Banana Milk and Almond Orchards
2017-11-06 · letter vlog · Hank, John, Brock · 3:59 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Personal life (also: Books & writing) · mode: Personal update · tags: on location, guest or collab, self promotion
Hank recaps the last day of the Turtles tour with John (banana milk at a road stop, a Pizza John photo shoot in an orchard, the last show) and reflects that his flexible brain quickly accepts each new life, making the transition home overwhelming but a chance to examine his work.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — Last day of tour: a food stop, a book signed for Brock's daughter, banana milk
- ★ At a road food stop Hank finds banana milk in the healthy section; sniffing it, John and Brock say it smells like banana Now and Later candy, awful and fake. (playful) — 00:00:17
00:01:06 — Pet area, a crowned dog, a weird tree and a Pizza John photo shoot in an orchard, over music
- ★ The brothers stop to make John's video at a roadside pet area: a dog wearing a crown, a trunkless 'tree made out of dirt', a joking 'Pizza John photoshoot' with a dirty chain, and an unlocked farm. (playful) — 00:01:27 · Pizza John
00:02:16 — The last show: venue, books to sign, donuts, John introduces Hank
- ★★ At the last show of the tour, a big venue, Hank thanks people for showing up early, shows the books John will sign in the basement, and thanks whoever gave them donuts. — 00:02:19
00:03:09 — Flexible brains, the transition home, and gladness about the tour; sign-off
- ★★★ Hank says human brains are remarkably flexible: after big shifts like college, summer camp, moving or touring, his brain quickly accepts that the new life is his life now. — 00:03:09
- ★★ Hank says the transition is overwhelming but also an opportunity to examine his work and what he wants to be doing. — 00:03:28
- ★★ Hank is glad to have shared the intense tour with John and many others, made people happy and thought out loud about being a person, but very happy to be home. — 00:03:38 · John Green
In the description and comments
- ★ The description credits all the music to Andrew Huang's album Interstellar. — video description
Humor (significant)
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After John and Brock decide the banana milk smells awful and like fake bananas, Hank notes where he found it — 00:00:49
“It was in the healthy section”
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At a roadside pet area Hank spots a dog wearing a crown — 00:01:08
“It's a king dog. His name is Crown.”
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Posing for a Pizza John photo shoot with a chain Hank says is real dirty, John gives up — 00:01:27
“I actually don't want this on my body anymore.”
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At the last show of their joint tour, John introduces his brother as if for his debut — 00:03:01
“I would now like to bring to the stage for the very first time”
Threads in this video
- milestone · Turtles All the Way Down tour: John and Hank's US book tour (2017) — At the last show of the tour, a big venue, Hank thanks people for showing up early, shows the books John will sign in the basement, and thanks whoever gave them donuts. (00:02:19)
- looked back · Turtles All the Way Down tour: John and Hank's US book tour (2017) — Hank is glad to have shared the intense tour with John and many others, made people happy and thought out loud about being a person, but very happy to be home. (00:03:38)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- Turtles All the Way Down tour: John and Hank's US book tour (2017) — completed; last: looked back, 2026-10-16
Mentioned
Brock · hedonic adaptation · Pizza John
Only in the description or credits: Andrew Huang · Interstellar · Pizzamas
Later videos replying to this one
- 2017-11-10 · The Weirdest Living Animals - (With Dr. Lawrence Turtleman) (Hank) — refers back (retro on Pizzamas 2017 edition) — Dr. Turtleman says Hank handed him the last day of Pizzamas, and he loved its videos: the haul videos, reunions, almond orchards and reviews. (00:00:02)