Brotherhood 2.0: Everyone Poops in my Pants, a Picture Book

2007-02-28 · story · Hank · 3:12 · watch on YouTube

Topic: Nerdfighteria · mode: Comedy & performance · tags: song or performance, community lore

On 'Story Day' Hank presents the picture-book remake of the story 'Everyone Poops in My Pants, by Hank Green': a list of family, celebrities, a football club, a fictional character and politicians who poop in Hank's pants, with jabs at George W. Bush and a kind word for Barack Obama.

Part of another source

This recording is almost entirely part of Brotherhood 2.0: February 7, 2007 (2007-02-07); what is said in it is covered on that page.

What is said

• 00:00:00 — Greeting; Story Day: 'Everyone Poops in My Pants, by Hank Green'; crowds chant outside Hank's house
• 00:00:43 — Not quite everyone (poor people, babies); the list of pant-poopers from family to Kirsten Dunst, Liverpool, Grass, Dedalus, Al Roker, Lenin and George W. Bush
• 00:02:19 — Does it bother Hank? Obama's poop; everyone has a cross to bear
• 00:02:49 — It could be worse; the story ends with Eric Idle

Humor (dominant)

• Each morning dozens of people surround Hank's house and chant. — 00:00:04

  “What do we want to poop in? Hank's pants! When do we want to poop in them? Now!”

• The narrator concedes that not everyone has pooped in his pants. — 00:00:43

  “And many babies haven't pooped in my pants because they're too busy pooping in their own.”

• George W. Bush failed to poop in the pants, pooped near them and then denied ever intending to. — 00:01:46

  “Having seen his poop, I can report that it looks exactly like bullshit.”

• Having accepted his lot, the narrator closes with a borrowed piece of wisdom. — 00:02:49

  “It's like Monty Python member Eric Idle once told me while he was pooping in my pants.”

Threads in this video

• outcome · 'Everyone Poops in My Pants' picture book: Hank's illustrated remake of John's story (2007) — Hank completes the picture-book version of John's story 'Everyone Poops in My Pants' and presents it on Story Day. (video description)
• variation · 'In your pants' suffix game (2007) — The 'in my pants' story is redone as a picture book in Hank's video. (00:00:04)
• progress update · John: write the picture book 'Everyone Poops in My Pants' and read it on the air (2007) — Hank remakes the 'Everyone Poops in My Pants' story as a picture book, presented on 'Story Day' as 'Everyone Poops in My Pants, by Hank Green'. (video description)

Mentioned

People: Al Roker · Barack Obama · Eric Idle · George W. Bush · Günter Grass · Kirsten Dunst · Mike Green · Sydney Green · Vladimir Lenin

Works: Everyone Poops (“Everyone Poops in My Pants, by Hank Green”) · John's planned picture book 'Everyone Poops in My/Your Pants' (“Everyone Poops in My Pants, by Hank Green”) · Spider-Man 2

Organizations: Liverpool FC · Nobel Prize in Literature · Republican Party

Groups: Monty Python

Terms: in your pants (“Everyone Poops in My Pants, by Hank Green”)

Places: Montana

Characters: Stephen Dedalus

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