Continents are Dumb
2015-09-24 · explainer · Hank, Charlie McDonnell · 3:55 · watch on YouTube
Topic: History & curiosities · mode: Explainer · tags: self correction, guest or collab
In a bonus video correcting his claim that most Muslims live in Asia rather than the Middle East, Hank argues that continents make little geographical sense, are partly a European cultural choice, and should be discarded by adults.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — Bonus video correcting his last video: Muslims in Asia versus the Middle East; most people live in Asia
- ★★ Hank makes a special bonus video, responding not to John's last video but to his own, because he said something that didn't make sense. — 00:00:01
- ★★★ Hank had said most Muslims live in Asia, not the Middle East, which makes no sense since most of the Middle East is in Asia; still, excluding it, far more Muslims live in Asia. — 00:00:07
- ★★ The real problem with his statement, Hank says, is that Asia holds most people: more than half of the world's people live there. — 00:00:25
00:00:32 — The seven continents and how the ocean-border definition breaks down; Europe and Asia as one continent
- ★★ Thinking about this, Hank says, the entire concept of a continent broke down in his head and went away. — 00:00:32
- ★★ In America, at least, people are taught there are seven continents: North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Australia, Africa and Antarctica. (hedged) — 00:00:38 · United States, Europe, Australia
- ★ Hank calls Antarctica the continent everybody forgets because nobody lives there, then apologises to the people currently on it. (playful) — 00:00:49
- ★★ A continent is supposed to be a large contiguous landmass defined by ocean borders, but that breaks down: North and South America are connected, and Africa is connected to Asia. — 00:00:56 · United States
- ★★ Hank says the definition makes some sense for Australia, but doesn't know whether it is a really big island or a really tiny continent. (unsure) — 00:01:16 · Australia
- ★★ Antarctica is an archipelago under the ice, and its biggest island is smaller than Australia. — 00:01:23 · Australia
- ★★★ Europe and Asia are by any geographical definition the same continent; Europe is separate only because Hank was taught by culturally European people who wanted it to be. — 00:01:29 · Europe
- ★★★ If any part of the definition is cultural, there is no excuse for one continent containing Russia, Indonesia, Japan, China, the Middle East, India and Pakistan. — 00:01:44 · China
00:02:02 — The Mercator projection hides Indonesia's real size
- ★★ Hank says the confusion is made worse by the common Mercator projection map, which makes lots of very big things look tiny. — 00:02:02
- ★★ Indonesia seemed small to Hank, but moved onto Europe it stretches from Northern Ireland to Kazakhstan; it has the land area of the UK, Germany, France, Spain and Italy combined. — 00:02:11 · United Kingdom, Europe
00:02:35 — Hank's solution: continents are fine for grade school, adults should discard the concept
- ★★★ Hank doesn't want to merge continents: they are useful in grade school, but adults should move past this massive oversimplification, which causes lifelong misunderstandings, and discard the concept. (hedged) — 00:02:35
00:03:06 — Tomorrow's Global Goals video; study up at globalgoals.org
- ★★ Hank tells John he will post his video about the Global Goals tomorrow (25 September 2015), which he is very excited to share. — 00:03:06
- ★★ Hank asks everyone to go to globalgoals.org and study up before that video, because they will want to know. — 00:03:12
00:03:20 — End clip from Cereal Time
- ★ The video ends with a comic clip from Cereal Time featuring Charlie McDonnell. — 00:03:20 · Cereal Time
In the description and comments
- ★ The description recommends CGP Grey's video on continents and The True Size of Places website. — video description
Threads in this video
- promised · Hank: post his Global Goals video the next day (September 2015) — Hank tells John he will post his video about the Global Goals tomorrow, which he is very excited to share. (00:03:06)
- asked · Hank asks viewers to study up on the Global Goals at globalgoals.org before his video (2015) — Hank asks everyone to go to globalgoals.org and study up before that video, because they will want to know. (00:03:12)
- milestone · Cereal Time: Hank and Charlie McDonnell's daily YouTube morning show (2015) — The video ends with a comic clip from Cereal Time featuring Charlie McDonnell. (00:03:20)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- Hank asks viewers to study up on the Global Goals at globalgoals.org before his video (2015) — asked in 2015; no response reported; last: reminder, 2015-09-25
- Hank: post his Global Goals video the next day (September 2015) — kept
Mentioned
Central: Asia · continent
Also: People: Charlie McDonnell
Concepts: Eurocentrism · Islam · Mercator projection
Places: Africa · Antarctica · Australia · China · Europe · France · Germany · India · Indonesia · Italy · Japan · Kazakhstan · Middle East · North America · Northern Ireland · Pakistan · Russia · South America · Spain · United Kingdom · United States
Policies: Sustainable Development Goals
Only in the description or credits: Cereal Time · CGP Grey
Replies to
- corrects · Muslims Aren't Dangerous — “in response to my last video, because I said something that didn't make any sense”
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