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The EVIL BABY ORPHANAGE Returns for North Korea

2009-04-06 · John · watch on YouTube · World affairs · comedy performance

After North Korea's failed long-range missile launch, John revives the Evil Baby Orphanage and jokingly proposes sending Kim Il-sung there so that Kim Jong-il never exists.

What is said

00:00:08 — Naomi's suggestion and North Korea's missile launch revive the Evil Baby Orphanage; its origin with Brooke and baby Hitler; the brothers' time-travel paradox dispute

  • ★★ John says nerdfighter Naomi suggested reviving the Evil Baby Orphanage; he hesitated until North Korea launched a long-range missile, so now it's time. (playful) — 00:00:08 · Evil Baby Orphanage
  • ★★ John recaps the Evil Baby Orphanage: invented almost two years ago by nerdfighter Brooke as a compromise in the debate over killing baby Hitler via time travel. (playful) — 00:00:25 · Evil Baby Orphanage, Adolf Hitler
  • ★★ John says the orphanage stalled not over building a time machine but over the brothers' continuing disagreement about time-travel paradoxes, which they should now set aside. (playful) — 00:00:55

00:01:13 — North Korea's launch: Kim Jong-il 'grandmother' gag, no nukes, epic fail but the world and even China are mad; China's imagined letter

  • ★★ John notes two differences from himself: North Korea is run by 'a crazy dude', Kim Jong-il, and has nuclear weapons. (playful) — 00:01:37
  • ★★★ John reports North Korea launched a long-range missile into the ocean; though the launch failed, the international community, even China, is really mad. (playful) — 00:01:41 · China
  • ★★ Via an imagined letter from China, John mocks North Korea's totalitarianism, cult of personality, refusal to let people leave and killing of political enemies. (satire) — 00:01:56 · China

00:02:10 — Put Kim Il-sung in the Evil Baby Orphanage; nerdfighters can build a time machine (317 Peeps, pond sand filter)

  • ★★★ John proposes putting Kim Jong-il's dead father Kim Il-sung in the Evil Baby Orphanage, which he says would save millions of lives and reunify Korea. (playful) — 00:02:15 · Evil Baby Orphanage
  • ★★ John says building the needed time machine is no challenge: nerdfighters do everything asked, e.g. they ate 317 Peeps for him. (playful) — 00:02:27 · Nerdfighteria, Peeps
  • ★ John cites nerdfighters' pond sand filter in Bangladesh as proof of what they can do. (playful) — 00:02:45 · Nerdfighteria, Bangladesh

Humor (dominant)

  • John says he isn't run by a crazy 68-year-old Korean grandmother named Kim Jong-il, then is corrected off-camera. — 00:01:23 > «Kim Jong-Il is apparently a dude.»
  • China, North Korea's one crazy friend, writes a letter praising its totalitarianism and cult of personality, then objects. — 00:01:48 > «But come on! WTF? Best wishes, China.»
  • An off-camera doubter says nerdfighters can't build a time machine; John cites the 317 Peeps they ate for him. — 00:02:35 > «Get your head out of your ass.»

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