April 5th: Embarrassing Moment Sock Puppet Theater
2007-04-05 · Hank · watch on YouTube · Nerdfighteria · comedy performance
Unable to test-drive a Hummer (the nearest dealer is 153 miles away) or get his chin professionally waxed, Hank performs his punishment by acting out three embarrassing moments with sock puppets.
What is said
00:00:00 — Hummer and chin-waxing options impossible; introduces Brotherhood 2.0's embarrassing moment sock puppet theater
- ★★★ Hank calls test-driving a Hummer at his local dealership one of the best punishment ideas in a long time, but says he can't: the nearest Hummer dealership is 153 miles away. — 00:00:03 · Punishment
- ★★ Hank reports that the hair salons he called would not wax his chin: a salon worker said professionals don't wax chins, a high blood supply area, because of possible permanent damage. — 00:00:29
- ★★★ Instead Hank presents 'Brotherhood 2.0's embarrassing moment sock puppet theater', acting out his embarrassing moments with sock puppets. (playful) — 00:00:29 · Brotherhood 2.0
00:00:57 — Moment one: mistaking long-haired college roommate Justin for Catherine
- ★★ Moment one: in college Hank walked in on his long-haired, slight-framed roommate Justin eating Marmite on toast and took him for Catherine. (playful) — 00:00:57 · Katherine Green
00:01:30 — Moment two: sliding on his knees at Albertson's into Catherine's mom
- ★★ Moment two: Hank tried to slide on his knees down an aisle at Albertson's into Catherine but instead ran into her mom, whom he was meeting for the first time. (playful) — 00:02:05 · Katherine Green
00:02:31 — Moment three: out of gas on a date, picked up by his mom at 7-Eleven, who notices makeup on his face; sign-off
- ★★ Moment three: on a date, Hank, wearing black lipstick, ran out of gas; at about 2 a.m. his mom picked them up at 7-Eleven, saw what looked like makeup on his face, and grounded him. (playful) — 00:02:31
Humor (dominant)
- Hank's long-haired, slight-framed college roommate is eating Marmite on toast when Hank walks in. — 00:00:57 > «Oh my, look, it's Catherine.»
- Meeting his girlfriend's mother for the first time, Hank slides on his knees down the grocery aisle to surprise Catherine. — 00:02:05 > «But instead, I ran into her mom.»
- On a teenage date, Hank's puppet self woos his girlfriend with a compliment. — 00:02:31 > «I have never dated a more beautiful person than you and I never will until I meet Catherine.»
- His mom arrives at 2 a.m. to pick up Hank, who wore black lipstick on his date, after he ran out of gas. — 00:03:34 > «It looks like you're wearing makeup.»
Threads in this video
- perform · Hank: punishment chosen from John's five options (2007) — Having ruled out the Hummer test drive (dealer 153 miles away) and chin waxing (salons refuse), Hank performs his punishment as 'embarrassing moment sock puppet theater', acting out three embarrassing moments. (00:00:29)
Replies to
- Brotherhood 2.0: April 2nd: Punishments in the Ramble — «You said that I could visit my local Hummer dealership and test drive a Hummer.»
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