August 20th: Winner, South Dakota
2007-08-20 · letter vlog · John · 3:36 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Nerdfighteria (also: Personal life) · mode: Personal update · tags: community lore
John jokes about needing a haircut and about buying Winner, South Dakota - the Missoula-Indianapolis midpoint found by secret brother Tom - for a Nerdfighter commune, then says the Nerdfighters' work is making him believe in humanity again: maybe nerdfighting is for winners.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — Greeting; needing a haircut ('Muffin Head' in middle school); secret brother Tom finds Winner, South Dakota as the brothers' midpoint
- ★ John needs a haircut: after weeks of meaning to get a preventive one, he wakes up with the hair that got him called 'Muffin Head' in middle school. (playful) — 00:00:09
- ★★ Secret brother Tom calculated the midpoint between Hank in Missoula and John in Indianapolis: a town called Winner, South Dakota. (playful) — 00:00:09 · Winner, South Dakota, Missoula, Montana, Indianapolis, secret sibling
00:00:54 — Buying Winner for a Nerdfighter commune (sustainable buildings, race car beds); Wikipedia on Winner: population, location, a made-up history
- ★★★ John muses that the brothers and the Nerdfighters could pool their resources, buy Winner and build a Nerdfighting commune of sustainable buildings where everyone sleeps in race car beds. (hypothetical, hedged) — 00:00:54 · Winner, South Dakota, Nerdfighteria
- ★★ Citing Wikipedia, John says Winner has a population of just over 3,000 and lies in south-central South Dakota. — 00:00:54 · Wikipedia, Winner, South Dakota
- ★★ John reads Winner's Wikipedia history - a French fur trader and magician hunting a non-existent giant beaver, later rich in canned chicken - and asks whether Wikipedia will ever tell him true facts. (joke) — 00:01:24 · Wikipedia, Winner, South Dakota
00:01:53 — End of the fake history ('will you ever tell me true facts?'); Nerdfighter achievements: animations, a secret-sibling intro, the wiki, pictures, the forum overload, a humiliation-for-charity project, songs, old and new Nerdfighters
- ★★★ John lists the Nerdfighters' recent work: animations, an intro for all secret siblings, helpers building the wiki, hundreds of Nerdfighter pictures, songs, and a humiliation-for-charity project he calls awesome. — 00:01:53 · Nerdfighteria, secret sibling, Brotherhood 2.0 forum
- ★★ So many Nerdfighters are in the forum that the site sometimes goes down; John thanks Hank for working on it. (playful) — 00:02:22 · Brotherhood 2.0 forum, Nerdfighteria
- ★★ John says old-school Nerdfighters are integrating the new ones well, so everyone finds they are made of more awesome than they thought possible. — 00:02:22 · Nerdfighteria, made of awesome
00:02:58 — The project makes John believe in humanity again; more nerdfighters than nerdhaters; Loser vs Winner: nerdfighting is for winners; sign-off
- ★★★ John says Brotherhood 2.0 is starting to make him believe in humanity again; he catches himself saying outlandishly optimistic things. (hedged) — 00:02:58 · Brotherhood 2.0, optimism
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★★★ For the first time John feels the world may contain more nerdfighters than nerdhaters; having long thought himself suited to 'Loser, South Dakota', he now thinks maybe nerdfighting is for winners. (hedged) — 00:02:58 · nerdfighter, Winner, South Dakota
“maybe nerdfighting is for winners”
Humor (significant)
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Tom's calculation puts the brothers' midpoint in Winner, South Dakota. — 00:00:09
“Winner, South Dakota, Hank! As in the opposite of Loser, South Dakota!”
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Wikipedia places Winner in south-central South Dakota. — 00:01:24
“which is exactly like South Central Los Angeles, except different in every possible way”
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After reading Winner's history on Wikipedia about a magician fur trader, a non-existent beaver and canned chicken. — 00:01:53
“Oh Wikipedia, will you ever tell me true facts?”
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John says he finds himself saying outlandishly optimistic things while staring outside at the weather. — 00:02:58
“Wow. That's going to be really great for the plants.”
Threads in this video
- first use · Winner, South Dakota: the brothers' midpoint and a Nerdfighter commune (2007) — John reports secret brother Tom's finding that the brothers' midpoint is Winner, South Dakota, 'the opposite of Loser', and floats buying it for a Nerdfighter commune. (00:00:09)
- callback · The brothers' 'secret siblings' (2007) — John credits 'our secret brother Tom' with the midpoint calculation and mentions an intro made for all the secret siblings. (00:00:09)
- callback · 'In your pants' suffix game (2007) — John says there are so many Nerdfighters 'in my pants' (the forum) that the site sometimes goes down. (00:02:22)
- shift · Is it reasonable to be hopeful about the future? — John says the project is starting to make him believe in humanity again: for the first time he feels there may be more nerdfighters than nerdhaters, after a lifetime of feeling suited to 'Loser'. (00:02:58)
- setback · Brotherhood2.com: site problems and relaunch as a new site (2007) — So many Nerdfighters are in the forum that the site sometimes goes down; John thanks Hank for working on it. (00:02:22)
- setback · My Pants: the Brotherhood 2.0 forum (2007) — So many Nerdfighters are in the forum that the site sometimes goes down; John thanks Hank for working on it. (00:02:22)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- Winner, South Dakota: the brothers' midpoint and a Nerdfighter commune (2007) — running joke (last seen 2007); last: callback, 2007-11-13
- Brotherhood2.com: site problems and relaunch as a new site (2007) — completed; last: milestone, 2007-10-05
- My Pants: the Brotherhood 2.0 forum (2007) — last documented in 2009 (looked back on in 2011)
Mentioned
Central: Brotherhood 2.0 · nerdfighter
Also: Projects: Brotherhood 2.0 forum (“Wiki? Wookie? Wookie!”)
Organizations: Wikipedia
Terms: in your pants · made of awesome · secret sibling
Concepts: optimism
Places: Indianapolis · Los Angeles · Missoula, Montana · Winner, South Dakota
Characters: Wookiee (“Wiki? Wookie? Wookie!”)
Only in the description or credits: Secret Brother Tom
Later videos replying to this one
- 2007-08-21 · August 21: Hairy Hairy Head Hair (Hank) — continues — “I kind of love that game you were playing yesterday” (00:00:25)