Happy Meal

product · in 14 videos (2007–2013)

Mentions by year: 2007: 8 · 2008: 1 · 2009: 3 · 2010: 1 · 2013: 1

Threads

• John: punishment for a textual communication to Hank on January 11 (2007) — punishment, performed, 2007–2007
• John asks viewers to donate to Daniel Biss's Illinois state-representative campaign via ActBlue (2007) — ask, reported back, 2007–2007
• John's 'Cooking with John' show: making and eating disgusting things (2009) — bit, callback, 2007–2013

What the videos say

2007

• 2007-08-07 · August 6th: JK Rowling and I Will ... Be Punished — Upper tiers: 75 and 100 donors, breaking a private person's Peeps eating record plus waxing; 200, a blenderized Happy Meal; 500, 16 hours in Walmart; 5,000, a Nerdfighter tattoo. (00:03:01)
• 2007-08-08 · August 7th: Curd Fighter Nurt — Hank wants to see the blenderized Happy Meal, 96 donations away, and though unsure it can be done, asks nicely for more donations. (00:02:14)
• 2007-08-10 · August 9th: Anagramming Guide to the 2008 Elections — Hank reports a count of 189 (by context, donors to Daniel Biss's campaign), 'not technically enough', but about 50 people also gave to the Foundation to decrease world suck. (00:00:10)
• 2007-08-10 · August 9th: Anagramming Guide to the 2008 Elections — Hank judges the total will not rise further and rules that John must eat a blenderized Happy Meal. (00:00:10)
• 2007-08-10 · August 9th: Anagramming Guide to the 2008 Elections — Hank leaves the kind of Happy Meal and drink (a soda flavour, or milk) to John, and says he doesn't think he will watch. (00:00:31)
• 2007-08-10 · August 10th: Bears!!!! — John says it looks like he will eat a blenderized Happy Meal while waxing two of his legs, or, if Hank is kind, two of his arms. (00:01:11)
• 2007-08-14 · August 13: The Fair!!!! — Hank doesn't care which Happy Meal or drink John gets, but John must blend it and eat it. (00:02:57)
• 2007-08-15 · August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) — Presenting it as 'cooking with John Green', John blends a Happy Meal (orange drink, French fries, hamburger), keeping some drink to wash it down. (00:00:56)
• 2007-08-15 · August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) — John feels like puking after one spoonful and retches, but eats the blended Happy Meal spoonful after spoonful until it is finished. (00:01:58)
• 2007-08-15 · August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) — John says he would rather wax his entire body than ever eat a blenderized Happy Meal again. (00:03:37)
• 2007-08-25 · August 24th: John's Secret Project Part 2 — Because John had to eat a blenderized Happy Meal, contributors blenderize birthday cakes for him and drink them on camera. (00:00:47)

2008

• 2008-10-25 · Paper Towns MOVIE1!!!11! — In solidarity with Hank's punishment and in gratitude, John asks Nerdfighteria what he can do for them, offering examples, and asks for answers in comments. (00:01:50)

2009

• 2009-06-10 · Eating a FAT SANDWICH — John opens 'Cooking with John', the show where they make and eat disgusting things; the last episode was a blenderized McDonald's Happy Meal. (00:00:00)
• 2009-06-21 · The World Sucks: Help it Suck Less — John says their back-and-forth videos spawned a community of Nerdfighters who fight for awesome and raise a lot of money for charity, sometimes via the brothers' horrible stunts, like his blenderized Happy Meal. (00:00:33)

2010

• 2010-12-30 · Baby on the Road: Thoughts from Places — John had been feeling nostalgic, but notes that on the old road trips he couldn't order Happy Meals or play in the Play Place, which he can do again now. (00:00:59)

2013

• 2013-12-10 · Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue — Tasting: the slobber carrots with drool are actually quite good, the gross barbecue is so bad, much worse than a blenderized Happy Meal, and the hat is not very good. (00:03:08)