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Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue

2013-12-10 · John, a child of the brothers, Sarah Urist Green · watch on YouTube · Nerdfighteria · comedy performance

John performs his punishment by cooking and eating the meal his son a child of the brothers designed: slobber carrots with drool, gross barbecue of Valu Time luncheon loaf with drool, and a cabbage hat; he finds the carrots fine and the barbecue terrible.

What is said

00:00:00 — 'Punishment Tuesday': a child of the brothers recites the menu; whose drool; what slobber carrots and barbecue are

  • ★★★ On 'punishment Tuesday' John reminds a child of the brothers he came up with the gross meal: slobber carrots with drool, gross barbecue with drool, and hat. — 00:00:00 · Punishment
  • ★★ In the description John is glad to have the punishment behind him and thanks a child of the brothers and Nerdfighteria for the horror. — 00:00:00 · Punishment, Nerdfighteria
  • ★★ The description says the Project for Awesome starts in one week and points makers to P4A thumbnails. — 00:00:00 · Project for Awesome
  • ★ a child of the brothers explains that slobber carrots are cooked carrots and agrees that barbecue is basically meat and barbecue sauce. — 00:00:21

00:00:36 — Cooking: Valu Time luncheon loaf, oven at 425, salt, drool on the carrots, frying the loaf, cabbage hat

  • ★ John reads that the first ingredient of Valu Time Luncheon Loaf is mechanically separated chicken and pork and the last is smoke flavoring. (playful) — 00:01:37

00:02:31 — Plating with barbecue sauce and drool; John eats the carrots, the barbecue and the hat

  • ★★ Tasting: the slobber carrots with drool are actually quite good, the gross barbecue is so bad, much worse than a blenderized Happy Meal, and the hat is not very good. (playful) — 00:03:08 · Happy Meal

00:03:49 — That was the punishment meal, not recommended, 'the grossest meal ever'; sign-off

  • ★★ John concludes that was his punishment meal, doesn't recommend it, and quotes a child of the brothers: the grossest meal ever. — 00:03:51 · Punishment

Humor (dominant)

  • a child of the brothers insists the drool on John's meal must be a child of the brothers's, not John's; John says he would prefer his own. — 00:00:20 > «My drool's already in my mouth.»
  • Looking at the cheap Valu Time luncheon loaf label. — 00:00:44 > «They're so focused on value they didn't even spend the money to print the "e" in value!»
  • John tastes the slobber carrots a child of the brothers has drooled on and finds them good. — 00:03:14 > «If anything, the drool adds something.»
  • After gagging on the gross barbecue of luncheon loaf, John compares it with the blenderized Happy Meal he once ate on air. — 00:03:37 > «So much worse than a blenderized Happy Meal.»

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