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Brotherhood 2.0: January 11th

2007-01-11 · Hank · watch on YouTube · Personal life · comedy performance

Hank, sick after Detroit, blames 'tiny chickens' hatching in his head, proposes new punishment options because 500 Miles would not be a punishment for him, and asks John and viewers what to do with misprinted EcoGeek business cards.

What is said

00:00:00 — Paying the price for Detroit: a tiny chicken laid tiny eggs in Hank's head; the chicks eat his brain and poop out his nose

  • ★★★ Hank says he is paying the price for not living by his values in Detroit: he is sick, which he blames on a tiny chicken whose hatchlings eat his brain. (playful) — 00:00:00

00:01:11 — Checking for nose junk; proposing more punishments to choose from, and letting people suggest them; the 500 miles punishment

  • ★★★ Hank proposes suggesting more punishments so the brothers can choose between them, and letting people suggest punishments too. (hedged) — 00:01:11 · Punishment
  • ★★ Hank says the only punishment so far is the 500 miles punishment, which he would be totally okay doing and thinks would be fun. (hedged) — 00:01:11 · Punishment

00:01:43 — Hank's punishment suggestions (facial hair and chin wax, the needle-in-my-eye provision, a mohawk); misprinted 'eco geek' business cards and a request for help

  • ★★ Hank suggests three punishments: grow facial hair for a week then wax the chin, the 'stick-a-needle-in-my-eye provision', and giving yourself a mohawk, which he has always wanted. (playful) — 00:01:43 · Punishment
  • ★★★ Hank asks John or viewers what to do with business cards he had printed online for Detroit, which did not come out like his Kinko's sample. (hedged) — 00:01:43 · EcoGeek

00:02:54 — Taping the cards to his face; singing 500 Miles, which is not a punishment to him; better punishments needed

  • ★★ Hank sings a line of 500 Miles and says it is not a punishment to him; they need to come up with better punishments. (hedged) — 00:02:54 · Punishment

Humor (significant)

  • Hank says he met a tiny chicken in Detroit that he doesn't remember, but they must have had an encounter. — 00:00:00 > «this tiny chicken has laid tiny eggs in my head»
  • The tiny eggs hatch and the chicks do everything baby chickens do. — 00:00:38 > «They're eating my brain and their poop is coming out my nose.»
  • Asking what to do with the useless misprinted business cards, Hank offers his only idea so far. — 00:02:54 > «So far my only idea is to tape them all over my face.»

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