Are Pets Ethical?
2016-11-18 · explainer · Lex Croucher · 3:45 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Philosophy & meaning (also: Everyday life, Science & nature) · mode: Personal essay · tags: guest or collab, calendar ritual
Guest host Lex Croucher, with her adopted cat Felicity, asks whether keeping pets is ethical: a long comfortable life versus a short natural one; she concludes that since domestication cannot be undone, giving an adopted animal a loving home is good.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — Happy Pizzamas; a tough year; Lex introduces herself and her adopted cat Felicity; the butt-scoot story
- ★ Lex Croucher: Lex says it has been a tough few weeks and a tough year, even for her cat, who does not really understand celebrity deaths or politics. (playful) — 00:00:01
- ★★ Lex Croucher: Lex introduces her cat Felicity: an indoor cat all her life, nine years old, adopted about a month ago, friendly and fond of laps. — 00:00:15
00:00:37 — What Lex gets from owning a cat (routine, purpose, responsibility, relaxation) and what the cat gets (food, shelter, catnip, a sleepless owner)
- ★★ Lex Croucher: Lex says owning a cat is good for her, selfishly: it gives routine and purpose, makes her responsible for someone else and so for herself, and relaxes her. — 00:00:37
- ★★ Lex Croucher: Lex says the cat gets food, shelter, water, catnip and an owner who, like the parent of a newborn, has accepted years of poor sleep. (playful) — 00:01:04
00:01:31 — The weirdness of keeping an animal at home: natural habitat, indoor vs outdoor, rabbit lifespans, a long comfortable life vs a short natural one
- ★★★ Lex Croucher: Lex says the more she thinks about it, the weirder it is to have brought an animal into her home: Felicity is domesticated, but a bedroom is not her natural habitat. (hedged) — 00:01:31
- ★ Lex Croucher: Lex avoids the indoor-versus-outdoor cat debate, but says Felicity, never outside and older, would be in trouble if simply let out the front door. (playful) — 00:01:40
- ★★ Lex Croucher: Lex says she looked up rabbit lifespans: eight to twelve years domesticated, one to two years in the wild, where animals face hunger, cold, illness and predators. — 00:02:13
- ★★★ Lex Croucher: Lex asks whether it is better for an animal to have a long, comfortable life that is not instinctive, or a short, natural one running free and terrified. (unsure) — 00:02:28
00:02:50 — Overbreeding and overpopulation; spay, neuter, adopt; rescue animals are not damaged; she is happy to give a loving home
- ★★★ Lex Croucher: Lex says our love of pets has caused overbreeding, creating a huge overpopulation problem that leaves animals without homes. — 00:02:50
- ★★ Lex Croucher: Lex relays that animal charities urge people to spay and neuter their pets and to adopt rather than shop when getting an animal. — 00:02:57
- ★★ Lex Croucher: Lex says people think rescue animals are damaged and difficult, but Felicity is neither. — 00:03:03
- ★★★ Lex Croucher: Lex thinks her cat is very happy with her; she cannot undo the domestication of pets, so she is happy to give one a loving home. (hedged) — 00:03:14
00:03:21 — Who first domesticated wild animals? No answers; thanks for having her on vlogbrothers during Pizzamas; sign-off
In the description and comments
- ★★ The description says Lex Croucher fills in for Hank on the last day of Pizzamas to talk about whether pets are ethical with her cat Felicity. — video description · Hank Green, Pizzamas
Humor (significant)
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After Felicity scoots her itchy butt across the bed sheet, Lex forgets and sleeps on it; she clarifies she means the sheet — 00:00:31
“But at this point, in terms of hygiene, there’s basically no difference.”
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Lex says a cat is basically a furry hot water bottle with a face — 00:00:53
“If you picture that literally, it’s not very relaxing.”
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Imagining releasing her elderly indoor cat through the front door to run free — 00:01:50
“Good luck with the big metal dogs with wheels.”
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Lex imagines her cat eyeing the tall climbing tree she bought it — 00:02:02
“What—what are you trying to pull here? That is not a tree.”
Threads in this video
- update · Hank's paternity leave from vlogbrothers, with guest hosts standing in (2016) — The description says Lex Croucher fills in for Hank on the last day of Pizzamas. (video description)
- reminder · John asks viewers to buy Pizzamas 2016 merch at DFTBA.com before Pizzamas ends (2016) — The description says today is the last day to buy this year's (2016) Pizzamas merch. (video description)
- update · Hank and Katherine have a baby, Orin (2016) — Lex compares a cat owner's lost sleep to that of the parent of a newborn, asking 'how's it going, Hank?'. (00:01:09)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- Hank's paternity leave from vlogbrothers, with guest hosts standing in (2016) — followed over 16 videos (2016); last: update, 2016-12-23
- Hank and Katherine have a baby, Orin (2016) — told 5×, last update 2026; last: mentioned, 2026-10-30
Mentioned
Central: animal ethics · Felicity · Lex Croucher · pet
Also: domestication · neutering · overpopulation in domestic pets · Pizzamas
Also centred on animal ethics: Project for Awesome: Explanation and Humane Societies
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