Tiny chickens
A bit about tiny chickens, as when Hank blames his illness on a tiny Detroit chicken whose eggs hatched in his head.
Origin on the channel: Hank blames his illness on a tiny chicken from Detroit whose tiny eggs hatched in his head, the chicks eating his brain and pooping out his nose. — Brotherhood 2.0: January 11th 00:00:00
in-group term (bit) · in 15 videos, 2007–2026 · peak 2009 (5 videos) · still in use in 2026
- First in the videos: 2007-01-11 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 11th 00:00:00
- Last in the videos: 2026-07-10 · How Status Destroys Us 00:00:58
- Running bit: Hank's 'tiny chickens' illness bit (2007) — 1 origin, 13 callbacks, 1 joke on it
- Related threads: John is ill and put on antibiotics and steroids (2009) (Mar 2009) · John, sick with 'tiny chicken disease', goes out to vote in the Indiana primary (May 2012) (May 2012)
- Related: DFTBA (4) · in your pants (3) · nerdfighter (3) · world suck (3) · Decepticon (2) · Fail Boat (2)
Videos per year: 2007: 2 · 2009: 5 · 2010: 2 · 2012: 1 · 2014: 2 · 2019: 1 · 2023: 1 · 2026: 1
Forms heard
How the speakers say this one item, as transcribed from the videos, in order of first appearance.
| form | videos | first heard | last heard |
|---|---|---|---|
| “tiny chickens” | 7 | 2009-03-03 · Eating Man Meat 00:00:00 | 2026-07-10 · How Status Destroys Us 00:00:58 |
| “tiny chicken disease” | 5 | 2009-03-29 · Tiny Chickens Cause Epic Fail 00:00:00 | 2023-12-24 · John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated 02:18:41 |
Every video
2007
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2007-01-11 | Brotherhood 2.0: January 11th 00:00:00 | origin | Hank blames his illness on a tiny chicken from Detroit whose tiny eggs hatched in his head, the chicks eating his brain and pooping out his nose. |
| 2007-01-27 | Week 2 Condensed Highlight Reel 00:03:59 | joke | Hank blames his illness on a tiny chicken's eggs hatching in his head. — “They're eating my brain and their poop is coming out my nose.” |
2009
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-02-25 | I Know (A Song in Ten Words) 00:01:34 | callback | Hank, ill with the flu, says the tiny chicken long-time viewers remember has returned and is laying eggs in his brain. |
| 2009-03-03 | Eating Man Meat 00:00:00 | callback | Hank says the tiny chickens have all but fled his system and now reside only in his larynx. |
| 2009-03-29 | Tiny Chickens Cause Epic Fail 00:00:00 | callback | John calls his sinus illness 'tiny chicken disease', the chickens blocking his sinus passages. → John is ill and put on antibiotics and steroids (2009) (followed over 2 videos (2009), 2009-04-01) |
| 2009-04-01 | A Few Of My Favorite Things 00:03:15 | callback | Hank says the drawings are mixed with 'tiny chickens on the brain', which John is still battling. |
| 2009-12-27 | How To Be a Nerdfighter: A Vlogbrothers FAQ 00:02:23 | callback | Hank defines tiny chicken disease; John glosses it as a common cold. |
2010
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2010-02-19 | Henry's Pee and My Gut 00:00:01 | callback | John says tiny chickens are breeding inside his head, filling it with pain. |
| 2010-03-01 | The Marriage Ref SUCKS 00:00:00 | callback | John blames his hoarse voice on the tiny chickens migrating down into his throat. |
2012
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2012-05-08 | Tiny Chickens Invade, But Still I Vote 00:00:14 | callback | John explains 'tiny chicken disease' to nerdfighters in training: tiny chickens invade your nose and poop snot; he has caught it from the Yeti. |
2014
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2014-03-25 | I Gotta Go: Signing Off and Thinking about Inspiration 00:00:02 | callback | John blames his husky voice on 'a little bit of the tiny chicken disease'. |
| 2014-09-30 | Keeping it EVEN REALER 00:00:13 | callback | John blames his husky voice on 'a little bit of the tiny chicken disease', caught, he jokes, from his virus-carrying children. |
2019
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2019-04-19 | Making your Nothings into Somethings 00:00:00 | callback | Hank says his brain has tiny chickens in it and he isn't thinking clearly, but John's video made him think and he wants to work through it as a back-and-forth. |
2023
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2023-12-24 | John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated 02:18:41 | callback | A Nerdfighter dictionary lightning round defines puppy-sized elephants, stuff on heads, French the llama, puff levels, Decepticons, the Giant Squid of Anger, tiny chicken disease, secret siblings, in your pants and the gang sign. |
2026
| date | video | use | what is said |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-07-10 | How Status Destroys Us 00:00:58 | callback | Hank cites tiny chickens as part of Vlogbrothers' decades-long history. |