August 24th: John's Secret Project Part 2
2007-08-25 · a guest · watch on YouTube · Nerdfighteria · comedy performance
Part 2 of Hank's secret birthday project for John: Nerdfighters wish John a happy 30th birthday, tease him about getting old, and blenderize and drink birthday cakes in sympathy with his blenderized Happy Meal.
What is said
00:00:00 — Opening greetings: a Nepal-article gag, birthday wishes, the Penn State College of Medicine class of 2010
- ★★ Nerdfighters send John birthday greetings, including one from the entire Penn State College of Medicine class of 2010. (playful) — 00:00:03 · John Green
00:00:47 — More greetings: John is turning 30 and getting old; contributors decide to liquefy a cake as John blenderized his Happy Meal
- ★★ Greeters note that John is turning 30 and tease him that he is old and will start getting shorter and achy. (playful) — 00:00:47 · John Green
- ★★★ Because John had to eat a blenderized Happy Meal, contributors blenderize birthday cakes for him and drink them on camera. (playful) — 00:00:47 · Happy Meal, John Green
00:01:32 — Contributors blenderize birthday cakes (with Nerds, Otter Pops, orange Peeps), toast John and drink them
- ★ One contributor shows a cake spelling John in Nerds before blending it, as proof of dedication to Brotherhood 2.0 and the Nerdfighters. (playful) — 00:01:32 · Brotherhood 2.0, Nerdfighteria
- ★ Tasters report that the blenderized cake is not terrible, likening it to a weird truffle and saying it is nothing compared to a blenderized Happy Meal. (playful) — 00:03:05 · Happy Meal
00:03:34 — Closing congratulations and a sung Happy Birthday, ending in German
- ★★ The video closes by congratulating John on living and being a Nerdfighter for 30 years, then sings Happy Birthday. (playful) — 00:03:34 · John Green, nerdfighter
Humor (dominant)
- The birthday compilation opens with someone earnestly reporting their reading. — 00:00:03 > «I was reading this really good article about the political situation in Nepal.»
- A greeter's rhyme warns John that at 30 he'll start getting shorter and his joints will ache, then offers him mercy. — 00:00:47 > «And since we are so merciful, we'll liquefy a cake.»
- Contributors pile cake, Otter Pops and orange Peeps into the blender. — 00:01:59 > «Why does it smell like burning? We killed the blender.»
- A taster tries to describe the blenderized cake. — 00:03:05 > «Tastes like the weirdest truffle I've ever had.»
Threads in this video
- milestone · Secret project: Nerdfighters' birthday greetings for John (2007) — Part 2 of the secret project: Nerdfighters' birthday greetings for John and blenderized birthday cakes. (00:00:00)
- result · Hank asks Nerdfighters to email him about a secret project for John's birthday (2007) — Nerdfighters' contributions to Hank's secret birthday project make up the video, e.g. a wish from a medical-school class. (00:00:03)
- callback · John's proposal to say 'jokes' instead of 'cool' (2007) — A greeter wishes John 'a totally jokes made of awesome birthday', using 'jokes' as an adjective. (00:00:47)
- variant · John's 'Cooking with John' show: making and eating disgusting things (2009) — Contributors redo John's blend-and-eat with new content: they blenderize birthday cakes and drink them, because John had to eat a blenderized Happy Meal. (00:00:47)
- update · John's birthday (2007) — John turns 30; contributors toast him with blenderized cake. (00:02:32)
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