May 23rd: Miniature Soccer Team

2007-05-23 · Hank · watch on YouTube · Nerdfighteria · comedy performance

For John and Sarah's first wedding anniversary, Hank sings Sarah (the Yeti) a comic warning that John dreams of fathering two entire miniature soccer teams; he closes by plugging a Nerdfighter-made WorldSuck widget.

What is said

00:00:00 — Anniversary song for the Yeti: John wants two miniature soccer teams of babies

• ★★ Hank dedicates his song to the Yeti: a year ago today John married Sarah. — 00:00:11 · Sarah Urist Green, John Green
• ★★★ In song, Hank teases that John's one dream is two entire miniature soccer teams of children with Sarah, and warns her she doesn't know what she swore to. (playful) — 00:00:11 · Sarah Urist Green, John Green

00:02:45 — Wishes to John and Sarah in the Netherlands; sign-off; Nerdfighter-made WorldSuck widget for Mac OS X

• ★ Hank hopes John and Sarah are having a marvelous time in the Netherlands. (hedged) — 00:02:45 · Netherlands, Sarah Urist Green
• ★★ Hank announces that a Nerdfighter has made a WorldSuck widget for the Mac OS X dashboard that tracks WorldSuck levels, downloadable at Brotherhood2.com. — 00:02:45 · Nerdfighteria, world suck, Brotherhood 2.0

Humor (dominant)

• Hank sings that nothing will stop John achieving his one unmatchable dream with Sarah. — 00:00:39 > «He wants two entire miniature soccer teams from you.»
• Eleven children on each side, co-ed teams fine as long as Sarah doesn't take long. — 00:00:39 > «44 baby feet.»
• Hank sums up what Sarah actually signed up for when she married John. — 00:01:43 > «What you've sworn to John Green is a baby making machine.»
• John would call Hank a cynic for suggesting adoption, but he's serious about this. — 00:01:43 > «I think he's already called fertility clinics.»

Threads in this video

• callback · John's wife Sarah as 'the Yeti' (2007) — Hank dedicates his song to Sarah as 'the Yeti'. (00:00:11)
• perform · Hank: write a song every two weeks (2007 challenge from John) — On his Wednesday, two weeks after accepting the song-every-two-weeks challenge, Hank sings a new song, dedicated to the Yeti for John and Sarah's anniversary. (00:00:11)
• tell · John and Sarah's first wedding anniversary (2007) — Hank marks John and Sarah's first wedding anniversary: a year ago today they married. (00:00:11)

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