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VOLT! A Dream Comes True.

2012-11-08 · John · watch on YouTube · Personal life · personal update

John reports that his six-year dream of owning a Chevy Volt has come true, shows off the car, and says he bought it because it is awesome rather than to fix global warming; he closes by plugging a limited Pizza John shirt pre-order.

What is said

00:00:00 — Greeting; Hank's Puerto Rico video and a Ricky Martin gag; John's car history (no car in New York, parents' old car in Indianapolis); his ambition and Hank's 2007 Detroit Auto Show video

  • ★ John praises Hank's Puerto Rico video, saying Hank already heard as much from Ricky Martin, and says the week of daily videos really is like Brotherhood 2.0 again. (playful) — 00:00:00 · Brotherhood 2.0
  • ★★ Living in New York, John and the Yeti had no car; after moving to Indianapolis in 2007 he inherited his parents' old car, whose windows don't roll down. — 00:00:00 · Sarah Urist Green, New York City, Indianapolis
  • ★★★ John says he has dreamed of a Chevy Volt since Hank's January 2007 Detroit Auto Show video, where it emerged as a concept car, and waited six years, partly for lack of money. (playful) — 00:00:29

00:00:58 — The six-year wait ends: John shows his new Chevy Volt and explains how it runs

  • ★★ John explains the Volt is an electric car you plug into the wall; it runs on electricity for about 40 miles, then switches to a gasoline-powered generator. — 00:00:58
  • ★ Since he rarely drives more than 40 miles a day, John says he may never buy gas again, then admits that is an exaggeration born of excitement. (playful) (hedged) — 00:00:58

00:01:42 — Gadget gags (Pandora, 'telepathy', the green ball, the seatbelt warning); the Volt as the most politicized car

  • ★★ John calls the Volt perhaps the most politicized car of our time: people ask why buy it over a cheaper Toyota Corolla, assuming he thinks he'll fix global warming. (hedged) — 00:01:42 · climate change

00:02:12 — Why he bought it (not to end global warming; awesome, fast, fits a car seat; wind power over oil); Hank's jealousy and thrift; a back-seat ride offer

  • ★★★ Noting no new car purchase is carbon neutral, John says he bought the Volt not to end global warming but because it's awesome, super fast and fits a car seat. — 00:02:12 · climate change
  • ★★ Still, John would rather power his car with his electricity, which comes from wind blowing a few miles away, than with oil. — 00:02:12
  • ★★ John teases that Hank is jealous but too cheap to buy it, never having bought a vehicle over $500; he admires that and offers Hank a back-seat ride in Indianapolis. (playful) — 00:02:12 · Hank Green, Indianapolis, Sarah Urist Green

00:03:01 — Plug: the limited Pizza John shirt collection on pre-order at DFTBA.com; sign-off

  • ★★★ For about the next 72 hours, six variations Hank made on Valerie2776's original Pizza John shirt design are on pre-order at DFTBA.com, then disappear forever. — 00:03:01 · Pizza John, DFTBA Records, Hank Green

Humor (significant)

  • John warns that ambition can drive you mad, citing Captain Ahab and his white whale and Gatsby and his Daisy. — 00:00:29 > «Kim Kardashian and her burning desire to have a sham wedding.»
  • John claims his short drives mean he may never buy gas again. — 00:00:58 > «Here's an example of an exaggeration. What can I do? I'm excited!»
  • The car chimes about his seatbelt. — 00:01:42 > «Oh, it's just like Nerdfighters. Always telling me to put my seatbelt on even when I'm in a cul-de-sac.»
  • The Pizza John variations are available only for one pre-order period and then disappear forever. — 00:03:01 > «They're like the Buddhist sand paintings of Pizza John shirts.»

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