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IT'S HERE!

2024-09-23 · announcement · John · 4:00 · watch on YouTube

Topic: Projects (also: Nerdfighteria) · mode: Announcements · tags: calendar ritual, self promotion, fundraising ask, community lore

John opens Pizzamas 2024 with his mustache and a box of this year's Pizza John merch (hot sauce subscription, oversized sweatshirt, dice and a Pizzamas role-playing game, t-shirts), says all proceeds go to Partners In Health, and plans daily livestreams on John's Channel.

What is said

The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).

00:00:00 — Greeting with mustache; Pizzamas is here: two weeks of weekday videos and merch for charity

  • ★★★ John announces Pizzamas: for two weeks the brothers make weekday videos back and forth as in 2007 and sell merch with John's mustachioed face for charity. (playful) — 00:00:00 · Pizzamas, John Green
  • ★★ John says this year's (2024) Pizzamas items are available only during this year's (2024) Pizzamas. — 00:00:20 · Pizzamas

00:00:29 — This year's Pizzamas items: hot sauce subscription, oversized sweatshirt, Magic 8-Ball, blanket, apron, dice and the Pizzamas one-shot, small items; proceeds to Partners In Health

  • ★★ After last year's (2023) Pizza John hot sauce, this year (2024) there are so many Pizza John hot sauces that there is a year-round subscription. — 00:00:29 · Pizza John
  • ★★ John lists more Pizzamas items: an oversized sweatshirt-blanket, a Pizza John Magic 8-Ball, a Pizza John blanket and a Pizza John chef's apron. — 00:00:29 · Pizza John, Pizzamas
  • ★★ A wooden Pizza John dice holder with Pizza John dice (a 20 rolls a Pizza John) comes with the Pizzamas one-shot, a Pizzamas role-playing game also sold on its own. — 00:01:17 · Pizza John, Pizzamas
  • ★ John reads the game's intro: Pizzamas is an age-old holiday of togetherness, and seeing Pizza John's startled face in the grease of empty boxes is an omen of good fortune. (playful) — 00:01:30 · Pizzamas, Pizza John
  • ★★ John lists smaller items: Pizza John pimple patches, a dirty/clean dishwasher magnet, a pizza bucket hat and a Pizza John lunchbox. — 00:01:46 · Pizza John
  • ★★★ John says all the money made at pizzamas.com this Pizzamas goes to Partners In Health; keeping it would be morally repugnant. — 00:01:46 · Partners In Health, Pizzamas

00:02:16 — This year's Pizzamas t-shirts, with Charli XCX and All Star jokes

  • ★★ John shows this year's (2024) t-shirts: him saying hello from his Pizzamas abode, a 'pizza fall' shirt after brat summer, a cowboy lassoing a pizza, and 'Pizza John made fresh'. (playful) — 00:02:16 · Pizza John, brat summer, Pizzamas

00:03:19 — John needs silly things; daily livestreams on John's Channel; where to buy; sign-off

  • ★★ John says he has been needing Pizzamas because he needs stupid, silly things, and this is the stupidest and silliest. — 00:03:19 · Pizzamas
  • ★★ John says he will try to livestream for at least an hour or two every day on his new channel, John's Channel. (hedged) — 00:03:19
  • ★★★ John points viewers to buy the Pizzamas items at pizzamas.com or in the Pizzamas app, linked in the doobly-doo. — 00:03:48 · Pizzamas

In the description and comments

  • ★ The description invites viewers to subscribe to John's Channel to watch his livestreams. — video description

Humor (significant)

  • John unveils a properly oversized Pizza John sweatshirt. — 00:00:29

    “It's a blanket, it's a sweatshirt, it's a hiding place, it's everything you need it to be.”

  • John marvels that there is now a Pizza John Magic 8-Ball. — 00:00:29

    “when he's 47, he's still gonna be making videos, and not only that, there will be a Pizza John Magic 8-Ball.”

  • A Pizzamas t-shirt riffs on Charli XCX's brat summer. — 00:02:42

    “It was a brat summer, but it's gonna be a pizza fall, baby.”

  • Wearing his mustache and a shirt, John compares himself to a TV castaway. — 00:03:19

    “None of you will remember Gilligan's Island, but I look surprisingly like Gilligan.”

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Mentioned

Central: Pizzamas

Also: People: Charli XCX

Projects: John's Channel

Works: All Star · Gilligan's Island · Pizzamas app · Pizzamas one-shot

Organizations: Partners In Health

Terms: Pizza John

Memes: brat summer

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