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Adolf Hitler

person · in 16 videos (2007–2013)

Mentions by year: 2007: 3 · 2008: 4 · 2009: 2 · 2011: 2 · 2012: 4 · 2013: 1

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2007

2008

  • 2008-05-21 · Guys Love Giraffe Love — Choosing between a million dollars and punching Hitler, John would time-travel to put evil baby Hitler, Stalin, Idi Amin and others in the Evil Baby Orphanage in Tibet, then sell the time machine. (00:02:42)
  • 2008-06-25 · Questions Answered! — Lots of evil people had pets: Hitler had a German Shepherd, Blondi, who apparently died by poison pill, the same way as Hitler and his girlfriend. (00:02:08)
  • 2008-06-25 · Questions Answered! — Hitler also had a terrier, Fuchsl, that he found and adopted in the World War I trenches and that was later stolen from him. (00:02:20)

2009

2011

2012

  • 2012-04-27 · Hank Talks to Charlie McDonnell — Asked whether he would kill baby Hitler, Charlie wonders why Hank asks after years of the Evil Baby Orphanage; told the orphanage is not an option, he says he would kill the baby. (00:01:35)
  • 2012-05-01 · Moon Farts: Being Charlie While Running Errands — John can't believe Hank still asks the baby-Hitler question five years after the Evil Baby Orphanage began; he would not kill baby Hitler but kidnap him. (00:00:53)
  • 2012-07-17 · Hitler and Sex! — John says a producer from an unnamed cable channel loved Crash Course and suggested a TV show, but said television must cover things people enjoy, like Hitler and sex. (00:00:00)
  • 2012-07-17 · Hitler and Sex! — John says syphilis was a big problem among Nazi troops in occupied France and Hitler's solution was to send small, foldable blow-up sex dolls to the army; the idea was abandoned. (00:00:18)
  • 2012-07-17 · Hitler and Sex! — John says the many rumors about Hitler's sex life were mainly thought up by Allied propaganda to discredit him and are probably not true, but he will repeat them anyway. (00:00:41)
  • 2012-07-17 · Hitler and Sex! — John rejects The Pink Swastika's case that Hitler was secretly gay and Nazism a homosexual agenda: 100,000 were arrested for being gay, many killed in camps, and prominent gay Nazis executed. (00:00:52)
  • 2012-07-17 · Hitler and Sex! — John says by most accounts Hitler was a pretty vanilla heterosexual, and wonders why male heterosexual historians would want to paint him as different. (00:01:24)
  • 2012-07-17 · Hitler and Sex! — John says Hitler probably had two testicles, at least according to his personal physician. (00:01:41)
  • 2012-07-17 · Hitler and Sex! — John says Hitler was controlling, possessive and domineering, with all the hallmarks of an abusive relationship; four of the six women he most likely had sex with killed themselves, including Eva Braun, married 40 hours before. (00:01:59)
  • 2012-07-17 · Hitler and Sex! — John says Hitler's half-niece lived with him for two years while he grew possessive; he forced her to cut off her friends and she eventually committed suicide. (00:02:37)
  • 2012-07-17 · Hitler and Sex! — John wishes the half-niece's story were unique, but says domestic abuse is disgustingly common, making Hitler tragically un-extraordinary. (00:02:49)
  • 2012-07-17 · Hitler and Sex! — John says an accurate TV show about Hitler and sex would be boring and sad: his sex life was boring and his awful treatment of the women he loved was not unique or even rare. (00:02:57)
  • …and 2 more statements in 2012 (most important shown)

2013

  • 2013-01-16 · An Evening of Awesome at Carnegie Hall — John retells the Evil Baby Orphanage: Hank asked about killing baby Hitler, a commenter proposed an orphanage for evil babies, inspiring fan fiction, web comics and now a professionally produced card game. (00:57:30)