Hank: get progressive lenses (2026)
promise · status: open (no report in 2026) · last event: promised (2026-04-17) · owner: Hank
In April 2026 Hank said he was going to go and get progressive lenses.
About: progressive lens
| date | event | what | video |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-04-17 | promised | Hank says he is going to go get progressive lenses. | Something Awaits For Me in the Divine for Resisting 00:03:27 |
What is said about it
4 statements, by date (the events above are the turns of the thread; these are the details).
- 2026-04-17 · Something Awaits For Me in the Divine for Resisting — In the description Hank says he is terrified of his new glasses; his resistance is partly comfort, partly feeling he will not suffer for denying himself, but he literally will. (hedged) — video description
- 2026-04-17 · Something Awaits For Me in the Divine for Resisting — Hank says people who have spent time with him in the last few years have noticed how he handles things closer than an arm's length, like scrolling his phone; he has been roundly mocked and told repeatedly he can get progressive lenses. — 00:00:29
- 2026-04-17 · Something Awaits For Me in the Divine for Resisting — Hank explains progressive lenses: part of the lens is for far, part for near, with a gradient between, letting you see at any distance after some getting used to. — 00:00:29
- 2026-04-17 · Something Awaits For Me in the Divine for Resisting — Hank says the airline app and progressive lenses are better and Advil works: he is not building character or on a hero's journey, just squinting at his phone with a headache. — 00:02:13