Cooking with John
John's mock cooking-show frame for blending and eating a Happy Meal as a punishment.
Origin on the channel: John opens the blend-and-eat part of his punishment as a mock cooking show, 'cooking with John Green'. — August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) 00:00:56
in-group term (in-group coinage (mock cooking show)) · in 6 videos, 2007–2013 · last heard 2013
- First in the videos: 2007-08-14 · August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) 00:00:56
- Last in the videos: 2013-12-10 · Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue 00:03:37
- Running bit: John's 'Cooking with John' show: making and eating disgusting things (2007) — 1 origin, 1 variant, 4 callbacks
Videos per year: 2007: 2 · 2009: 2 · 2011: 1 · 2013: 1
Forms heard
How the speakers say this one item, as transcribed from the videos, in order of first appearance.
| form | videos | first heard | last heard |
|---|---|---|---|
| “cooking with john green” | 1 | 2007-08-14 · August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) 00:00:56 | |
| “cooking with john” | 1 | 2009-06-10 · Eating a FAT SANDWICH 00:00:00 |
Every video
2007
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2007-08-14 | August 14th: The Blenderized Happy Meal (and Leg Waxing) 00:00:56 | origin | John opens the blend-and-eat part of his punishment as a mock cooking show, 'cooking with John Green'. |
| 2007-08-24 | August 24th: John's Secret Project Part 2 00:00:47 | variant | Contributors redo John's blend-and-eat with new content: they blenderize birthday cakes and drink them, because John had to eat a blenderized Happy Meal. |
2009
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-06-10 | Eating a FAT SANDWICH 00:00:00 | callback | John presents the fat sandwich as a new episode of 'Cooking with John', after the blenderized McDonald's Happy Meal. |
| 2009-08-24 | HAPPY JOHN DAY!!! 00:09:18 | callback | Hank gives props to the Nerdfighter who blended a birthday cake and a Happy Meal together. |
2011
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2011-06-08 | Punishments, Floods, and Pink Hitler Babies 00:01:31 | callback | Hank says the brothers originated blending and drinking things, but he wrote to Corey Vidal to ask to borrow his click-to-choose idea, and Corey agreed. |
2013
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2013-12-10 | Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue 00:03:37 | callback | John says the gross barbecue is so much worse than a blenderized Happy Meal, recalling his earlier blend-and-eat cooking show. |