Winkels to the Left, Winkels to the Right: Thoughts from Places, Antwerp
2011-05-13 · John · watch on YouTube · Personal life · documentary visit
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2011 videos did not pass the QA gate (17 %); their analysis is shown but less reliable.
In a Thoughts from Places travelogue John takes the slow train from Amsterdam to Antwerp for a day away from the internet to write, arguing that reading and writing books have become counter-cultural in the social media era, and tours the Antwerp zoo.
What is said
00:00:00 — Slow train from Amsterdam to Antwerp for a day without internet to write; writing needs concentration and facing boredom; books as counter-cultural in the social media era
- ★★ The description says John spent the day working on the revision of his new novel, which comes out in March. — 00:00:00
- ★★★ John woke early on Thursday with nothing to do but write, and took the slow train from Amsterdam Central Station to Antwerp for time away from the internet to write. — 00:00:01
- ★★★ John says writing, for him, involves little typing but requires a lot of concentration, and to concentrate you must face the specter of boredom without fear. — 00:00:14
- ★★★ John argues that reading and writing books have become counter-cultural activities in the social media era, since books don't allow multitasking or update automatically. (hedged) — 00:00:26
- ★★ John says that as much as he loves the internet, he is happiest when he is writing. — 00:00:35
00:00:41 — Arriving in Antwerp knowing nothing; following tourists to two closed old buildings; finding the zoo next to the station
- ★★ Knowing nothing about Antwerp, John followed a guidebook-carrying tourist to two old buildings, both closed, then found the zoo back by the train station. (playful) — 00:00:48
00:01:11 — At the zoo: monkeys, puppy-sized elephants, a sleeping penguin, a soiled tortoise, giraffes behind a low fence
- ★★ At the zoo John saw monkeys, small elephants, tigers, a sleeping penguin, fish, a tortoise with another tortoise's feces on its shoulder, and giraffes behind an ankle-high fence. (playful) — 00:01:11 · puppy sized elephant
00:01:58 — The station's escalators; the cancelled ('afgeschaft') train; writing all the way home; a day without the internet; sign-off
- ★ Back at the station John rode an escalator that goes up, then straight, then up again, and jokingly calls it the world's coolest escalator. (playful) — 00:01:58
- ★★ John's train home was cancelled ('afgeschaft', abolished); another came an hour later and he wrote all the way home, his day without the internet. — 00:02:12
Humor (significant)
- John tells a tortoise with another tortoise's feces on his shoulder to brush it off. — 00:01:36 > «he either didn't understand me or he was making a fashion statement.»
- John filmed the giraffes for ten minutes and they kept looking at him as if to say... — 00:01:40 > «no matter how long you leave that camera on, we are not going to mount each other»
- Amazed by an escalator that goes up, straight and up again, John asks if the Belgians patented it. — 00:02:02 > «We must wrest this technology from their tiny polylingual hands!»
Threads in this video
- tell · John's internet-free writing day trip to Antwerp (2011) — John tells of his day trip from Amsterdam to Antwerp, away from the internet, writing on the train and visiting the zoo. (00:00:01)
- origin · John's 'winkels to the left, winkels to the right' line about Antwerp (2011) — John says all he knew about Antwerp was that there are 'winkels to the left and winkels to the right', the line that titles the video. (00:00:41)
- callback · Hank's 'all we are is monkeys with pants' song (2008) — John describes zoo monkeys as 'monkeys with pants' picking up sticks and planting ferns. (00:01:11)
- callback · John's puppy-sized elephant (2008) — Among the zoo animals John lists 'almost puppy-sized elephants'. (00:01:20)
- callback · John's giraffe-love bit ('people love giraffes who love giraffes') — John films zoo giraffes for ten minutes, but they look at him as if to say they will not mount each other on camera. (00:01:43)
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