mixes it with gorging on food and beer, which confuses what we are thankful for. (00:00:30)
  • 2009-11-24 · 50 THINGS!! That I'm Thankful For — Instead, for Thanksgiving, Hank says he will list 50 things he is thankful for. (00:00:58)
  • 2009-11-26 · Things I'm Not Thankful For — After listing 50 thankful things the day before, Hank declares the day before Thanksgiving 'Hanks-[giving]', the opposite of Thanksgiving, for listing what annoys him. (00:00:00)
  • 2009-11-26 · Things I'm Not Thankful For — Hank wishes John a happy Thanksgiving, is sorry they could not spend it together, and says he misses him most at holidays. (00:03:06)
  • 2009-12-23 · Amazing Christmas Facts With John and Hank — Hank says Jingle Bells was originally a Thanksgiving song, which is why it never mentions Christmas; a fact check says it was written in 1857 for a Thanksgiving program by James Lord Pierpont. (00:03:18)

2011

  • 2011-11-24 · Why are Barns Red and Kardashians Famous — By Green family tradition, Hank tells John what he's thankful for this Thanksgiving: his brother, his viewers, his family and his wife, fulfilling an obligation to their mother. (00:00:03)

2012

  • 2012-11-24 · Black Friday: An Accident of History — In 1621 the first English settlers in America had a bountiful crop on a Thursday and were thankful, inspiring the holiday; Hank calls this somewhat mythological. (00:00:15)
  • 2012-11-24 · Black Friday: An Accident of History — Until the 1860s states held Thanksgiving on different days, until Lincoln declared a national day; after the Civil War reunion it became the national holiday, the fourth Thursday in November. (00:00:33)
  • 2012-11-24 · Black Friday: An Accident of History — Because Thanksgiving is a Thursday holiday, the Friday becomes a de facto day off, since going back to work for one day before the weekend is dumb. (00:00:51)
  • 2012-11-24 · Black Friday: An Accident of History — As stores and consumerist culture pushed Christmas shopping earlier, Thanksgiving became the barrier, so Black Friday became the tipping point into the holiday shopping season. (00:01:09)
  • 2012-11-24 · Black Friday: An Accident of History — Hank thinks it important not to scrub satisfaction and thankfulness from our minds once Thanksgiving is over, so on Black Friday he keeps being thankful. (00:02:20)

2013