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Dead Boy's Girlfriend

2009-05-07 · Hank · watch on YouTube · Pop culture · comedy performance

Hank sings a comic Harry Potter song, music by Katherine and made in honour of Goblet of Fire and LeakyCon per the description, in which Harry laments that his first crush is dead Cedric Diggory's girlfriend; he then thanks viewers for his birthday wishes.

What is said

00:00:00 — Song 'Dead Boy's Girlfriend': Harry pines for the girl he was too slow to ask to the Yule Ball, Cedric Diggory's girlfriend

  • ★★★ In the song, Harry laments that the first girl he fell for, whom he was too slow to ask to the Yule Ball, is dead Cedric Diggory's girlfriend. (fiction) — 00:00:56

00:03:46 — Thanks for birthday wishes; Katherine wrote the music; sign-off

Humor (dominant)

  • The song opens like a standard heartbreak ballad about how love hurts and stories end sadly. — 00:00:00 > «But what do you do when her boyfriend's dead?»
  • Harry swallows Gillyweed and dives into the lake hoping to find his crush among the girls held hostage. — 00:00:56 > «But it was freakin' Ron Weasley who was waiting for me»
  • Harry recalls finishing the maze with Cedric and grabbing the cup together, hoping to share more. — 00:01:55 > «I thought maybe he could share something else with me But a minute later he was dead»
  • Harry complains that everything he does makes her cry. — 00:02:36 > «I can never snog you and it's no secret why»
  • Harry wishes her a nice life anyway. — 00:03:05 > «but you probably have to be a boring muggle's wife»

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