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Brotherhood 2.0: Everyone Poops in my Pants, a Picture Book

2007-02-28 · Hank · watch on YouTube · Nerdfighteria · comedy performance

On 'Story Day' Hank presents the picture-book remake of the story 'Everyone Poops in My Pants, by Hank Green': a list of family, celebrities, a football club, a fictional character and politicians who poop in Hank's pants, with jabs at George W. Bush and a kind word for Barack Obama.

What is said

00:00:00 — Greeting; Story Day: 'Everyone Poops in My Pants, by Hank Green'; crowds chant outside Hank's house

  • ★★★ Hank remakes the 'Everyone Poops in My Pants' story as a picture book, presented on 'Story Day' as 'Everyone Poops in My Pants, by Hank Green'. (playful) — 00:00:04
  • ★★ In the story Hank's small problem is that everyone poops in his pants: each morning dozens of people surround his house chanting for his pants. (fiction) — 00:00:04 · Hank Green, in your pants

00:00:43 — Not quite everyone (poor people, babies); the list of pant-poopers from family to Kirsten Dunst, Liverpool, Grass, Dedalus, Al Roker, Lenin and George W. Bush

  • ★★ The story concedes not literally everyone has: poor people can't afford to fly to Montana and babies are busy with their own, but statistically an improbably large number have. (fiction) — 00:00:43 · Montana
  • ★★ The pant-poopers listed: Hank's mom, dad and brother John, Kirsten Dunst during Spider-Man 2, Liverpool Football Club, Günther Grass, Stephen Dedalus, Al Roker and Lenin. (fiction) — 00:00:43 · John Green
  • ★★ The story mocks George W. Bush as so incompetent he failed to poop in Hank's pants, then claimed he never meant to; his poop 'looks exactly like bullshit'. (playful) — 00:01:46 · George W. Bush

00:02:19 — Does it bother Hank? Obama's poop; everyone has a cross to bear

  • ★★ The story says Barack Obama came by and pooped in Hank's pants, and his poop kind of makes the narrator believe in America again. (playful) (hedged) — 00:02:19 · Barack Obama
  • ★ The story's narrator mostly dislikes it, but everyone has a cross to bear (chronic back pain, Team Karen, being Republican); it could be worse. (fiction) — 00:02:19 · Republican Party

Humor (dominant)

  • Each morning dozens of people surround Hank's house and chant. — 00:00:04 > «What do we want to poop in? Hank's pants! When do we want to poop in them? Now!»
  • The narrator concedes that not everyone has pooped in his pants. — 00:00:43 > «And many babies haven't pooped in my pants because they're too busy pooping in their own.»
  • George W. Bush failed to poop in the pants, pooped near them and then denied ever intending to. — 00:01:46 > «Having seen his poop, I can report that it looks exactly like bullshit.»
  • Having accepted his lot, the narrator closes with a borrowed piece of wisdom. — 00:02:49 > «It's like Monty Python member Eric Idle once told me while he was pooping in my pants.»

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