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Cooking with John

John's mock cooking-show frame for blending and eating a Happy Meal as a punishment.

Origin on the channel: John opens the blend-and-eat part of his punishment as a mock cooking show, 'cooking with John Green'. — August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) 00:00:56

in-group term (in-group coinage (mock cooking show)) · in 6 videos, 2007–2013 · last heard 2013

Videos per year: 2007: 2 · 2009: 2 · 2011: 1 · 2013: 1

Forms heard

How the speakers say this one item, as transcribed from the videos, in order of first appearance.

form videos first heard last heard
“cooking with john green” 1 2007-08-14 · August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) 00:00:56
“cooking with john” 1 2009-06-10 · Eating a FAT SANDWICH 00:00:00

Every video

2007

date video use what is said
2007-08-14 August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) 00:00:56 origin John opens the blend-and-eat part of his punishment as a mock cooking show, 'cooking with John Green'.
2007-08-24 August 24th: John's Secret Project Part 2 00:00:47 variant Contributors redo John's blend-and-eat with new content: they blenderize birthday cakes and drink them, because John had to eat a blenderized Happy Meal.

2009

date video use what is said
2009-06-10 Eating a FAT SANDWICH 00:00:00 callback John presents the fat sandwich as a new episode of 'Cooking with John', after the blenderized McDonald's Happy Meal.
2009-08-24 HAPPY JOHN DAY!!! 00:09:18 callback Hank gives props to the Nerdfighter who blended a birthday cake and a Happy Meal together.

2011

date video use what is said
2011-06-08 Punishments, Floods, and Pink Hitler Babies 00:01:31 callback Hank says the brothers originated blending and drinking things, but he wrote to Corey Vidal to ask to borrow his click-to-choose idea, and Corey agreed.

2013

date video use what is said
2013-12-10 Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue 00:03:37 callback John says the gross barbecue is so much worse than a blenderized Happy Meal, recalling his earlier blend-and-eat cooking show.