On a Plane - On the Ground
2009-11-12 · Hank, a guest · watch on YouTube · Personal life · personal update
Vlogging from planes and airports two days before his tour starts, Hank jokes about airport news, a gerbil smell and Octomom, shows his childhood toy at Natalie Tran's prompt, argues the real class divide is who can afford to fly, and talks with a touring sound engineer.
What is said
00:00:00 — Cutting between plane and ground; something smells like gerbils
- ★★ Hank vlogs while travelling, cutting repeatedly between being on a plane and on the ground in airports. (playful) — 00:00:00
00:00:28 — News in airports (quadriplegics may own guns); the view from the window; source of the gerbil smell; back home
- ★ Hank says you can't get away from the news in an airport, one of the fundamental laws of travelling. (playful) — 00:00:28
- ★★ Hank relays a news item he watched in the airport: it is apparently okay for quadriplegics to own guns. (playful) (hedged) — 00:00:28
- ★ Hank loves looking at the view out of the plane window, though it makes him a bit nauseous. — 00:00:28
00:01:14 — Favourite childhood toy (Natalie Tran's prompt): Dexter the stuffed ferret; Octomom headline; complaint about first class begins
- ★★ Answering a prompt from Natalie (Community Channel), Hank shows his favourite childhood toy, Dexter, a stuffed ferret he slept with every day from age six to fifteen. — 00:01:14
00:01:44 — Real class inequality is who can fly at all; plane neighbour, a Blues Traveler sound engineer, on touring; flying from Missoula to Seattle
- ★★★ Hank rejects calling first class a crass example of classism; the real class divide is that the rich can fly to see family and do business while people without money cannot, an opportunity he has. — 00:01:44
- ★★ His plane neighbour, a sound engineer for Blues Traveler, tours about five months a year; it is fun at first, then tapers into wanting to go home. — 00:01:44
- ★★ Hank expects his own tour to go about the same way. (playful) (hedged) — 00:01:44
- ★★ Hank marvels that he sits down in Missoula and stands up in Seattle after going about 300 mph through the sky, yet he manages to hate flying. (playful) — 00:01:44 · Missoula, Montana, Seattle
00:02:29 — Hating something as amazing as flight; clips from the trip: Seattle from the air, a landing, a man with a snake on his head
- ★ Hank shows clips from the trip: downtown Seattle from the air, a landing, and a man with a snake on his head. — 00:02:29 · Seattle
00:03:04 — San Francisco in two days; tour graphic one last time, still no Seattle news
- ★★ Hank tells San Francisco he will see them in two days and shows the tour graphic one last time, still without news for Seattle. — 00:03:04 · San Francisco, Seattle
Humor (significant)
- Hank cuts back and forth between plane and ground until he loses track of what he is doing. — 00:00:00 > «I'm in an airport. What am I doing? I think I'm making a video.»
- News says quadriplegics may own guns; Hank defends owning what you can't use. — 00:00:28 > «lots of grandmas have internet connections they can't use them but they have them»
- Hank works out where the gerbil smell on the plane comes from. — 00:00:28 > «the parents behind me are using the the smell of cedar to overwhelm the smell of baby poop it's not working anymore»
- A passenger reads a story about Octomom losing 145 pounds. — 00:01:14 > «yeah, she lost 145 pounds when she gave birth to eight children.»
Threads in this video
- origin · Hank's 'I'm on a plane. No, I'm on the ground' cutting routine (2009) — Hank opens by cutting back and forth between plane and ground ('I'm on a plane. No, I'm on the ground.'), the routine that gives the video its title. (00:00:00)
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