Peeps

product · in 39 videos (2007–2013)

Mentions by year: 2007: 17 · 2008: 8 · 2009: 10 · 2011: 1 · 2012: 2 · 2013: 1

Threads

Brotherhood 2.0 Concert Scholarship Fund, relaunched as the Fund for Decreasing Suck Levels Worldwide (2007) — stage, retro, 2007–2011
Hank's 2007 punishment voted by viewers (for textual communication) — punishment, performed, 2007–2007
Hank asks John to explain the political situation in Pakistan while eating something inedible (2007) — ask, reported back, 2007–2007
Hank: eat a blenderized Christmas meal or give a one-hour public concert, as voted by Nerdfighters (2007) — punishment, performed, 2007–2007
John and Hank's Peeps eating contest (2008) — stage, result, 2008–2008
Hank: punishment for losing the Peeps contest and a video over four minutes (2008) — punishment, performed, 2008–2008
Pwning Google Challenge (2009) — stage, launch, 2009–2009
John: eat one Peep for every $10 raised for the Uncultured Project (2009) — punishment, change, 2009–2009
John asks viewers to donate to the Uncultured Project for Peeps for Bangladesh (2009) — ask, reported back, 2009–2009
John's burnt microwaved Peeps: title bit of a Question Tuesday (2012) — bit, origin, 2012–2012

What the videos say

2007

2007-03-05 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 5, 2007: Hank's Punishment — John sets the punishment: Hank buys 100 full-sized Peeps and eats as many as he can in six minutes, then gives the uneaten ones to worthy recipients in Missoula. (00:00:39)
2007-03-06 · Brotherhood 2.0: Peeps and Genocide — Hank sits surrounded by 100 Peeps; he chose bunnies, judging they count as full-size and are easier to swallow without choking. (00:00:00)
2007-03-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 7, 2007: Stress — John thanks Hank for doing a great job with the Peeps punishment and looks forward to its completion the next day. (00:00:03)
2007-03-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 7, 2007: Stress — John says the Brotherhood 2.0 Foundation for Decreasing Suck Levels Worldwide is off to a roaring start thanks to Hank's inability to eat Peeps quickly. (00:00:03)
2007-03-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: Giving Away Peeps — Hank walks downtown on a cold, snowy Thursday trying to give away his Peeps, but people are in cars and will not stop. (00:00:11)
2007-03-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: Giving Away Peeps — Hank offers a group of punk rockers his roughly hundred Peeps, saying he has been trying to give them away all day. (00:01:58)
2007-03-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: Giving Away Peeps — One of the punks gladly accepts the Peeps and says they will competitively eat them among themselves. (00:01:58)
2007-03-08 · Brotherhood 2.0: Giving Away Peeps — One punk, a private person, holds 12 Peeps in his hands and eats them in rapid succession while the others urge him on. (00:02:27)
2007-03-09 · Brotherhood 2.0: March 9, 2007: Peeptastic! — John compares results: he ate 12 1/2 Peeps in 3 minutes, Hank 12 1/2 in 6 minutes, and a private person 12 in a minute and a half. (00:02:11)
2007-11-09 · November 8th: SUGAR HIGH! — Hank unveils a homemade marshmallow Peep shaped like John, made by a nerdfighter, fulfilling John's stated lifelong ambition; Hank says nerdfighters can make dreams come true. (00:01:30)
2007-12-20 · December 20th: HANK SHALL BE PUNISHED! — Option two: Hank gives a live public performance of Nerdfighting songs for at least an hour, accepting donations for charities that decrease world suck, drinking only Peeps blended with Strawberry Hill. (00:02:59)
2007-12-22 · December 21: Hank Accepts His Punishment — Hank announces the vote result: his punishment is performing Nerdfighter songs for at least an hour, drinking Strawberry Hill wine blended with Peeps if he needs a drink; he says he deserves it. (00:01:22)
…and 13 more statements in 2007 (most important shown)

2008

2008-01-04 · Nerdfighting in 2008, Pakistan, and Hillary Clinton — John apologises for an earlier video in which, eating Peeps, he called President Musharraf 'Prime Minister' Musharraf; he calls it a significant error. (00:02:33)
2008-03-27 · PEEPS Eating Contest Is Peepstacular, Painful — Though Peeps hurt Hank's sensitive gut, John challenges him to a Peeps eating contest, the winner to get some magnificent prize. (00:00:42)
2008-03-27 · PEEPS Eating Contest Is Peepstacular, Painful — A Nerdfighter gave John the Peeps in South Carolina weeks ago; though some say not to eat Peeps after Easter, their expiration date is November 2009. (00:00:42)
2008-03-27 · PEEPS Eating Contest Is Peepstacular, Painful — The contest has two rules: three minutes of Peeps eating, and no cheating. (00:01:09)
2008-03-27 · PEEPS Eating Contest Is Peepstacular, Painful — John ate 12 Peeps in three minutes, four of each kind, half a Peep fewer than a year ago, and nearly threw up 30 seconds in. (00:03:57)
2008-04-02 · Please Google, Take Me to Mars — Hank complains John challenged him to a Peeps eating contest without consulting him, forgetting they agreed last year never to have one again; he 'defused' it by pinning a Peep John. (00:01:23)
2008-04-02 · Please Google, Take Me to Mars — Hank concedes the Peeps eating contest: Peeps are no longer sold after Easter and his old Peep John would break his teeth, so he loses. (00:03:00)
2008-04-21 · Belated Book-tacular Questions — John says Hank will be punished too: he lost the Peeps contest without participating and made a video over four minutes without a photo montage, which breaks the rule. (00:00:00)
2008-07-09 · Hank Tried to Kill Me With a Hammer — John jokes his own books are the best inspiration, then says that once you finish a book 'they' want the pale basement-dwelling writer to become a selling machine, though he only wants to stay home, make videos, eat Peeps and hang out with Willy. (00:01:11)
2008-10-31 · Show 'n Tell Thursday — John thanks Nerdfighters for these, for all the Peeps, and for the hundreds of other made-of-awesome presents he has received. (00:02:24)

2009

2009-03-08 · PEEPS for Bangladesh — John announces his half of the Pwning Google Challenge: for every $10 raised for the Uncultured Project by March 22 he will eat one Peep on March 23. (00:01:45)
2009-03-08 · PEEPS for Bangladesh — John says he will then make a video of himself eating the Peeps, and months later Shawn will make a video showing the real school viewers built. (00:02:15)
2009-03-11 · How to Get Girls to Like You — John says he is up to 100 Peeps so far, which is nothing, and asks viewers to keep donating. (00:02:55)
2009-03-23 · John Loves Amsterdam — John says he will talk to Hank about the Peeps-eating situation on Tuesday. (00:03:01)
2009-03-25 · Peeps! Prom! Puppy! — John says he was supposed to eat about 315 Peeps yesterday but ate none. (00:00:00)
2009-03-25 · Peeps! Prom! Puppy! — A group of Nerdfighters banded together and ate more than 200 Peeps on John's behalf, so he now has to eat only about 102. (00:00:24)
2009-03-25 · Peeps! Prom! Puppy! — John will eat the remaining Peeps this Sunday and make a video of it. (00:00:53)
2009-03-29 · Tiny Chickens Cause Epic Fail — Because of the steroids the doctor ruled out eating 102 small sugary meals, so John's Peeps eating must wait; he says he will do it once the doctor allows. (00:00:35)
2009-04-06 · The EVIL BABY ORPHANAGE Returns for North Korea — John says building the needed time machine is no challenge: nerdfighters do everything asked, e.g. they ate 317 Peeps for him. (00:02:27)
2009-04-20 · Weekend of Surreality — John admits he never ate the 317 Peeps he promised; after several doctor visits he cannot eat even one Peep without further testing. (00:02:16)

2013

2013-03-08 · ONE MILLION NERDFIGHTERS! — Hank thanks everyone who has been part of it, from his giving away Peeps on the street in 2007 to translating dance songs in 2013. (00:03:01)