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John's puppy-sized elephant (2008)

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About: puppy sized elephant, evolution, Nerdfighteria, insular dwarfism, Willy

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2008-01-09 origin John prefers a puppy-sized elephant to an elephant-sized puppy and writes to Evolution asking for one. The Return of Question Tuesdays 00:00:00
2008-01-20 callback Hank promises lots of puppy-sized elephants in coming videos and signs off to John with puppy-sized elephants. John and Hank on NPR Today! 00:01:58
2008-01-22 callback John recalls his open letter asking Evolution for a puppy-sized elephant and shows the ones nerdfighters made him. A Short History of the PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANT 00:00:00
2008-01-22 variant John extends the bit with real dwarf elephants and an imagined reply letter from Evolution. A Short History of the PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANT 00:01:59
2008-02-08 callback Asked about animals better than puppy-sized elephants, John names puppy-sized humans. QUESTION TUESDAYS (On Friday) 00:02:06
2008-05-18 callback John compares Willy's noise to all the kittens and birds at war with monkeys and puppy-sized elephants. A CUTETACULAR INTRODUCTION! 00:02:01
2008-06-08 callback In Hank's zoo skit, one wish at the zoo is to see a puppy-sized elephant. Monkeys!!! (with pants) 00:00:59
2008-10-31 callback John shows a fan-made puppy-sized elephant figure and a puppy-sized elephant costume for Willy. Show 'n Tell Thursday 00:01:06
2009-04-22 callback John's joke Nerdfighter initiation involves riding a puppy-sized elephant. Question Tuesday 00:00:40
2009-06-08 callback John asks evolution where his puppy-sized elephant is; later Natalie and a child of the brothers sing about puppy-sized elephants at the gathering. I Will Call Him Louis: Australia Rocks! 00:01:33
2009-07-20 callback John plays 20Q thinking of puppy-sized elephants, 'the most outrageously wonderful creature not currently in existence', and it guesses unicorns. Harry Potter Nerds Win at Life 00:02:08
2009-09-12 callback John jokes that the agenda includes funding the re-evolving of puppy-sized elephants. Special Friday Video! (On Saturday) 00:02:51
2009-10-12 variant John dresses Willy in a tiny elephant costume and builds his capitalism example on puppy-sized elephant costumes. Puppy Elephant Defends Capitalism 00:00:16
2009-12-28 callback In the dictionary John explains puppy-sized elephants: they asked natural selection for them and are waiting. How To Be a Nerdfighter: A Vlogbrothers FAQ 00:01:43
2010-04-21 callback John's closing line addresses 'the puppy-sized elephant'. The Insurrection of Subjugated Knowledges 00:02:32
2011-01-07 callback Asked what he would name his puppy-sized elephant, John says Lewis, and they would be best friends. CONCUSSED Question Friday 00:01:08
2011-02-09 callback John takes his puppy-sized elephant on his in-joke walk. NERDFIGHTERS UNITE! (in your pants) 00:00:28
2011-05-13 callback Among the zoo animals John lists 'almost puppy-sized elephants'. Winkels to the Left, Winkels to the Right: Thoughts from Places, Antwerp 00:01:20
2012-03-09 callback Hank converts the SLS's lift capacity into more than 23,000 puppy-sized elephants. The Future of Manned Space Exploration 00:01:08
2012-08-17 variant Hank varies the puppy-sized elephant with a puppy-sized llama elephant. Open Letter to the Wizards 00:03:32