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Brotherhood 2.0: January 31st

2007-01-31 · Hank · watch on YouTube · Nerdfighteria · comedy performance

Hank, sitting on Athens' bulldogs in footage from his last video's day and now in Orlando, sets John's CC punishment as a choice of two, and rules that 'Everyone Poops in My Pants' is funnier.

What is said

00:00:00 — 'Hi, John' from the bulldog figures of Athens (University of Georgia mascot); greeting; 'the tradition of movie magic'

  • ★★ Hank greets John from the bulldog figures covering Athens, the University of Georgia's mascot, by sitting on them: 'I cover their bulldogs with myself'. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • ★ Hank says the University of Georgia's mascot is a bulldog. — 00:00:00

00:00:39 — The bulldog footage was filmed on the day of his last video; now in Orlando, 'where everything sucks'

  • ★★ In keeping with 'movie magic', the bulldog footage was filmed on the day of his last video, whose intro he had already shot in Asheville; he is now in Orlando. (playful) — 00:00:39 · Orlando, Florida
  • ★ Hank welcomes John to Orlando, 'where everything sucks', then relents: not everything, or he wouldn't be there; some of the people are very cool. (playful) — 00:00:39 · Orlando, Florida

00:01:07 — John's Wii: Hank assumes John finished the first draft of his unnamed third book

  • ★★ Since John is playing the Wii, Hank assumes he has finished the first draft of his unnamed third book (no finishing it after a Wii) and calls both very exciting news. (playful) (hedged) — 00:01:07

00:01:34 — The punishment: a Wii suggestion refused; John's phone call disputing the offence; some leeway

  • ★★ Hank says someone suggested John send Hank his Wii as punishment, but he is not that much of a jerk; he has many punishments to choose from. (playful) — 00:01:34 · Punishment
  • ★★ Some call John a stand-up citizen for agreeing to the punishment before being told it, but Hank says John phoned him arguing the email wasn't punishable. (playful) — 00:01:34 · No textual communication
  • ★★ As the email wasn't really a personal communication, Hank allows some leeway and won't give John the worst punishments possible. (hedged) — 00:01:34 · No textual communication, Punishment

00:02:13 — John's choice: grow facial hair a week then wax his chin, or watch a bowl of Ben & Jerry's melt; 'in my pants' is funnier

  • ★★★ Hank gives John a choice of two punishments: grow his facial hair for a week and then wax his chin, or fill a large bowl with Ben & Jerry's ice cream and watch it melt. (playful) — 00:02:13 · Punishment
  • ★★★ Agreeing with most commenters, Hank rules 'in my pants' funnier: 'Everyone Poops in My Pants' is a sad story, and sad poop stories are funnier than funny ones. (playful) — 00:02:13 · in your pants

00:02:41 — Sad poop stories are funnier; awaiting the picture book; sign-off; special feature with a bulldog

  • ★★ Hank says he awaits the picture book 'Everyone Poops in My Pants' in great anticipation. (playful) — 00:02:41
  • ★ A closing Brotherhood 2.0 'special feature', which Hank calls slightly disturbing, shows him with a bulldog figure. (playful) — 00:02:41 · Brotherhood 2.0

Humor (significant)

  • Hank explains that bulldog figures, the University of Georgia mascot, cover the town of Athens. — 00:00:00 > «and I cover their bulldogs with myself.»
  • Hank announces he is now in Orlando. — 00:00:39 > «Welcome to Orlando, where everything sucks.»
  • Explaining why 'Everyone Poops in My Pants' is a sad story and 'in Your Pants' a funny one. — 00:02:41 > «funny stories about poop aren't as funny as sad stories about poop.»
  • In a 'slightly disturbing' special feature, Hank is seen with a bulldog figure. — 00:02:41 > «I am not doing what it looks like I'm doing to this bulldog.»

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