John unexpectedly finds himself in an airport ('Am I in an airport?') (2013)

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date	event	what	video
2013-03-06	origin	John opens by noting the gray speckled walls behind him: 'in a stunning turn of events' he has found himself in an airport; the walls give the video its title.	The Gray Speckled Walls Encroach: The Perks and Liabilities of Frequent Flying 00:00:03
2013-03-20	variant	Mid-complaint about his tooth, John notices his surroundings: "Am I in an airport?"	Ads Work...but for Whom? 00:00:00
2013-06-11	callback	Craig notes John is often in an airport, and instead visits one of his 'favorite not-airports'.	How To Be John Green 00:03:43
2013-07-30	variant	Mid-sentence about being home with his family, John again discovers he is in an airport ('Dang it!'), riffing that he can neither smoke nor snort heroin there.	Paternity Leave Ends! And I Find Myself... 00:00:12