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Brotherhood 2.0, February 5, 2007

2007-02-05 · John · watch on YouTube · Nerdfighteria · comedy performance

John buys wax at Duane Reade and tries twice to wax his chin as his punishment, bleeds, and switches to the alternative: watching mint chocolate chip ice cream melt while eating popcorn.

What is said

00:00:00 — At Duane Reade looking for the wax (with the hair brushes); about to wax his chin; microwaving the wax

  • ★★ At Duane Reade John looks for wax, finding it not with the makeup or soap but with the hair brushes, and tells Hank he is about to wax his chin. (playful) — 00:00:10

00:00:39 — First waxing attempt: fear, the pull, the wax won't come off, bleeding

  • ★★ After microwaving the wax and washing his face, John says he is really worried because Hank made it out to be so horrible. (playful) — 00:00:39
  • ★★★ On the first attempt the wax will not come off although John pulls hard, and he bleeds. (playful) — 00:01:18

00:01:47 — Second attempt out of belief in Brotherhood 2.0; harder once you know the pain

  • ★★ Because he is a hard worker and believes in the project and in Brotherhood 2.0, John tries once more, but will stop if he bleeds again. (playful) — 00:01:47 · Brotherhood 2.0
  • ★ John says waxing is much harder once you know how much it will hurt. (playful) — 00:01:47

00:02:15 — Bleeding again, John switches punishments: watching mint chocolate chip ice cream melt while eating low-point popcorn

  • ★★★ Bleeding again, John tells Hank they will have to switch punishments because this one makes him bleed. (playful) — 00:02:15 · Punishment
  • ★★★ For the alternative punishment John watches mint chocolate chip ice cream melt while eating what he calls his crappy popcorn. (playful) — 00:02:15
  • ★ John says his 94% fat-free popcorn is only two Weight Watchers points for the whole bag, the mint chocolate chip ice cream 13 points. (playful) — 00:02:15

00:03:08 — Thanks for the alternative punishment; sign-off

  • ★★ John thanks Hank for giving him an alternative punishment. (playful) — 00:03:08 · Punishment

Humor (dominant)

  • John rips at the wax on his chin after a three-count. — 00:01:18 > «How did it not come off? I pulled so hard.»
  • Bleeding from the first pull, John explains why he will try waxing once more. — 00:01:47 > «Because I'm a hard worker, and I believe in the project, and I believe in Brotherhood 2.0»
  • After the second pull John shows his bleeding chin to the camera and addresses Hank. — 00:02:15 > «See all the blood, you bastard?»
  • For the alternative punishment John compares his two-point popcorn with 13-point mint chocolate chip ice cream. — 00:02:15 > «I'm going to watch the mint chocolate chip melt while I eat my crappy popcorn.»

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