500,000 Subscribers (Almost...and Thank You)
2011-04-22 · Hank · watch on YouTube · Nerdfighteria · personal update
Lower-confidence wave
2011 videos did not pass the QA gate (17 %); their analysis is shown but less reliable.
With his planned video blocked, Hank rambles to camera: his rotating wall posters (starting with the 1972 Narnia map from his third video), a DFTBA poster idea, and thanks to Nerdfighteria for supporting his projects.
What is said
00:00:00 — Planned video can't go online; old-school talk to camera; props (hundred pennies, nerd-jokes duct tape)
- ★★ Hank had a finished video ready for today but, for reasons he cannot yet explain, cannot put it online, so he makes an old-school talk-to-camera video. — 00:00:02
- ★ Hank shows props: a hundred pennies in a cup for the video that could not go up, and duct tape from his nerd jokes video. — 00:00:22
00:00:34 — Rotating wall posters: the 1972 map of Narnia from his third video (January 5), worth $80-100 on eBay
- ★★ The poster behind Hank is the map of the Realm of Narnia, which appeared with him in his third YouTube video, on January 5. — 00:00:47
- ★ Hank recently learned the Narnia map was made in 1972 and sells on eBay for $80-100, so he will be more careful with it. — 00:01:16
00:01:34 — New poster every video; DFTBA Records posters idea; asks for poster designs
- ★★ Hank, who has been rotating his wall posters for a while, will now show a new poster in every video; the first comment naming it wins nothing. — 00:01:34
- ★★ DFTBA Records has not made posters so far; Hank, a fan of posters, wants to do posters and will look into it. — 00:01:46 · DFTBA Records
- ★★ Hank asks viewers for good poster design ideas in the comments. — 00:01:53 · DFTBA Records
00:02:20 — Thanks to Nerdfighteria for supporting his schemes: Humpy Hank, P4A, Haiti; almost 500,000 subscribers
- ★★★ Rewatching the Narnia video brought home to Hank how long the brothers have been doing this and how much has happened and been accomplished because of it. — 00:02:20
- ★★★ Hank says without Nerdfighteria as a launching platform he could not have done anything with his idea; Nerdfighteria supports his hare-brained schemes. — 00:02:32 · Nerdfighteria
- ★★ Hank says Nerdfighteria's support runs from that to him humping things on Tumblr; he admits he did not mention it in his last video but was impressed. (playful) — 00:02:47 · Tumblr
- ★★ More seriously, Hank credits the community for the Project for Awesome and for his trip to Haiti to examine nonprofits' work there. — 00:02:52 · Project for Awesome, Haiti
- ★★★ Hank cannot express how thankful he is to make videos; this should be the 500,000-subscriber video, but he needs no special occasion to thank viewers. (hedged) — 00:03:02 · Nerdfighteria
00:03:21 — No sponsored videos; 2D Glasses on Amazon; Portal 2 on HankGames; sign-off
- ★★ Hank says the brothers do few sponsored videos because they have their own things to sell. — 00:03:21
- ★★ 2D Glasses can now be bought on Amazon, for people without or not wanting a PayPal account. — 00:03:24 · Amazon
- ★★ Hank's Portal 2 play-through is going well; he just uploaded the second episode, later than he wanted. — 00:03:33
00:03:44 — End screen: photo of skinny John throwing a dart in Hank's college dorm
- ★ End screen: Hank shows a photo from his college dorm room of John, just out of college, very skinny, throwing a dart. — 00:03:44 · John Green
Humor (significant)
- Hank announces a prize for the first comment that names each new poster. — 00:01:38 > «you will get... nothing.»
- Mid-sentence about his Strong Bad poster, Hank's chair starts spinning on its own. — 00:01:56 > «why is my chair doing this?»
- Hank thanks ticky-tacky for holding his posters on the walls, then adds a disclaimer. — 00:03:19 > «3M is not sponsoring this video.»
- End screen photo from Hank's college dorm: John throwing a dart. — 00:03:54 > «he's super freakin' skinny!»
Threads in this video
- rule-change · Hank's wall posters: a different poster behind Hank in every video (2011) — Hank, who has been rotating posters for a while, sets a rule: a new poster behind him in every video; the first commenter to name it gets nothing. (00:01:34)
- propose · DFTBA posters: Nerdfighter-designed posters sold at DFTBA.com (2011) — Hank says DFTBA Records has not made posters but he wants to, and will look into good poster designs. (00:01:46)
- open · Hank asks viewers for poster design ideas for DFTBA Records (2011) — Hank asks viewers to suggest good poster designs in the comments. (00:01:53)
- callback · Humpy Hank: Nerdfighter animations of Hank humping things, the title bit (2011) — Hank refers to Nerdfighters' Tumblr animations of him humping things: he did not mention them in his last video but was impressed. (00:02:47)
- restate · How should online creators be paid: ads, sponsorships, paywalls or direct audience support? — Hank says the brothers do few sponsored videos because they have their own things to sell. (00:03:21)
- milestone · Hank's 2D Glasses for watching 3D movies in 2D (2011) — 2D Glasses are now also sold on Amazon, for buyers without a PayPal account. (00:03:24)
- remind · Hank asks viewers to buy 2D Glasses at 2d-glasses.com (2011) — Hank points viewers to buy 2D Glasses, now available on Amazon. (00:03:24)
- update · Hank: play Portal 2 on HankGames (2011) — Hank says his Portal 2 play-through is going well and he just uploaded the second episode, late. (00:03:33)
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