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Demon Four Year Old Interviewed

2010-08-19 · Hank · watch on YouTube · Nerdfighteria · comedy performance

Hank interviews the returning 'Demon Four-Year-Old', who names himself Intumescence ('Toomey'), proposes that both brothers finish their owed punishments within seven days, then, with John banished, asks Nerdfighters to sign up at nerdfighters.com for a secret-project video for John's August 24 birthday.

What is said

00:00:00 — Interview with the returning Demon Four-Year-Old: the three-pound brain, his name Intumescence shortened to Toomey, his favourite food (penguins)

  • ★★ Hank brings back for an interview the 'Demon Four-Year-Old', a 'friend' he introduced a couple of weeks ago whom viewers liked though Hank is not a big fan. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • ★ The Demon Four-Year-Old opens with the fact that a human brain weighs three pounds. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • ★★ Asked to introduce himself, the demon says 'Intumescence'; Hank looks it up on his phone ('a swelling up with blood or other fluids') and shortens it to Toomey. (joke) — 00:00:29
  • ★ Toomey says his favourite food is penguins, which taste of codfish and auroch heart, and that he likes Glenn Beck, at which Hank ends the interview. (joke) — 00:01:18

00:01:49 — Toomey likes Glenn Beck and the interview ends; Hank proposes both brothers complete their owed punishments within seven days

  • ★★★ Hank notes both brothers owe punishments (his makeup tutorial is not done; John is unpunished) and proposes an agreement that both be complete seven days from now. (hedged) — 00:01:49 · John Green, Punishment

00:02:17 — John banished; secret project for John's August 24 birthday video with thousands of Nerdfighters: sign up for the mailing list at nerdfighters.com

  • ★★★ With John banished from watching, Hank says John's birthday is August 24 and he plans a video made as no video ever has been, featuring thousands of Nerdfighters. — 00:02:17 · John Green, Nerdfighteria
  • ★★★ Hank asks Nerdfighters to join by signing up for the secret project mailing list at nerdfighters.com, reading the emails, and watching the instructional videos linked at the end. — 00:02:48 · nerdfighters.com, Nerdfighteria

00:03:16 — Sign-off, then a stinger fact about the length of a pig's orgasm

  • ★ After signing off, Hank says a pig's orgasm lasts over 30 minutes and wonders who measured it. (playful) — 00:03:16

Humor (significant)

  • The demon four-year-old gives his name; Hank looks the word up on his phone. — 00:00:29 > «Intumescence, a swelling up with blood or other fluids.»
  • Hank hopes Toomey misunderstood the question when he names penguins as his favourite food. — 00:01:18 > «They taste of codfish mixed with the heart of an auroch.»
  • Asked what else he likes, the demon names a political commentator. — 00:01:49 > «I like Glenn Beck. Okay, and that is officially where the interview ends.»
  • Hank's after-sign-off stinger: a pig's orgasm lasts over 30 minutes. — 00:03:16 > «who is the guy with the electrodes measuring the quivering of the pig genitalia»

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