I Love Science (Clean Version) (Uncensored link in the Description)
2014-04-25 (said on 2014-04-26 — implied: date said in the video; uploaded -1 days later) · song · Hank · 3:44 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Science & nature (also: Projects) · mode: Comedy & performance · tags: song or performance, self promotion
Hank performs 'I Love Science', the first track of Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers' album Incongruent, praising science as a process rather than an ideology, then announces the album's May 7 release and the band's tour after VidCon.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — Music video of the punk song 'I Love Science': stories without proof, Darwin, the best century to live in, Carl Sagan, a list of science's gifts, Rosalind Franklin
- ★★ Hank sings that stories like storms caused by petty gods fighting on a mountain eventually bore him unless they have truth: incontrovertible, testable, repeatable proof. — 00:00:22
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★★ Hank sings that he loves Charles Darwin, that it is not bold to question being told the world is a thousand years old, and that science is a process, not an ideology. (hedged) — 00:00:40
“It's a process, not an ideology”
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★★ Hank sings that asked which century he'd pick to live in, the answer is easy, right now: if you like hot running water, memory foam beds, TV, cell phones and not being dead, you love science. (playful) — 00:00:52 · progress
- ★★ Hank sings that he loves Carl Sagan because it is great to look up at the sky and never stop wondering why. (hedged) — 00:01:09
- ★★ Hank lists what science gives us, from woolly mammoth embryos and vaccines for smallpox and polio to the internet, the PS4, exoplanets, DNA, germ theory and relativity: life would be sad without it. — 00:01:23
- ★★ Hank sings that he loves Rosalind Franklin because he wants to die remembering that the truth is more important than winning a prize. — 00:01:51
00:02:23 — Incongruent release date May 7, signed pre-orders with MP3 links; tour after VidCon, cities, lineup, ticket prices; sign-off
- ★★★ Hank says the song is the first track of Incongruent, his album with Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers, officially out May 7 on iTunes and shipping from the DFTBA warehouse a little before. — 00:02:23 · Incongruent, DFTBA Records
- ★★ Hank says pre-ordered albums will ship signed, with an email of MP3 download links since not everybody has a CD drive anymore. — 00:02:37 · Incongruent
- ★★★ Hank announces the band's tour after VidCon: Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Boise, Denver, Salt Lake City and possibly Eugene, with a ticket link in the description. (hedged) — 00:02:47 · VidCon, Los Angeles
- ★★ Hank says selling tickets quickly in Seattle, Salt Lake and Denver matters most, because bookers doubt the band, which has never toured, can sell tickets. — 00:02:59
- ★★ Hank says the tour also features Rob Scallon, Andrew Huang, Wheezy Waiter's band Driftless Pony Club and Harry and the Potters; all shows are all ages and tickets are under $20. — 00:03:11 · Craig Benzine
In the description and comments
- ★ The description offers Hank's other two albums for the price of one. — video description · DFTBA Records
- ★ The description thanks Nick Jenkins, alongside Michael Aranda, for shooting and directing the music video. — video description
Threads in this video
- milestone · Incongruent: Hank's album with Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers (2013) — Hank announces Incongruent's official release date, May 7 on iTunes, with physical copies shipping from the DFTBA warehouse a little earlier. (00:02:28)
- reminder · Hank points viewers to pre-order Incongruent, Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers' album, at DFTBA.com (2014) — Hank says pre-ordered copies of Incongruent will be signed and come with an email of MP3 download links. (00:02:37)
- announced · Tour Because Awesome 2014 edition: Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers' western US tour after VidCon — Hank announces Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers' tour after VidCon through western US cities, with Rob Scallon, Andrew Huang, Driftless Pony Club and Harry and the Potters; all ages, tickets under $20. (00:02:47)
- asked · Hank asks viewers to buy tickets for Tour Because Awesome (2014) — Hank asks viewers to buy tour tickets via the link in the description, stressing quick sales in Seattle, Salt Lake and Denver so bookers believe the band can sell tickets. (00:02:54)
- reminder · Hank invites viewers to buy the bundle of his two studio albums on DFTBA.com for $15 (2013) — The description offers Hank's other two albums for the price of one. (video description)
- restate · Is human life getting better; is now the best time to be alive? — In the song, Hank says the century he would pick to live in is right now, thanks to science's comforts and not being dead. (00:00:52)
- restate · Does science diminish wonder? — In the song, Hank loves Carl Sagan for looking up at the sky and never stopping wondering why. (00:01:09)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- Hank asks viewers to buy tickets for Tour Because Awesome (2014) — promotion (not a request); last: thanks, 2014-07-11
- Tour Because Awesome 2014 edition: Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers' western US tour after VidCon — completed; last: looked back, 2015-03-20
- Incongruent: Hank's album with Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers (2013) — completed; last: looked back, 2025-01-31
Mentioned
Central: I Love Science · Incongruent · scientific method · Tour Because Awesome
Also: People: Andrew Huang · Carl Sagan · Charles Darwin · Craig Benzine · Rob Scallon · Rosalind Franklin
Projects: DFTBA Records · VidCon
Groups: Driftless Pony Club · Harry and the Potters
Concepts: DNA · exoplanet · germ theory of disease · Internet · polio · smallpox · theory of relativity · young Earth creationism
Places: Boise · Denver · Eugene · Los Angeles · Portland, Oregon · Salt Lake City · San Francisco · Seattle
Products: iTunes · PlayStation 4
Only in the description or credits: Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers · Michael Aranda · Nick Jenkins
Also centred on scientific method: Can You Trust Science Too Much?
Also centred on Tour Because Awesome: Touring with a Rock Band in 1,8X&,00B Simple Steps · T-Shirt and Jeans and TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT
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