Brotherhood 2.0: March 9, 2007: Peeptastic!
2007-03-09 · John · watch on YouTube · Nerdfighteria · comedy performance
John shows his own attempt to out-eat Hank at Peeps in three minutes, which ends at 12 1/2 Peeps and vomiting, compares it with Hank's and a private person's results, and plugs the new link for contributing to the Brotherhood 2.0 fund for decreasing suck levels worldwide.
What is said
00:00:00 — Eyes still funny; why John set out to eat Peeps faster than Hank
- ★ John says his eyes are still kind of funny. — 00:00:03
- ★★ On Wednesday afternoon John bought a lot of Peeps to eat as fast as he could, hoping to prove himself faster than Hank, before they were introduced to a private person. (playful) — 00:00:03 · Peeps
- ★★ John insists, ironically, that not everything is a contest between the brothers and that he does not feel compelled to win each one. (joke) — 00:00:03
00:00:36 — Three minutes of Peeps: sugar, Weight Watchers, pink Peeps, the wall of fat
- ★★ John gave himself three minutes to eat as many Peeps as possible and shows the footage. (playful) — 00:00:36 · Peeps
- ★★ John says he dislikes the taste of Peeps but likes sugar, so starting was easy; he has been on Weight Watchers for eight weeks. (playful) — 00:00:36 · Peeps
- ★ John says 15 Peeps are only 10 Weight Watchers points. (playful) — 00:00:36 · Peeps
- ★★ John explains the competitive-eating 'wall of fat': an expanding stomach runs into subcutaneous fat, which thin eaters like Takeru Kobayashi, 'the greatest competitive eater in history', avoid. (playful) — 00:01:43
00:02:11 — Chewing, vomiting, and the results: John, Hank and a private person
- ★★ John hit the wall of fat, took a long time chewing, and then vomited the Peeps, sparing Hank footage from the bathroom. (playful) — 00:02:11
- ★★★ John compares results: he ate 12 1/2 Peeps in 3 minutes, Hank 12 1/2 in 6 minutes, and a private person 12 in a minute and a half. — 00:02:11 · Peeps
00:02:57 — Sign-off; link at Brotherhood2.com to contribute to the fund
- ★★★ John says there is now a link at Brotherhood2.com for contributing to the Brotherhood 2.0 fund for decreasing suck levels worldwide and asks viewers to contribute. — 00:02:57 · Brotherhood 2.0, Foundation for Decreasing Suck Levels Worldwide, world suck
Humor (dominant)
- John narrates his stomach filling with Peeps, echoing a private person's line in Hank's video. — 00:01:04 > «The Ghostbusters and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man had begun to war inside me.»
- Thin eaters need not fear the wall of fat, but John is not thin yet. — 00:01:43 > «I'm still a heavyweight, according to the International Boxing Federation.»
- John vomits off camera after the Peeps. — 00:02:11 > «I had what is known in competitive eating circles as a reversal of fortune.»
- After comparing John's, Hank's and a private person's Peeps counts. — 00:02:11 > «Scientific conclusion? It's not possible to eat more than 12...»
Threads in this video
- update · John's eye doctor visit and eye worries (2007) — John says his eyes are still kind of funny after the eye doctor visit. (00:00:03)
- milestone · Brotherhood 2.0 Concert Scholarship Fund, relaunched as the Fund for Decreasing Suck Levels Worldwide (2007) — A link to contribute to the fund is now on Brotherhood2.com. (00:02:57)
- open · John: asks viewers to contribute to the Brotherhood 2.0 fund for decreasing suck levels (2007) — John asks viewers to contribute to the Brotherhood 2.0 fund for decreasing suck levels worldwide through the link. (00:02:57)
Replies to
- Brotherhood 2.0: Giving Away Peeps — «we would be introduced to a private person, the punk rock nerdfighter»
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