None pizza with left beef
A joke pizza order from an internet meme; John lists it among modern pizzas, and Hank argues no one would order it by phone.
Early context: Hank maintains no one would phone a Domino's for none pizza with left beef: the joke needs an interface between customer and pizza maker so it doesn't feel weird. — The Truth about None Pizza with Left Beef 00:01:49
borrowed slang / meme · in 10 videos, 2014–2026 · peak 2026 (4 videos) · still in use in 2026
- First in the videos: 2014-11-13 · The History of Pizza and the History of John: Pizzamas Day 4 00:00:23
- Last in the videos: 2026-07-08 · Project for Awesome Recap Video 2026!! 00:03:34
- Related: Jarrod (4) · Pizza John (3) · Hanklerfish (3)
Videos per year: 2014: 1 · 2019: 3 · 2020: 1 · 2022: 1 · 2026: 4
Every video
2014
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2014-11-13 | The History of Pizza and the History of John: Pizzamas Day 4 00:00:23 | mention | John rejects tracing pizza to ancient Egypt, India and Greece as just bread with toppings (garlic naan and banana bread are not pizza); pizza is bread, tomato sauce and cheese. |
2019
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2019-10-28 | PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!! 00:01:15 | mention | John presents, last but not least, the None Pizza with Left John shirt. |
| 2019-10-29 | The Truth about None Pizza with Left Beef 00:01:49 | mention | Hank maintains no one would phone a Domino's for none pizza with left beef: the joke needs an interface between customer and pizza maker so it doesn't feel weird. |
| 2019-11-08 | Trolling Through John's YouTube History...GUESS WHAT I FOUND!? 00:00:00 | mention | Hank recaps this Pizzamas: Left Beef, Good Cats, the Let It Snow premiere, and John going to people's houses. |
2020
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2020-05-05 | YOU'RE AN ALL STAR! 00:02:55 | mention | John says each creator asked him to donate to charity instead of paying them, so the silliness raised money for refugees, food banks and other causes. |
2022
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2022-09-27 | The Wildest Way it Could Possibly Have Gone - Our 16 Year Anniversary 00:00:01 | mention | Hank says they are at Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart's vacation rental, the Highball House in Palm Springs, California. |
2026
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-02-13 | Project for Awesome 2026 part 2! 00:15:23 | mention | Asked whether he used a beef day for his None pizza with left beef, Hank says he did, and it was not worth it. |
| 2026-02-13 | Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! 06:21:26 | mention | For a balloon task, Hank phones Domino's and orders a medium cheese pizza plus a pizza with nothing on it but beef on the left side: a none pizza with left beef. |
| 2026-02-14 | Project for Awesome 2026 part 3! 02:26:00 | mention | For a balloon task, Hank ordered a none pizza with left beef and ate the half that had beef on it. |
| 2026-07-08 | Project for Awesome Recap Video 2026!! 00:03:34 | mention | A livestream clip shows hosts repeating "four million dollars" in disbelief, calling it unbelievable and not normal. |