Pizza John

term · in 21 videos (2010–2013)

Mentions by year: 2010: 7 · 2011: 8 · 2012: 2 · 2013: 4

Threads

• Pizza mustache shirt: DFTBA pre-order of John's pizza-mustache photo shirt (2010) — stage, retro, 2010–2013
• Corndog shirt: one-week pre-order funding tree planting and Hank's 30 presents (2010) — stage, launch, 2010–2010
• John asks Nerdfighters to buy the pizza shirt, back in stock at DFTBA.com/pizza (November 2010) — ask, open (no report in 2007–2013), 2010–2011
• John's Pizza John mustache, worn on camera as a recurring bit (2011) — bit, callback, 2011–2011
• An unnamed 'weird' new item on pre-order at DFTBA.com, teased by Hank (November 2012) — stage, retro, 2012–2013
• Pizzamas 2013 edition: the 12 Days of Pizzamas, the Pizza John face on many products — stage, milestone, 2013–2013

What the videos say

2010

• 2010-02-24 · JOHN GREEN IS FAT. — The description says the pizza mustache shirt is a pre-order at dftba.com/pizza, closing in a week and shipping in mid-March. (00:00:00)
• 2010-02-24 · JOHN GREEN IS FAT. — John says he loves a fan photo of himself with a brief mustache and the word 'pizza' under his face, and wants it as a shirt. (00:01:27)
• 2010-03-02 · The Marriage Ref SUCKS — John says unlike NBC, Nerdfighteria is not in the advertiser business but in pond sand filters, Haitian relief and the pizza shirt, and above all in taking care of each other. (00:02:14)
• 2010-04-07 · Shmancy Hotel Room Is Shmancy — John reports the first event of the tour was last night and was great: there was a Star Wars stormtrooper and many people wore the Pizza John shirt. (00:00:50)
• 2010-04-21 · The Insurrection of Subjugated Knowledges — John announces a corndog shirt, a sequel to the pizza shirt, on pre-order for one week only and shipping in about three weeks, via a secret link in the description. (00:01:34)
• 2010-11-16 · Hey! You! Fix the Budget! — John announces the pizza shirt is back in stock at DFTBA.com/pizza; orders placed today ship tomorrow, until it runs out. (00:00:29)

2011

• 2011-01-17 · Cheating Cheaters of Cheatery: The Amazing Story of Brazil's Cotton War with the U.S. — Telling Nerdfighters the American taxpayer already paid for much of his shirt, John invites them to pay the rest at DFTBA.com/pizza: $18, 'thanks to bad economic policymaking'. (00:03:11)
• 2011-02-09 · NERDFIGHTERS UNITE! (in your pants) — Because Nerdfighter suchducks claimed in a video that they make fewer inside jokes than they used to, John reveals the Pizza John mustache for the second time. (00:00:00)
• 2011-02-09 · NERDFIGHTERS UNITE! (in your pants) — John piles up old in-jokes: pizza in the mustache, the singamajig, his puppy-sized elephant, the Dread Pirate Fireball Wilson Roberts and French the Llama, Tender Morsels in your pants. (00:00:18)
• 2011-04-06 · Tales of Nerd Love! — In story three, a woman emailed that a boy asked if she was a Nerdfighter when she wore her Pizza John shirt in Elementary Statistics, then invited her to a Gaming and Anime Society meeting; they're now in Nerdfighterlike. (00:01:53)
• 2011-05-23 · Eating the Unicorn — John says Tumblr seems to be the top destination for Nerdfighter jokes, Looking for Alaska quotations, DFTBA tattoos, Pizza John jokes and Humpy Hank sites. (00:02:50)
• 2011-06-15 · Question Tuesday! Paula Deen Riding Me (and critical reading) — Pizza John shirts are back in all sizes at DFTBA.com/pizza. (00:01:54)
• 2011-09-09 · 10 Years after September 11th, and Diablo III — Hank asks viewers to follow Eff Yeah Nerdfighters on Tumblr, which finds the best things in Nerdfighteria, such as Sharkeye Jones's laser-eyed Pizza John art. (00:03:26)

2012

• 2012-09-25 · Do Businesses Need to Suck? — John says that as DFTBA grew Hank wanted YouTubers to sell wristbands, posters and shirts and keep most proceeds, and Nerdfighter merch has always been designed by Nerdfighters. (00:01:27)
• 2012-11-08 · VOLT! A Dream Comes True. — For about the next 72 hours, six variations Hank made on Valerie2776's original Pizza John shirt design are on pre-order at DFTBA.com, then disappear forever. (00:03:01)

2013

• 2013-01-16 · An Evening of Awesome at Carnegie Hall — John says the Pizza John shirt comes from his liking pizza and once having a mustache for five minutes; Nerdfighter Valerie2776 merged the two into the design. (00:58:19)
• 2013-01-29 · Across Three Continents: A Tale of Tumblr, Copyright, and Excellent Posters — John says this is why their shop (name unclear in the audio) now focuses on royalties for Nerdfighter designers: he splits Pizza John shirt royalties half-and-half with its designer Valerie2776. (00:00:58)
• 2013-11-09 · VidCon, Punishments, Comments, and Pumpkins — Hank says they are in the middle of the 12 Days of Pizzamas: instead of last year's limited-edition Pizza John designs, the Pizza John face goes on many different products. (00:02:35)