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John's giraffe-love bit ('people love giraffes who love giraffes')

bit · status: callback

About: giraffe, Vlogbrothers, KevJumba

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2008-02-21 origin John attributes the views of one of Hank's most-viewed videos to its giraffe-sex screenshot: 'we're people who love giraffes who love giraffes'. People Who Love Giraffes Who Love Giraffes 00:01:43
2008-02-26 callback John contrasts nerdfighter-like with people who say they want to see giraffes doing it. Best Wishes! 00:03:03
2008-02-27 variant Hank turns the 'people who love giraffes who love giraffes' phrase into a full comic song about the viewers his giraffe picture attracted. People Who Love Giraffes Who Love Giraffes (The Song) 00:01:00
2008-05-21 origin John reports the only two videos watched more by men than women have giraffe sex as the thumbnail and asks men why they love giraffes who love giraffes. Guys Love Giraffe Love 00:01:10
2008-06-08 callback Hank says he likes zoos because he likes giraffes who love giraffes, but the National Zoo has no giraffes. Monkeys!!! (with pants) 00:01:29
2009-01-03 callback John accepts that giraffe-mating videos draw more views and, as previously noted, says people love giraffes who love giraffes, then explains giraffe urine-tasting. Giraffe Love and Other Questions ANSWERED 00:00:27
2009-02-24 callback John notes their only videos not watched mostly by women are those with giraffe sex as the thumbnail, and advises becoming a giraffe. How to Make Guys Like You 00:00:34
2009-05-13 callback Hank reads out a birthday card showing 'giraffes loving giraffes'. My Birthday Rocks 00:00:32
2009-07-02 callback Hank sings that KevJumba stole the brothers' giraffe-sex thumbnail. Most Subscribed: A Song 00:00:27
2009-11-24 callback In his thankful list Hank names giraffes, 'especially giraffes who are mating'. 50 THINGS!! That I'm Thankful For 00:02:20
2009-12-28 callback Hank lists giraffe love among the subjects of their videos. How To Be a Nerdfighter: A Vlogbrothers FAQ 00:03:15
2010-03-25 callback John reminds Hank how he loves giraffes before ranking the giraffe kick ninth. Top 10 Animal POWER MOVES 00:00:19
2010-05-05 callback Hank's song 'Nerdfighteria Island' sings of 'giraffes who like giraffes' on the island. HANKO DE MAYO!!!!11!! 00:05:36
2010-07-20 callback John notes the brothers' three most-viewed videos are 'giraffe sex, giraffe sex, and giraffe sex'. I Like Balls 00:01:14
2010-10-19 callback John notes the three most viewed vlogbrothers videos all feature giraffe sex and finally makes a video about giraffe sex itself. Giraffe Sex: A Terrifying Introduction to Nature at Work (and Play) 00:00:01
2010-10-22 callback John calls Hank's shirt an 'ode to giraffes who love giraffes'. Making Adorable Music 00:02:04
2010-10-30 callback Hank jokes that the shirt's adorable giraffes only want to love each other briefly before the male runs off and shags other males. Hank Has Questions 00:03:19
2010-11-27 callback John says P4A day would make YouTube about charity instead of kittens on Roombas or giraffe love; Hank later plugs the giraffe love shirt. p4a, Space Pasta, and Giant Squids of Anger 00:00:31
2010-12-02 callback Hank's song opens its animal list with giraffes, whose males have more sex with each other than with females. Makin' Babies: A Song 00:00:28
2011-02-12 callback Hank notes his two shelf giraffes are not currently making love, which is too bad for them. 200 People in Your Pants 00:01:09
2011-02-17 callback Hank says the brothers have sometimes been unfair to the giraffes and thinks they can make it up to them. This Video Brought to you by Nyquil 00:02:28
2011-02-23 callback John imagines viewers of the giraffe sex videos clicking away when they find only a guy talking. WE ARE 812 YEARS OLD 00:00:43
2011-05-13 callback John films zoo giraffes for ten minutes, but they look at him as if to say they will not mount each other on camera. Winkels to the Left, Winkels to the Right: Thoughts from Places, Antwerp 00:01:43
2011-07-21 callback Hank's toy giraffes act out 'giraffe love'; he notes it should be two males from what they have learned about giraffe love. HARDCASTLED! 00:00:54
2011-10-10 callback Opening the animal-mating Truth or Fail, John fakes a giraffe fact: 'Just kidding, there will be no giraffes.' Animal Mating and Librarian Talking 00:00:29
2011-10-21 callback In the Nerdfighters' game, Hank's recorded voice screams 'holy giraffe sex!'. Signing Psychosis, BlizzCon, TFiOS, Awesome Adventures, and URLatron 00:00:58
2012-08-13 callback Asked for YouTube channel pointers, John says what has worked best for the vlogbrothers is giraffe sex as the thumbnail. John and Rainn Wilson Talk Romance 00:02:49
2013-05-28 callback John says the ad model would have the brothers drop Thoughts From Places for giraffe sex, which he admits he digs. NERD FACTOR! (...And Why I Fear for Tumblr) 00:00:41