George W. Bush
person · in 14 videos (2007–2011)
Mentions by year: 2007: 10 · 2008: 2 · 2011: 2
What the videos say
2007
- 2007-01-04 · Brotherhood 2.0: Eating Toilet Paper — John says he did not vote in 2000 even though he could have voted in Florida, and comically blames himself for George Bush. (00:00:40)
- 2007-01-23 · Week 1 Condensed! — John says he didn't recycle until he watched An Inconvenient Truth and is still iffy on it, and didn't vote in 2000 though he could have in Florida, comically blaming himself for George Bush. (00:02:50)
- 2007-02-07 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 7, 2007 — In a comic jab, John's story calls George W. Bush so incompetent he failed to poop in Hank's pants, then denied intending to, as did his administration. (00:01:37)
- 2007-02-16 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 17, 2007 — Voicing the popular side as George W. Bush and Tom Brady, John answers poker-style with famous nerds, from Bill Clinton and Lincoln to all four Beatles, and declares 'We win!' (00:01:39)
- 2007-02-28 · Brotherhood 2.0: Everyone Poops in my Pants, a Picture Book — The story mocks George W. Bush as so incompetent he failed to poop in Hank's pants, then claimed he never meant to; his poop 'looks exactly like bullshit'. (00:01:46)
- 2007-05-26 · May 25th: FreeMonkey's Tour — Thinking of national mourning for a president, Hank realises that, being much younger than George Bush, he will probably live to see him die, which briefly makes him happy, then ashamed. (00:02:40)
- 2007-06-06 · June 6th: Lindsay Lohan's Bikini and My Pants — John is happy people 'in my pants' discuss what it means to be human, like whether George W. Bush is evil enough for the Evil Baby Orphanage. (00:01:35)
- 2007-10-10 · October 10th: A Spoilerific Attack on Unicorns — John's example of a politician whose promised cards (avoid nation building, no preemptive war) turn out to be the Joker ends with George Bush as a belligerent, anti-intellectual, mean-headed Decepticon. (00:00:39)
- 2007-11-05 · November 5th: John's Not Happy about Pakistan — John sarcastically faults George W. Bush's judgment of foreign leaders: he claimed to see Putin's good soul and praised Musharraf. (00:02:15)
- 2007-11-05 · November 5th: John's Not Happy about Pakistan — John rejects Bush's repeated claim that 'democracy is on the march', listing countries it is not marching to, from Pakistan and Russia to Venezuela. (00:02:39)
- 2007-11-07 · Nov — Hank says he supports the impeachment of Dick Cheney, joking that Bush looked into Cheney's soul and saw a good person, and that he has about 328 other reasons. (00:01:09)
- 2007-11-07 · Nov — Hank argues Cheney must be impeached before Bush, since removing Bush first would be a bad trade. (00:01:54)
2008
- 2008-02-05 · Obama Says Subscribe — Hank argues McCain would continue Bush's work, pointing to a picture, and is not the candidate for change. (00:03:29)
- 2008-09-26 · Obama Llama Song — The song says 'we' are tired of the current president, whom everyone hates, and that he is leaving town (surrounding lyrics garbled). (00:00:02)
2011
- 2011-01-14 · Top 5 Actual Conspiracies — In 1933 a group of wealthy American capitalists, including George W. Bush's grandfather, tried to overthrow Franklin Delano Roosevelt and install a fascist dictatorship. (00:02:15)