John: punishment for a textual communication to Hank on January 11 (2007)
punishment · status: performed
About: Punishment, Happy Meal, Foundation for Decreasing Suck Levels Worldwide, No textual communication, Nerdfighteria
| date | event | what | video |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2007-08-03 | accept | Caught by Nerdfighters in a January 11 textual communication, John accepts that he is about to be punished and awaits suggestions, noting the Yeti can veto. | August 2nd: Airports and Box Fans 00:01:49 |
| 2007-08-04 | set | Hank sets John a preliminary punishment from a viewer's suggestion: call an ex-girlfriend and talk for at least a minute, mentioning things Nerdfighters will suggest. | August 3: The Retail Dance 00:02:59 |
| 2007-08-07 | change | The Yeti vetoes the ex-girlfriend phone-call punishment Hank had set, so John must find another. | August 6th: JK Rowling and I Will ... Be Punished 00:00:43 |
| 2007-08-07 | propose | John proposes a ten-tier punishment whose severity depends on the number of donors to Biss's campaign via ActBlue. | August 6th: JK Rowling and I Will ... Be Punished 00:02:03 |
| 2007-08-08 | set | Hank says the donations have skipped several tiers, so John must at least wax a limb of Hank's choosing 'while breaking the...' (sentence cut off). | August 7th: Curd Fighter Nurt 00:00:56 |
| 2007-08-08 | change | Hank rules that small gifts to the Foundation to Decrease World Suck count toward the punishment total. | August 7th: Curd Fighter Nurt 00:02:14 |
| 2007-08-08 | change | John sets a Friday-midnight deadline for donations counting toward his punishment and counts gifts from minors and non-US people to the Fund to Decrease World Suck. | August 8th: The Lawn and the Fury 00:03:31 |
| 2007-08-10 | set | Hank calls the total: with 189 donations plus about 50 fund gifts, John must eat a blenderized Happy Meal; he leaves the kind of meal and drink to John. | August 9th: Anagramming Guide to the 2008 Elections 00:00:10 |
| 2007-08-10 | accept | John accepts he will eat a blenderized Happy Meal while waxing two legs (or two arms if Hank is kind), and says he is 'looking forward to it'. | August 10th: Bears!!!! 00:01:11 |
| 2007-08-14 | change | Hank leaves the Happy Meal and drink to John (blend and eat it) and, since John was a good sport, cuts the waxing to one leg plus licking a cat. | August 13: The Fair!!!! 00:03:26 |
| 2007-08-15 | change | Unable to find a cat so far, John puts the cat-licking part of his punishment off till Thursday. | August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) 00:00:22 |
| 2007-08-15 | perform | John performs his punishment: he blends and eats a Happy Meal with an orange drink, then waxes a leg (per the description); the cat licking is still to come. | August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) 00:03:50 |
| 2007-08-16 | perform | John licks Toby, a cat owned by Indianapolis strangers a Nerdfighter found for him, and declares his punishment finished. | August 16th: Finding--and Licking--a Cat 00:02:38 |