The Longest (and best) Day
2025-05-27 (said on 2025-05-25 — implied: date said in the video; uploaded 2 days later) · letter vlog · John · 3:19 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Sports · mode: Personal update · tags: on location, timely hook
John vlogs the double with his friend Stuart: biking to a rain-delayed Indianapolis 500, leaving at lap 165 to bike to the airport, flying to London and heading to Wembley for AFC Wimbledon's play-off final in the outfit he wore nine years ago; the description says he completed the double and Wimbledon made magic at Wembley again.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — Sunday 6:15 a.m.: the bike ride to the Indy 500, Uncrustables, Speedway's race-day population
- ★★ John tells Hank it is 6:15 on Sunday and invites him along on the longest day of his life. (playful) — 00:00:00
- ★★ John says this is the biggest bike ride to the Indy 500 he has ever experienced, with hundreds and hundreds of people. — 00:00:00
- ★ John's key to a great race day: put Uncrustables in your backpack frozen; they thaw by lunch. (playful) — 00:00:00
- ★★ John says Speedway, Indiana, is most days a town of about 35,000, but on race day, with over 400,000 people there, it is Indiana's second-largest city. — 00:00:00 · Indiana
00:00:29 — Rain delay, Henry's first Indy 500, leaving at lap 165 and biking to the airport
- ★★ John reports the day's first major hiccup: it is raining, and the dryers are out. — 00:00:29
- ★ John notes a pretty good view for Henry's first Indy 500. — 00:00:29 · Henry Green
- ★★★ John says they only made it to lap 165 before he and Stuart left, biking to the airport, which he calls bonkers. — 00:00:29
- ★ John admits parts of the ride were sketchy: it was all technically on bike lanes, but some were not so bikey. (playful) — 00:00:29
00:01:10 — London: double luggage tags, the outfit from nine years ago, superstition, off to Wembley with the Nerdfighter Dons
- ★ Arriving in London, John shows that Stuart made them exclusive 'double' luggage tags. (playful) — 00:01:10 · London
- ★★ John wears the exact outfit he wore nine years ago when Wimbledon last made it to Wembley, taken from a mothballed closet, while insisting he is not superstitious. — 00:01:10 · AFC Wimbledon
- ★★ John says he doesn't believe in superstition except insofar as we give things power by believing in them, which is how he feels about a lot of things. — 00:01:10 · social construction
- ★★ John greets the Nerdfighter Dons and heads to Wembley. — 00:01:39 · Nerdfighteria, AFC Wimbledon
00:01:50 — Closing footage and outro
In the description and comments
- ★★★ The description says John completes the Double. — video description · John Green
- ★★★ The description says AFC Wimbledon make magic at Wembley once again. — video description · AFC Wimbledon
- ★★ The description invites viewers who want to own part of the fan-owned club to join the Dons Trust. — video description · AFC Wimbledon
- ★ In a channel comment John thanks 'nerdfighteria's own Marcus Browne' for the outro. — creator comment · Nerdfighteria
Threads in this video
- update · John and Stuart attempt the double again: the Indianapolis 500, then AFC Wimbledon's play-off final at Wembley (May 2025) — John says they only made it to lap 165 before he and Stuart left, biking to the airport, which he calls bonkers. (00:00:29)
- looked back · AFC Wimbledon's play-off final against Plymouth Argyle at Wembley (May 30, 2016) — John wears the exact outfit he wore nine years ago when Wimbledon last made it to Wembley, taken from a mothballed closet, while insisting he is not superstitious. (00:01:10)
- restate · Can things that humans made up (sports, money, borders, rules) really matter? — John says he doesn't believe in superstition except insofar as we give things power by believing in them, which is how he feels about a lot of things. (00:01:10)
- outcome · AFC Wimbledon's League Two play-off final at Wembley (May 2025) — The description says AFC Wimbledon make magic at Wembley once again. (video description)
- recalled · John: go to Wembley to watch AFC Wimbledon if they reach the play-off final (2016) — John wears the exact outfit he wore nine years ago when Wimbledon last made it to Wembley, taken from a mothballed closet, while insisting he is not superstitious. (00:01:10)
- reminder · John asks viewers to join the Dons Trust for 25 pounds to become part owners of AFC Wimbledon (2019) — The description invites viewers who want to own part of the fan-owned club to join the Dons Trust. (video description)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- AFC Wimbledon's League Two play-off final at Wembley (May 2025) — completed; last: looked back, 2025-05-30
Mentioned
Central: AFC Wimbledon · Indianapolis 500 · Wembley Stadium
Also: Henry Green · Indiana · London · social construction · Speedway, Indiana · Stuart Hyatt · superstition · Uncrustables
Only in the description or credits: Dons Trust · fan ownership · Marcus Browne
Also centred on Indianapolis 500: The Most Amazing Day · The Best of My 2016 · The Double
Also centred on Wembley Stadium: The Most Amazing Day · The Double
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