What is my new book about?
2021-04-27 · letter vlog · John · 3:33 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Books & writing · mode: Personal essay · tags: self promotion
Showing the finished copy of The Anthropocene Reviewed, John says books are rarely about what they are about and tries several elevator pitches for his book (being human in 2021 is weird; essays as Yelp-style reviews; a memoir; time, attention and the five-star scale), concluding he doesn't know.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — The Anthropocene Reviewed book is here: endpapers from his circle drawings, a review of autographs, his three-and-a-half-star signature
- ★★★ The Anthropocene Reviewed book has arrived; John finds it beautiful and is grateful to the people who made it. — 00:00:00 · The Anthropocene Reviewed (book), The Anthropocene Reviewed (podcast)
- ★★ The book's endpapers are based on John's circle drawings. — 00:00:00 · The Anthropocene Reviewed (book)
- ★ Opposite the signature page is a review of autographs; even John's copy is signed, since there are no unsigned copies, and he rates his signature three and a half stars. (playful) — 00:00:00
00:00:29 — Books aren't about what they're about; John's attempts at an elevator pitch for The Anthropocene Reviewed
- ★★★ Writers are told to distill a book into an elevator pitch, which John finds hard because books usually aren't about whatever they're about. — 00:00:29
- ★★ Turtles All the Way Down isn't really about a missing billionaire but about mental illness, free will and having your consciousness hijacked by intrusive thoughts. — 00:00:29 · Turtles All the Way Down, mental disorder
- ★ An Absolutely Remarkable Thing isn't really about its plot either. — 00:00:29 · An Absolutely Remarkable Thing
- ★★★ We want to distill life into single data points or elevator pitches, but human experience is nuanced and multitudinous, one of the things TAR is about. — 00:00:58 · The Anthropocene Reviewed (book)
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★★★ John's pitch: being human in 2021 is very weird, as we are hugely powerful yet humbled by a strand of RNA, made of Earth, and shaped by how we pay attention. — 00:00:58
“Being human in 2021 is very weird.”
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★★★ The Anthropocene Reviewed is essays in the form of in-depth Yelp reviews, reviewing things like viral meningitis, a photograph and the first five minutes of Penguins of Madagascar. — 00:01:27 · The Anthropocene Reviewed (book), The Anthropocene Reviewed (podcast)
- ★★ It is John's first nonfiction book; most reviews are adapted from his podcast, some are new. — 00:01:27 · The Anthropocene Reviewed (podcast)
- ★★ John quotes a blurb from his podcast hero Anna Sale of Death, Sex and Money, who said the book satisfies all her contradictory demands for a book right now, and calls it lovely. — 00:01:56
- ★★★ The book is meant as a memoir, from seeing Halley's Comet as a child, through his internet-fascinated adolescence and his 20s at a children's hospital and a mental health crisis, to parenthood. — 00:01:56 · mental disorder
- ★★ It is a very personal book but also about Canada geese, the Black Death and the wintry precipitation called graupel. — 00:02:26
- ★★★ John doesn't know what the book is about; perhaps whether E. E. Cummings was right about snow's indifference, and Mary Oliver's one shared world where everything becomes part of everything else. (unsure) — 00:02:26
- ★★★ It is about the terror of time passing, the silliness and indispensability of the five-star scale, and how this last year (2020) changed all the past and future ones. — 00:02:55
- ★ That makes it sound serious, but hopefully it is often funny. (hedged) — 00:02:55
- ★★ John asks podcast listeners who know what the book is about to tell him in comments, since he can't figure out how to talk about it. — 00:02:55 · The Anthropocene Reviewed (podcast)
- ★★ Signed copies of The Anthropocene Reviewed are available for pre-order now. — 00:02:55 · The Anthropocene Reviewed (book), The Anthropocene Reviewed (podcast)
00:03:24 — Signed pre-orders, Grace Han's cover, sign-off
- ★ Grace Han's cover is so lovely. — 00:03:24
In the description and comments
- ★★ A new podcast episode comes out on Thursday (29 April 2021), about Penguins of Madagascar and the smallpox vaccine. — video description · The Anthropocene Reviewed (podcast)
- ★ In a comment John says he wrote a whole essay on how underrated Penguins of Madagascar is and thinks it is like the best movie of the 21st century. (playful) — creator comment
- ★★ The audiobook has three reviews not in print because they work only in audio (notably the Kauai o-o review), while the print book has easter eggs and a long notes section. — creator comment · The Anthropocene Reviewed (book)
- ★★ The book will appear in French, German, Spanish and Dutch around the English release and other languages later; those copies will not be signed. — creator comment · The Anthropocene Reviewed (book)
- ★ Paperbacks will not be signed, because signed tip-in sheets can't be bound into them; only hardcovers. — creator comment · The Anthropocene Reviewed (book)
- ★★ Much of the book was inspired by Sarah telling John that in the Anthropocene there are no disinterested observers, only participants. — creator comment · Sarah Urist Green, The Anthropocene Reviewed (book)
- ★★ AFC Wimbledon, needing a draw to avoid relegation, scored on the last kick to tie Rochdale 3-3; John wept. — creator comment · AFC Wimbledon
- ★★ Wimbledon still needs a tie or win from its last two games, but per 538 has only a 1% chance of relegation. — creator comment · AFC Wimbledon
Threads in this video
- milestone · The Anthropocene Reviewed book: announcement and publication (2020) — The Anthropocene Reviewed book has arrived; John finds it beautiful and is grateful to the people who made it. (00:00:00)
- update · John draws 170,000 circles to grasp the US COVID-19 death toll (2020) — The book's endpapers are based on John's circle drawings. (00:00:00)
- came true · John: there should be new episodes of The Anthropocene Reviewed podcast in 2021 (2020) — A new podcast episode comes out on Thursday, about Penguins of Madagascar and the smallpox vaccine. (creator comment)
- retold · John's viral meningitis and hospitalisation (2014) — The Anthropocene Reviewed is essays in the form of in-depth Yelp reviews, reviewing things like viral meningitis, a photograph and the first five minutes of Penguins of Madagascar. (00:01:27)
- restarted · The Anthropocene Reviewed: John's podcast reviewing facets of the human-centered planet (2017) — A new podcast episode comes out on Thursday (29 April 2021), about Penguins of Madagascar and the smallpox vaccine. (creator comment)
- progress update · John: sign about 150,000 sheets so every US and Canadian pre-order and first-printing copy of The Anthropocene Reviewed book is autographed (2020) — Paperbacks will not be signed, because signed tip-in sheets can't be bound into them; only hardcovers. (creator comment)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- John: there should be new episodes of The Anthropocene Reviewed podcast in 2021 (2020) — came true
- John: sign about 150,000 sheets so every US and Canadian pre-order and first-printing copy of The Anthropocene Reviewed book is autographed (2020) — kept; last: recalled, 2022-06-21
- The Anthropocene Reviewed book: announcement and publication (2020) — completed; last: milestone, 2025-01-21
- The Anthropocene Reviewed: John's podcast reviewing facets of the human-centered planet (2017) — completed; last: looked back, 2026-10-13
- John draws 170,000 circles to grasp the US COVID-19 death toll (2020) — followed over 8 videos (2020–2021); last: update, 2021-11-23 (said on 2021-10-28, implied)
Mentioned
Central: The Anthropocene Reviewed (book)
Also: People: Anna Sale · E. E. Cummings · Mary Oliver
Projects: The Anthropocene Reviewed (podcast)
Works: An Absolutely Remarkable Thing · Death, Sex and Money · Penguins of Madagascar · Turtles All the Way Down
Organizations: Yelp
Concepts: Canada goose · free will · graupel · memoir · meningitis · mental disorder · obsessive-compulsive disorder
Places: Halley's Comet
Events: Black Death
Only in the description or credits: AFC Wimbledon · Anthropocene · audiobook · FiveThirtyEight · Grace Han · Rochdale A.F.C. · Sarah Urist Green · smallpox
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