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'Who the F is Hank?': John's joke answers (2008)

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2008-01-09 origin Answering 'Who the F is Hank?', John describes Hank as a Pluto-like ball of ice and rock once considered the ninth planet. The Return of Question Tuesdays 00:00:36
2008-02-08 variant John answers 'Who the F is Hank?' again, this time with a mock special-ops spy biography. QUESTION TUESDAYS (On Friday) 00:01:05
2008-03-05 callback 'Who the F is Hank?' John: Hank is a sausage covered in cornbread batter and deep fried. SETTING THE QUESTION TUESDAY WORLD RECORD 00:02:51
2008-05-21 variant John answers 'Who the F is Hank?' anew: a tiny yellow songbird said to represent the soul of France, with a role in the Omnictionary Project. Guys Love Giraffe Love 00:02:13
2009-04-22 variant New joke answer to 'who the F is Hank': Hank is a white-coated dog breed bred to dig out foxholes (Willy shown). Question Tuesday 00:03:02
2009-08-31 variant Asked 'Who the eff is Hank?', John gives a new joke answer: a massive, incandescent gas. 100 QUESTIONS ANSWERED!!!!!!! 00:00:32
2010-03-11 callback John answers 'Who the F is Hank?' again: Hank is a remote coral atoll. New Tour! New Book! (Remember Books?) Your Q's A'ed! 00:00:00
2010-06-09 variant Hank gives a new answer to 'who the F is Hank?' for newcomers: an unincorporated community in Texas. Should We Sue Viacom? 00:00:00
2011-01-07 variant New joke answer to 'Who the F is Hank?': a city of just over 3,000 people in southern South Dakota known for its pheasant season. CONCUSSED Question Friday 00:00:21
2012-03-20 callback Answering 'Who the eff is Hank?', John says Hank is a cat running for the United States Senate from Virginia. Sharpie Face Question Tuesday 00:02:33
2012-10-16 variant John gives a new answer to 'who the eff is Hank?': Hank is an American folk rock band originally formed in Claremont, California. Burning Peeps, My OTP, and Velociraptors: It's Question Tuesday 00:02:52
2013-02-12 callback Among his prepared questions for the President, John says he has to ask who the eff is Hank. Talking to the President 00:01:45
2013-06-11 callback Craig asks himself the fan question 'Who the eff is Hank?' and answers that Hank is a large flippered Arctic marine mammal and a movement ('I'm hanking right now'). How To Be John Green 00:02:34