John's giraffe-love bit ('people love giraffes who love giraffes')
bit · status: callback
About: giraffe, Vlogbrothers, KevJumba
| date | event | what | video |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2008-02-21 | origin | John attributes the views of one of Hank's most-viewed videos to its giraffe-sex screenshot: 'we're people who love giraffes who love giraffes'. | People Who Love Giraffes Who Love Giraffes 00:01:43 |
| 2008-02-26 | callback | John contrasts nerdfighter-like with people who say they want to see giraffes doing it. | Best Wishes! 00:03:03 |
| 2008-02-27 | variant | Hank turns the 'people who love giraffes who love giraffes' phrase into a full comic song about the viewers his giraffe picture attracted. | People Who Love Giraffes Who Love Giraffes (The Song) 00:01:00 |
| 2008-05-21 | origin | John reports the only two videos watched more by men than women have giraffe sex as the thumbnail and asks men why they love giraffes who love giraffes. | Guys Love Giraffe Love 00:01:10 |
| 2008-06-08 | callback | Hank says he likes zoos because he likes giraffes who love giraffes, but the National Zoo has no giraffes. | Monkeys!!! (with pants) 00:01:29 |
| 2009-01-03 | callback | John accepts that giraffe-mating videos draw more views and, as previously noted, says people love giraffes who love giraffes, then explains giraffe urine-tasting. | Giraffe Love and Other Questions ANSWERED 00:00:27 |
| 2009-02-24 | callback | John notes their only videos not watched mostly by women are those with giraffe sex as the thumbnail, and advises becoming a giraffe. | How to Make Guys Like You 00:00:34 |
| 2009-05-13 | callback | Hank reads out a birthday card showing 'giraffes loving giraffes'. | My Birthday Rocks 00:00:32 |
| 2009-07-02 | callback | Hank sings that KevJumba stole the brothers' giraffe-sex thumbnail. | Most Subscribed: A Song 00:00:27 |
| 2009-11-24 | callback | In his thankful list Hank names giraffes, 'especially giraffes who are mating'. | 50 THINGS!! That I'm Thankful For 00:02:20 |
| 2009-12-28 | callback | Hank lists giraffe love among the subjects of their videos. | How To Be a Nerdfighter: A Vlogbrothers FAQ 00:03:15 |
| 2010-03-25 | callback | John reminds Hank how he loves giraffes before ranking the giraffe kick ninth. | Top 10 Animal POWER MOVES 00:00:19 |
| 2010-05-05 | callback | Hank's song 'Nerdfighteria Island' sings of 'giraffes who like giraffes' on the island. | HANKO DE MAYO!!!!11!! 00:05:36 |
| 2010-07-20 | callback | John notes the brothers' three most-viewed videos are 'giraffe sex, giraffe sex, and giraffe sex'. | I Like Balls 00:01:14 |
| 2010-10-19 | callback | John notes the three most viewed vlogbrothers videos all feature giraffe sex and finally makes a video about giraffe sex itself. | Giraffe Sex: A Terrifying Introduction to Nature at Work (and Play) 00:00:01 |
| 2010-10-22 | callback | John calls Hank's shirt an 'ode to giraffes who love giraffes'. | Making Adorable Music 00:02:04 |
| 2010-10-30 | callback | Hank jokes that the shirt's adorable giraffes only want to love each other briefly before the male runs off and shags other males. | Hank Has Questions 00:03:19 |
| 2010-11-27 | callback | John says P4A day would make YouTube about charity instead of kittens on Roombas or giraffe love; Hank later plugs the giraffe love shirt. | p4a, Space Pasta, and Giant Squids of Anger 00:00:31 |
| 2010-12-02 | callback | Hank's song opens its animal list with giraffes, whose males have more sex with each other than with females. | Makin' Babies: A Song 00:00:28 |
| 2011-02-12 | callback | Hank notes his two shelf giraffes are not currently making love, which is too bad for them. | 200 People in Your Pants 00:01:09 |
| 2011-02-17 | callback | Hank says the brothers have sometimes been unfair to the giraffes and thinks they can make it up to them. | This Video Brought to you by Nyquil 00:02:28 |
| 2011-02-23 | callback | John imagines viewers of the giraffe sex videos clicking away when they find only a guy talking. | WE ARE 812 YEARS OLD 00:00:43 |
| 2011-05-13 | callback | John films zoo giraffes for ten minutes, but they look at him as if to say they will not mount each other on camera. | Winkels to the Left, Winkels to the Right: Thoughts from Places, Antwerp 00:01:43 |
| 2011-07-21 | callback | Hank's toy giraffes act out 'giraffe love'; he notes it should be two males from what they have learned about giraffe love. | HARDCASTLED! 00:00:54 |
| 2011-10-10 | callback | Opening the animal-mating Truth or Fail, John fakes a giraffe fact: 'Just kidding, there will be no giraffes.' | Animal Mating and Librarian Talking 00:00:29 |
| 2011-10-21 | callback | In the Nerdfighters' game, Hank's recorded voice screams 'holy giraffe sex!'. | Signing Psychosis, BlizzCon, TFiOS, Awesome Adventures, and URLatron 00:00:58 |
| 2012-08-13 | callback | Asked for YouTube channel pointers, John says what has worked best for the vlogbrothers is giraffe sex as the thumbnail. | John and Rainn Wilson Talk Romance 00:02:49 |
| 2013-05-28 | callback | John says the ad model would have the brothers drop Thoughts From Places for giraffe sex, which he admits he digs. | NERD FACTOR! (...And Why I Fear for Tumblr) 00:00:41 |