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15 Hours in Target!

2010-01-06 · Hank · watch on YouTube · Nerdfighteria · comedy performance

Hank documents serving his punishment of 15 hours inside a Target: boredom, visiting Nerdfighters, shelving oddities, and a candy-calorie investigation with Katherine; he then assigns John's punishment: a full Frog Hopper ride while telling Hank he loves him.

What is said

00:00:00 — Starting 15 hours in Target; bored after five hours; Nerdfighters visit; yogurt in the workout section; balaclava labelled 'baklava'

  • ★★★ Hank, tired and unwell, starts his punishment inside a Target with 15 hours to fill; five hours in, he is really bored. — 00:00:00 · Target Corporation
  • ★ Hank says Nerdfighters came to see him in the Target. — 00:00:45 · Nerdfighteria

00:01:27 — Aside to John: his root canal today and the yearly toothbrush from Mom

  • ★★ Hank feels a bit of a jerk complaining when John did nothing and has a root canal today, though John did break the rules of dental hygiene despite Mom buying them a toothbrush every year. (playful) — 00:01:27

00:01:43 — Twelve hours in; with Katherine, finding the candy with the most calories per gram; a last heaping spoonful

  • ★★ Twelve hours in, Katherine joins Hank and they do math in the candy aisle to find the candy worst for you, measured by calories per gram. — 00:02:13 · Katherine Green
  • ★★ Hank reports that, after Reese's and Dove peanut butter cups, the Lindor Peanut Butter Truffles came out highest at 5.9 calories per gram, and cost more. — 00:02:25

00:03:17 — John's punishment: a full Frog Hopper session and 'tell me you love me'; sign-off

  • ★★★ Hank assigns John's punishment: face his fear of heights with a full session on the Frog Hopper, and tell Hank he loves him while up there. (playful) — 00:03:17 · John Green

Humor (dominant)

  • Hank finds yogurt stocked in Target's workout section. — 00:01:11 > «Nice, warm yogurt. Good job consumer.»
  • Hank models a balaclava, good as a ninja mask and for the Montana winter, and reads its label. — 00:01:18 > «However, they didn't call it a balaclava, they called it a baclava.»
  • The calorie-densest candy, Lindor truffles, is also more expensive: you get what you pay for. — 00:02:37 > «which is chubby.»
  • Hank sets John's punishment: face his fear of heights on the Frog Hopper. — 00:03:17 > «and while you're up there, I want you to tell me you love me.»

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