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The Island of Nerdfighteria?

2009-08-11 · Q&A · John · 3:19 · watch on YouTube

Topic: Nerdfighteria (also: Global development) · mode: Q&A & conversation · tags: community lore, fundraising ask, civic or action cta, self promotion

John marks 100,000 subscribers by answering Nerdfighters' thank-you suggestions: he promises another Tour de Nerdfighting, announces a UK edition of Paper Towns from Bloomsbury, and pledges with Willy $1,000 to a charity viewers choose.

What is said

The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).

00:00:00 — Greeting; 100,000 subscribers put in context: $100 each would buy a private island to make Nerdfighteria a country

  • ★★ John says the brothers have 100,000 subscribers. — 00:00:00 · Vlogbrothers
  • ★ John jokes that if each subscriber gave the brothers $100 they could buy a private island and make Nerdfighteria a real country. (joke, hedged) — 00:00:00 · Nerdfighteria

00:00:32 — Viewers' thank-you suggestions answered: Hank/Natalie hip-hop collab, another tour, iPods, Paper Towns in the UK, childhood Ice Ice Baby dance, 'I love unicorns', show the Yeti

  • ★★ Having asked in his last video what the brothers could get Nerdfighters as thanks, John reads out some of their real suggestions. — 00:00:32 · Nerdfighteria
  • ★★ Answering a suggestion, John enthusiastically urges Hank and Nerdfighters to make an online hip-hop collaboration between Hank and Natalie from Community Channel happen. (playful) — 00:00:32

  • ★★★ John promises the brothers will do another Tour de Nerdfighting, though planning, logistics and money mean it may be a while. — 00:00:32 · Tour de Nerdfighting

    “I promise that we will do another tour to Nerdfighting”

  • ★★ Rejecting an iPod for every subscriber, John says most probably already have one and it would cost about $10 million. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:01

  • ★★★ John announces that Paper Towns will be published in the United Kingdom by Bloomsbury, and thanks Bloomsbury. — 00:01:01 · Paper Towns, United Kingdom
  • ★★ John says he is going to do his level best to be in the UK in May of next year (2010). (hedged) — 00:01:01 · United Kingdom
  • ★★ John recalls the brothers may already have a choreographed dance to Vanilla Ice's 'Ice Ice Baby' from childhood, and maybe one to R.E.M.'s 'Stand', and hopes they stay unseen. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:01
  • ★★ John catches a viewer's attempt to trick him into saying he loves unicorns and declares that he hates unicorns. (playful) — 00:01:39
  • ★★ Asked again to show the Yeti after three years, John says he cannot, because her cuteness would break viewers' computers. (playful) — 00:01:39 · Sarah Urist Green

00:02:28 — End of the Yeti aside (Infinite Jest joke); $1,000 from John and Willy to the charity Nerdfighteria chooses; fitness challenge training; sign-off with Willy

  • ★★★ John says he and Willy will give $1,000 to the charity of Nerdfighteria's choice. — 00:02:28 · Willy, Nerdfighteria
  • ★★★ John asks Nerdfighters to leave a comment naming the charity they want him and Willy to give money to. — 00:02:28 · Willy
  • ★ John is off to a personal training session so he can beat Hank in the coming fitness challenges. (playful) — 00:02:28

Humor (significant)

  • John puts 100,000 subscribers in context: if each gave $100… — 00:00:00

    “we could potentially buy a private island in the ocean and make Nerdfighteria a real country.”

  • A viewer tries to trick John into saying 'I love unicorns'; he catches himself mid-word. — 00:01:39

    “there could be a million unicorn lovers in Nerdfighteria, and still, I would say, I hate unicorns!”

  • Viewers demand a picture of the Yeti after three years; John explains why he can't. — 00:01:39

    “Because if I do, the cute will break your computers”

  • John says a Yeti picture's cuteness would break viewers' computers, then compares it to the lethal film in Infinite Jest. — 00:02:28

    “pictures of the Yeti are more damaging than the entertainment”

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Mentioned

Central: Paper Towns · Tour de Nerdfighting

Also: People: David Foster Wallace · Natalie Tran · Sarah Urist Green

Projects: Nerdfighter Fitness Challenge

Works: Ice Ice Baby · Infinite Jest · Stand

Places: United Kingdom

Products: iPod

Myths: unicorn

animal: Willy

Only in the description or credits: Bloomsbury Publishing · R.E.M. · Vanilla Ice

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