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Brotherhood 2.0: February 7, 2007

2007-02-07 · John · watch on YouTube · Nerdfighteria · comedy performance

On 'story day' John reads his promised story 'Everyone Poops in My Pants by Hank Green', a list of famous and fictional people who poop in Hank's pants, then, at commenters' request, challenges Hank to answer his whole survey in 3:30.

What is said

00:00:00 — Greeting; story day: 'Everyone Poops in My Pants by Hank Green'; crowds chant outside Hank's house

  • ★★★ On what he calls story day, John reads his story 'Everyone Poops in My Pants by Hank Green', told in Hank's voice. (playful) — 00:00:10 · Hank Green
  • ★★ In the story Hank's small problem is that everyone poops in his pants: each morning crowds surround his house chanting for his pants. (fiction) — 00:00:10 · Hank Green, in your pants

00:00:42 — Not quite everyone: poor people and babies; the list of pant-poopers from family to Kirsten Dunst, Liverpool, Grass, Dedalus, Al Roker, Lenin and George W. Bush

  • ★★ The narrator concedes that not literally everyone has: poor people can't afford to fly to Montana and babies are busy with their own, but statistically an improbably large number have. (fiction) — 00:00:42 · Montana
  • ★★ The list of pant-poopers: his mom, dad and brother John, Kirsten Dunst while filming Spider-Man 2, Liverpool Football Club, Gunther Grass, Stephen Dedalus, Al Roker and Lenin. (fiction) — 00:01:12 · John Green
  • ★★ In a comic jab, John's story calls George W. Bush so incompetent he failed to poop in Hank's pants, then denied intending to, as did his administration. (playful) — 00:01:37 · George W. Bush

00:02:20 — Does it bother Hank? Obama's poop; everyone has a cross to bear

  • ★★ The narrator says Barack Obama's poop kind of makes him believe in America again. (playful) (hedged) — 00:02:20 · Barack Obama
  • ★ Mostly the narrator dislikes it, but everyone has a cross to bear (chronic back pain, Team Karen, being Republican); it could be worse. (fiction) — 00:02:20 · Republican Party

00:02:48 — Story ends with Eric Idle; at commenters' request John challenges Hank to answer his survey in 3:30 or less; sign-off

  • ★★★ At the request of several commenters, John challenges Hank to answer every question in his survey in one video of 3 minutes 30 seconds or less. (playful) — 00:02:48

Humor (dominant)

  • Each morning dozens of people surround Hank's house and chant. — 00:00:10 > «What do we want to poop in? Hank's pants! When do we want to poop in them? Now!»
  • The narrator concedes that not everyone has pooped in his pants. — 00:00:42 > «And many babies haven't pooped in my pants because they're too busy pooping in their own.»
  • George W. Bush failed to poop in the pants, pooped near them and then denied ever intending to. — 00:01:37 > «Having seen his poop, I can report that it looks exactly like bullshit.»
  • The narrator says something great sometimes happens, like a visit from Barack Obama. — 00:02:20 > «his poop kind of makes me believe in America again.»

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