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259 stories recorded in a single video. Threads that continue across videos have their own pages: all threads.
2007
- Hank spills beer on his wife's MacBook (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells how he spilled a little beer on his wife's MacBook, which would not boot and nearly ruined the video blog experiment, until it booted the next morning; he hoped rather than told her. (playful) · Brotherhood 2.0: January 3rd 00:01:21
- John's trip to Savannah, Georgia and airport wait (2007) · told 1×
- told · John reports from the Savannah, Georgia airport: four hours early, without his power charger, and it looks increasingly like he won't get back to New York by midnight. (hedged) · Brotherhood 2.0, February 1, 2007 00:00:13
- John's Washington, D.C. trip and snowbound airport delays (2007) · told 1×
- told · John reports from his Washington, D.C. trip (Penguin's couple's Valentine's dinner) and from snowbound airports: 12 of the last 40 hours spent inside them. · Brotherhood 2.0: February 13, 2007 00:00:13
- John's record of giving Hank presents: Christmas 2000 DVD player vs two pairs of tube socks (2007) · told 1×
- told · John says he has given Hank few presents during the vlog and recalls giving Hank a DVD player for Christmas 2000 and receiving two pairs of white tube socks. (playful) · Brotherhood 2.0: March 1, 2007: Sophistication. And balls. 00:00:31
- The brothers' mom's birthday (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank celebrates their mom's birthday a day early, since it falls on a Saturday, thanking her for raising them. · March 16th: Mom, ZeFrank, and Stock Options 00:01:37
- John's Hollywood meetings in Los Angeles (2007) · told 1×
- told · John tells of his day of Hollywood meetings in Los Angeles, the most important with people who might film An Abundance of Katherines; it went really well. · Brotherhood 2.0: April 26: Hollywood Meetings 00:00:15
- Hank is invited to interview John Kerry (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells that John Kerry's assistant emailed inviting him to interview Kerry. · May 7th: Birthday Extravaganza 00:00:12
- Hank hosts Maureen Johnson's touring Free Monkey in Missoula (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank hosts Maureen's touring Free Monkey and takes him around Missoula: carousel, haircut, hike to the M. (playful) · May 25th: FreeMonkey's Tour 00:00:10
- Hank and Katherine sell the Saab and become a one-car family (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank and Katherine sell the Saab, the less fuel-efficient and more expensive of their two cars, and become a one-car family; Hank shows the cash before banking it. · June 1: Barack Saabama 00:01:58
- John attends the wedding of his cousins-in-law, 'the first Nerdfighter wedding' (2007) · told 1×
- told · John flies to Decatur, Alabama, for the wedding of his cousins-in-law Phyllis and Blake, Brotherhood 2.0 viewers: many clergy including a cardinal, about 600 guests, a happy reception. · Brotherhood 2.0: June 4th: The First Nerdfighter Wedding! 00:01:03
- John attends Book Expo America (2007) · told 1×
- told · John attends Book Expo America: crowded, free books everywhere, author cameos and gifts for Hank. (playful) · Brotherhood 2.0: June 4th: The First Nerdfighter Wedding! 00:00:04
- Hank has a piece published in mental floss (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank announces news that something he wrote is published, imagining being recognised as famous at Barnes & Noble; the description names Mental Floss. (playful) · June 19: GOOD LUCK JOHN 00:01:15
- John and Sarah watch the Fourth of July fireworks and the Freedom Blast in Indianapolis (2007) · told 1×
- told · John tells of watching July 4th fireworks with Sarah from a downtown Indianapolis roof deck: drunk amateurs' bombs, his anxiety, and the Freedom Blast soundtrack. · July 5th: The Regions Bank Freedom Blast 00:00:55
- John declares email bankruptcy (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank teases John for being excited about his decision to declare email bankruptcy. (playful) · July 6: Ooooooops 00:01:39
- Hank and Katherine read Deathly Hallows together (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells how he and Katherine, both wanting the new Harry Potter book, decided to read it together and finished it. · July 24: More Harry Potter?! 00:00:37
- Hank writes 200 words on Harry Potter for The New York Times (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank says the New York Times contacted John about Harry Potter, John passed on Hank's name, and Hank is contributing 200 words on why Harry Potter is special. (hedged) · July 24: More Harry Potter?! 00:01:05
- Hank finds forgotten song lyrics under his phone (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells how he got up at 3 a.m. to write down lyrics and found lyrics he had already written and forgotten on the pad under the phone. (playful) · July 30: Mystery Lyrics and Paying Rent 00:01:59
- John rereads An Abundance of Katherines for a secret reason (2007) · told 1×
- told · John says that, for a top-secret reason, he must read the finished An Abundance of Katherines, breaking his vow never to read his published books. · July 31: HP, Secret Siblings, and Books 00:01:52
- Hank gets things at stores without the usual payment three times in a week (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of three times in a week he got something at a store without the normal exchange: free ripped sand, store credit, a free cheeseburger. (playful) · August 3: The Retail Dance 00:00:10
- John at the Yeti's family reunion in western North Carolina (2007) · told 1×
- told · John is at the Yeti's family reunion in western North Carolina, with the brothers' parents also there. · August 10th: Bears!!!! 00:00:00
- Hank and Katherine visit the Western Montana Fair (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank (with Katherine) goes to the fair and shows a montage of exhibits, animals and rides. · August 13: The Fair!!!! 00:00:09
- Hank recalls learning of the September 11 attacks in his college dorm room (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank recalls being woken in his dorm room by his roommate on the morning of September 11, 2001, thinking a Cessna had hit the World Trade Center, and long not believing it. · September 11th: Floorcats, Recycling Bins and Memories 00:02:18
- Hank's bicycle stop-sign ticket and court visit (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of getting a ticket for running a stop sign on his bike and of paying a $10 fine in court at Missoula City Hall. · September 21: Court and Apples 00:00:09
- Hank and Katherine glean apples in Missoula (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of volunteering with Katherine to pick apples in the Rattlesnake Valley; they took home apples and cider and Katherine baked pies. · September 21: Court and Apples 00:01:51
- Hank films a bra hitting John Linnell at a They Might Be Giants concert (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank shows his footage from a They Might Be Giants concert in which a bra hits John Linnell during a song. (playful) · September 25th: TMBG and NYT 00:00:46
- John visits Richmond, Virginia: Walt Whitman talk and Nerdfighter meetup (2007) · told 1×
- told · John reports being greeted by Nerdfighters in Richmond, Virginia, talking about Walt Whitman and meeting Nerdfighters there. · September 28th: Nerdfighting!!! 00:00:00
- Raccoons in John's attic (2007) · told 1×
- told · John reports raccoons in his attic and that he has been in touch with professionals. (playful) · October 4th: Happy Dances, Feuds, and Raccoon Infestations 00:01:33
- John gives two presentations at a library conference in Dayton, Ohio (2007) · told 1×
- told · John reports he is in Dayton, Ohio, at a library conference, giving two presentations and nervous between them. · October 18: Live from Datyon: PARTY BLOWER SOLO 00:00:43
- John shows highlights from his own childhood box (2007) · told 1×
- told · John shows highlights from his childhood box, which their parents sent to his house: a 1981 family portrait, a third-grade Edison report, a pink sticker album and a beanie. (playful) · Oct. 30th: My Name Is John Green. And I'm a Nerd. 00:01:05
- Hank punches John in the mouth as kids, scarring his knuckle on John's braces (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells how, answering John's verbal teasing physically, he once punched John in the mouth, scarring his knuckle on John's braces; John feared for his orthodontics. (playful) · December 7th: Fight Night with the Green Bros. 00:00:41
- Hank dreams he can't play his songs on stage, as a member of the Violent Femmes (2007) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells John about last night's (20 December 2007) dream: on stage he couldn't remember his Nerdfighter songs, became a Violent Femmes member unable to play 'Blister in the Sun', and a little girl could stop the world ending. (playful) · December 21: Hank Accepts His Punishment 00:00:11
2008
- Hank and John record an interview for NPR's All Things Considered (2008) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells how he and John each went to their NPR affiliate to record an interview for All Things Considered, airing Sunday. · John and Hank on NPR Today! 00:00:36
- John visits Mobile, Alabama for Sarah's exhibition Among the Ruins (2008) · told 1×
- told · John is in Mobile, Alabama, where Sarah is curating the exhibition Among the Ruins; he describes several works and says it is great. · Ruins, LOLBooks, and the Blurbing Book Club 00:00:31
- John and the Yeti slowly replace their lawn with a vegetable garden (2008) · told 1×
- told · John and the Yeti are slowly ripping out their wasteful front lawn and have a new vegetable bed; John says he is becoming a gardener. · Three Things 00:00:36
- Hank and Katherine's trip to see friends and family: Washington, D.C. and New Hampshire (June 2008) · told 1×
- told · Hank reports that he and Katherine are touring to see friends and family: now in New Hampshire, recently in Washington, D.C., where they visited the National Zoo. · Monkeys!!! (with pants) 00:00:30
- John at the ALA Annual Conference in Anaheim (2008) · told 1×
- told · John spends five days at the ALA Annual Conference in Anaheim, signing books and talking until he is hoarse. · Live from LAX 00:00:00
- Hank and John give a talk at Google's Chicago headquarters (2008) · told 1×
- told · Hank and John give a talk at Google's Chicago headquarters about YouTube, online video and online communities. · Eight Days of Awesome 00:02:13
- Hank loses EcoGeek's only employee and looks for a replacement (2008) · told 1×
- told · Hank says EcoGeek is doing well but lost its one employee, so he is doing her work again and is trying to hire someone new. · Hank Vlogs (and a String Quartet) 00:00:00
- Hank's Planet Green news segments for Discovery end (2008) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells how his Planet Green news segments for Discovery appear to be ending since Discovery asked for its camera back. (playful) · Hank Vlogs (and a String Quartet) 00:00:37
- Hank and Katherine mistake a mannequin behind a razor-wire fence for a dead body (2008) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells how on 7 October 2008 Katherine spotted an apparent dead body behind a razor-wire fence that turned out to be a naked mannequin. (playful) · Hanks actual Vlog 00:02:55
- John slips notes cut from the Paper Towns manuscript into his books at a Borders in Indianapolis (2008) · told 1×
- told · Borrowing a Nerdfighter practice, John makes notes from Paper Towns manuscript pages and slips them into his books at the Indianapolis Borders. · J Scribble Goes to Borders 00:00:00
- Brian and Jessalyn visit Hank and record songs with him (2008) · told 1×
- told · Friends Brian and Jessalyn visit on their anniversary; they record songs in a studio with Hank's household, including the song played in the video. · Lonesome Cloud 00:00:00
- A Nerdfighter shows John a Looking for Alaska half eaten by a Hawaiian mongoose (2008) · told 1×
- told · At the Oklahoma City gathering a man shows John a copy of Looking for Alaska he says was half eaten by a Hawaiian mongoose. · also in: John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated · Hank and John from the Road 00:01:48
2009
- John finds and reads his middle-school journal (2009) · told 1×
- told · John finds his middle-school journal while reorganizing his office and reads entries from it. (playful) · Beanie John's Love Advice 00:00:00
- Hank reads his high-school journal (2009) · told 1×
- told · Hank reads through his high-school journal and reflects on the teenager who wrote it. · Hank's Journal!!! 00:00:00
- John writes to Exxon asking for the eight cents rounding cost him (2009) · told 1×
- told · John calculates that Exxon owes him about eight cents and writes asking for them back. (playful) · Big Oil RIPS YOU OFF — via Unfair Mathematics 00:01:56
- John appears at the Philadelphia Book Festival with Peter Yarrow (2009) · told 1×
- told · John tells of his event at the Philadelphia Book Festival, where Peter of Peter, Paul and Mary played before him. (playful) · Weekend of Surreality 00:00:48
- John attends a friend's wedding inside an elephant in Atlantic City (2009) · told 1×
- told · John tells of driving to Atlantic City for a friend's wedding held inside an elephant. · Weekend of Surreality 00:01:17
- John breaks his glasses falling into the Baltic Sea (2009) · told 1×
- told · John says his nerd glasses broke when he fell face-first into the Baltic Sea. · Question Tuesday 00:03:02
- John arranges for the Rock-afire Explosion to record Hank's song Book 8 (2009) · told 1×
- told · John says he is in the process of getting the Rock-afire Explosion to record Hank's song Book 8, if all goes according to plan. (hedged) · HANKO DE MAYO! Happy Birthday Hank! 00:01:29
- John's trip to Australia: Reading Matters, Sydney and Nerdfighter gatherings (2009) · told 1×
- told · John recaps his Australia trip: Reading Matters in Melbourne, sightseeing in Sydney with Sarah, and Nerdfighter gatherings. · I Will Call Him Louis: Australia Rocks! 00:00:00
- John switches to Final Cut Express and struggles to upload his punishment video (2009) · told 1×
- told · Hank says John can't post a video while switching from iMovie to Final Cut Express, and the upload's audio and video won't sync. (playful) · WIDE ANGLE LENS! And Not Eating Fat Sandwiches 00:00:00
- Katherine earns her master of science degree (2009) · told 1×
- told · Katherine becomes a master of science and recounts falling into a bush during a freak storm on the day. · The Katherine is a Master of Science! 00:00:07
- John at the Philo Apple Farm cooking school (2009) · told 1×
- told · John spends a weekend at the Philo Apple Farm cooking school with the Yeti and her family. · HipPOTATOmus 00:00:23
- John at the Indiana State Fair: Walkin' Tall the boar (2009) · told 1×
- told · John visits the Indiana State Fair and sees Walkin' Tall, the world's largest boar. · also in: Health Care Reform Thought Bubble · Health Care Overhaul Summarized Via MASSIVE PIG 00:00:01
- Hank is photographed for a newspaper story on recession-proof jobs (2009) · told 1×
- told · A newspaper photographer friend photographs Hank at home (31 August 2009), with an extra computer brought in, for a story on recession-proof jobs. · I AM COMPUTER MAN!!! 00:01:35
- Hank fights a $30 customer-service fee after his credit card is defrauded (2009) · told 1×
- told · Hank reenacts his customer-service call over a $30 fee charged after his credit card was defrauded; he yells and the fee is credited back. (playful) · Customer Service A$$H()¦3s!!!! 00:00:37
- Hank goes to Las Vegas for a friend's short-notice wedding (2009) · told 1×
- told · Hank is in Las Vegas on very short notice for a friend's wedding, moved up because her Air Force fiancé has to go to Iraq. · Vegas Baby...It's like...well. Hrmm 00:00:00
2010
- John catches baby Henry's pee fountain in his cupped hands (2010) · told 1×
- told · John tells how, changing Henry's diaper, he caught a fountain of pee in his cupped hands, dribbling it on his feet until Sarah told him to drop it. (playful) · Henry's Pee and My Gut 00:00:28
- Hank's stiff neck and doctor's visit (February 2010) · told 1×, last update 2010
- told · Hank tells he is going to the doctor because he can't move his neck, with pain in his arm and shoulder. · TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND!! 00:00:00
- update · In the description Hank reports his neck is already feeling better. · TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND!! video description
- A line from John's An Abundance of Katherines goes viral on Twitter out of context (2010) · told 1×
- told · John tells how a line he wrote in An Abundance of Katherines went viral on Twitter, tweeted more than 10,000 times, though it is a view the book rejects. · Quotations (And Holden Hats) 00:01:03
- Hank's w00tstock weekend: performing with nerd celebrities in Seattle (May 2010) · told 1×
- told · Hank raps the story of his w00tstock weekend: landing in Seattle, the nerd celebrities he met, performing to a thousand geeks, and Wil Wheaton's tweet that he killed it. (playful) · Hank Raps about w00tstock...for real 00:00:23
- John breaks his glasses celebrating a US World Cup goal (2010) · told 1×
- told · Hank shows John's phone footage of the US goal, in which John says he sees two images; Hank says John apparently broke his glasses. (hedged) · GOOOOOOOL!!!! 00:00:35
- John at the ALA Annual Conference in Washington, D.C. (2010) · told 1×
- told · John reports from the ALA Annual Conference in Washington, D.C.: librarians, authors, two panels (one with David Levithan), and free advance copies. · Book Nerd PARADISE 00:00:00
- Hank feels an earthquake in Los Angeles before VidCon (July 2010) · told 1×
- told · Hank reports an earthquake in Los Angeles: the chandelier shakes, he stands in a doorway, his heart races, though it was probably small. · Los Angeles Earthquake at VidCon 00:00:00
- Hank films his Missoula Saturday for YouTube's Life in a Day (2010) · told 1×
- told · Hank shows John his busy Missoula Saturday (24 July 2010) for YouTube's Life in a Day: farmers' market, garden plot, friends, chickens and the Splash Montana water park. · Hank's Life in a Day 00:00:00
- John revisits his high school, Indian Springs School, the setting of Looking for Alaska (2010) · told 1×
- told · John tells Hank he visited Indian Springs School, the near-exact setting of Looking for Alaska: landmarks from the book, the Smoking Hole, a bee sting and the field of the old barn. · Looking for Alaska at My High School 00:00:16
- Dan Brown flies to Missoula for Dan 3.0 to record a song with Hank (2010) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells how his suggestion that Dan Brown fly to Missoula to record a song won Dan 3.0's vote, and he picked Dan up at the airport a week later; the parody footage shows Dan's visit. · The Marvelous Mystery of The Dan 00:02:00
- Sarah (the Yeti) recatalogues John's home library as his birthday present (2010) · told 1×
- told · John tours his recatalogued home library (upstairs much the same, a brand-new downstairs), almost all of it done by the Yeti because it was all he wanted for his birthday. · The Fox Hat IS REAL, but Are Zombies People? 00:02:20
- Hank and Katherine attend friends' wedding at a Centennial Valley ranch; Hank sprains his ankle (2010) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of attending the wedding of two of his favourite people at a remote Centennial Valley ranch with Katherine, where they had a flat tire and he sprained his ankle in a whistle pig hole. · Thoughts from Places: The Centennial Valley 00:00:29
- John breaks a rib falling off his bike (2010) · told 1×
- told · John says he may have fallen off his bike and broken a rib; he repeats later that he has a broken rib. (playful, hedged) · Giant Baby Attack 00:00:15
- John and Hank celebrate Dad's 60th birthday in Sonoma without their parents after Mom breaks her ankle (2010) · told 1×
- told · John and Hank are in Sonoma for Dad's 60th birthday; Mom and Dad could not come because Mom broke her ankle, so the brothers celebrate without them. · Giant Baby Attack 00:00:49
- Hank visits YouTube headquarters (2010) · told 1×
- told · Hank is in San Francisco to visit YouTube's headquarters at 901 Cherry, where Rick gives him a tour. · Thoughts from Places: YouTube HQ 00:00:00
- A guest is taken to hospital from the Waupaca festival party, which finds its way back to laughter (2010) · told 1×
- told · John tells how a 91-year-old woman was taken to hospital from the festival party; after half an hour of quiet the party grew louder as everyone found a way to keep laughing. · The Terrible Burden of Destiny: Chicago and Waupaca 00:02:16
- Hank returns to Florida for a friend's wedding and a college-friends reunion (2010) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of being back in Florida, where he lived most of his life, to watch a friend get married, a reunion with college friends he hasn't seen in almost 10 years. · Like a Snake Swallowing an Egg: Thoughts from Florida 00:01:37
- Hank sleeps in and misses his speaking slot at a Missoula event (2010) · told 1×
- told · Hank's description says he slept in, missed his speaking slot at a Missoula event and felt like a total failure, prompting the video. · TOP 7 FAILS OF HISTORY video description
- John's BlogTV fundraiser for James at War's cat's surgery and the $540 check for the difference (2010) · told 1×
- told · John tells how his BlogTV fundraiser for James at War's cat's surgery came in under cost, and James and his wife drove from Texas to Chicago with a $540 check that John forgot in his pants until laundry day. · You Are Awesome 00:01:11
- Hank donates blood at the Western Montana Blood Bank (2010) · told 1×
- Hank goes horseback riding on Jewel near Asheville (2010) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of going horseback riding on Jewel, a tame horse who gets spooked and runs into another horse; he ends sore all over. · Thoughts from Places: On a Horse 00:00:00
- Hank's trip to Washington, D.C. for a YouTube policy event and a YouTube-for-good panel (2010) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of his trip to Washington, D.C. for a YouTube event for policy and politics people, where he spoke on a panel about using YouTube for good. · Project for Awesome and Thoughts from DC 00:03:04
- John's friend Hassan reads Iraq-war TV graffiti as 'happy birthday, sir, despite the circumstances' (2010) · told 1×
- told · John tells how, just after the invasion of Iraq, his friend Hassan laughed at TV news because the 'angry' Arabic graffiti on a bombed house said 'happy birthday, sir, despite the circumstances'. · PROJECT FOR AWESOME 2010: Save the Children and Partners in Health 00:00:47
- Henry's serious illness and recovery (December 2010) · told 1×
- told · John tells Hank that Henry was very sick last week (week of 13 December 2010), crying all night and leaving the family scared and sleepless, and that he then got better. · I Was on Jeopardy!!!! 00:00:01
- A Nerdfighter answers Final Jeopardy! with 'Who is John Green?' and Alex Trebek says John's name (2010) · told 1×
- told · John tells how Nerdfighter librarian Julia wrote 'Who is John Green?' for Final Jeopardy! and Alex Trebek said 'John Green? That's gonna cost ya.' · I Was on Jeopardy!!!! 00:01:04
- John's family drives from Birmingham back home to Indianapolis (December 2010) · told 1×
- told · John narrates the family's drive from Birmingham back to Indianapolis: packing, a fast trip, Henry 'driving', snow, and arriving home. · Baby on the Road: Thoughts from Places 00:00:13
2011
- John's day in Los Angeles as news of the Japan earthquake and tsunami breaks (March 2011) · told 1×
- told · John tells his Friday in Los Angeles on the day of the Japan earthquake: lost while listening to the news, the beach, the Venice Canals with Ransom, and a Beverly Hills wedding. · Thoughts from Places: Los Angeles after the Earthquake 00:00:10
- John's campylobacter infection, which his doctor links to dogs' licks (about 2009) · told 1×
- told · John tells how a couple of years ago (about 2009) his doctor found campylobacter and said most people get it from being licked by their dogs, so he blames Willy. · Why Does My Dog Eat Poop? 00:01:01
- Henry's first multiple-word sentence, 'Hi, cat!' (2011) · told 1×
- told · John tells Hank that Henry spoke his first multiple-word sentence this week (week of 28 March 2011): 'Hi, cat!' (playful) · Many Truths, 1 Lie! 00:01:03
- John mistakes another man for Greg Mortenson at a Penguin author dinner (about 2008) · told 1×
- told · John tells how, at a Penguin author dinner for young adult librarians, he talked for twelve minutes at a white man he assumed was Greg Mortenson, who was not. · Meeting Greg Mortenson 00:00:19
- Hank learns of Osama bin Laden's death while playing Mario Kart Wii with Katherine (May 2011) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells how, on a fantastic May 1, he learned of Osama bin Laden's death by checking Twitter mid-Mario Kart, watched Obama's address with the game music playing, high-fived Katherine and lost the Banana Cup. · Osama Bin Laden is Dead 00:00:31
- John, Sarah and Henry's Queen's Day in Amsterdam (2011) · told 1×
- told · John tells of spending Queen's Day in Amsterdam with Sarah and Henry, then with Nerdfighter Tobias in the crowds. · Trading Underwear for Rice Crispy Treats: Queens Day in Amsterdam (Thoughts from Places) 00:00:01
- John's internet-free writing day trip to Antwerp (2011) · told 1×
- told · John tells of his day trip from Amsterdam to Antwerp, away from the internet, writing on the train and visiting the zoo. · Winkels to the Left, Winkels to the Right: Thoughts from Places, Antwerp 00:00:01
- Hank and Katherine's hot-spring mini-vacation in Jackson, Montana and stop at the Big Hole battlefield (2011) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of his and Katherine's mini-vacation at a hot spring in Jackson, Montana and their stop on the way home at the Big Hole battlefield. · Thoughts from a Battlefield 00:00:08
- John's Sunday in Bruges: a toothbrush hunt and a Belgian Nerdfighter meetup (2011) · told 1×
- told · John tells of his Sunday in Bruges: hunting for a toothbrush and chocolate, then meeting Nerdfighters from all over Belgium in a park. (playful) · Older Than Gravity In Bruges: Thoughts from Places 00:00:01
- John's colonoscopy (July 2011) · told 1×
- told · John had a colonoscopy the day before and is still feeling unwell while travelling. (playful) · also in: John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated · ELLEN HARDCASTLE IS HERE! A Reunion Video 00:00:00
- A truck driver calls Hank a pussy as he cycles (July 2011) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells how, last week (week of 18 July 2011), a man passing in a truck called him a pussy as he rode his bike, and answers him in this video. · I Am Not a P#$$Y - this video contains mild swear words. 00:00:00
- Hank visits the Western Montana Fair (2011) · told 1×
- told · Hank shows his visit to the Western Montana Fair: corn dogs, a startled sheep, deep-fried food and farm animals. · The Fair: Testacular! 00:00:29
- Hank and Katherine hike through a butterfly hatch in the Bitterroot Valley (August 2011) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells how he and Katherine, hiking in the Bitterroot Valley that weekend, walked through a butterfly hatch of mostly western whites, with gorged predators and bees carrying butterflies off. · Thoughts from a Butterfly Hatch 00:00:00
- A grade-school classmate punches Hank for explaining butterfly scales · told 1×
- told · Hank tells how, in grade school, a classmate punched him after Hank explained that butterflies have microscopic scales. (playful) · Thoughts from a Butterfly Hatch 00:00:59
- John's September 11th walk in the woods with Henry and the Yeti to the White River (2011) · told 1×
- told · John walks in the woods with Henry and the Yeti on September 11th, practising words with Henry and watching the White River, then going to a playground. · Adorable Baby and Insufficient Cartography 00:00:03
- Hank interviews LHC physicist Joe Incandela (2011) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells John he interviewed LHC physicist Joe Incandela for half an hour that morning, thanks viewers for making it possible, and shares part of the conversation. · The LHC and Alex's Survey 00:02:07
- Their dad takes ten-year-old Hank to see Akira at a dinner theater · told 1×
- told · Hank tells John that their dad took ten-year-old Hank to see Akira in a dinner theater, and says he will never forgive him. (playful) · Top 5 Reasons ████ ██ ██████ 00:00:08
- John at an English teachers' conference in Chicago (2011) · told 1×
- told · John reports from a crowded English teachers' conference in Chicago, listing what came before: a luxurious bath, Henry and a stroller in an elevator, the Bean, a nerdfighter hostess, traffic. · Old Man Narrates Young Girl 00:00:05
- Penguin's lawyers cut a Millay quotation from Looking for Alaska under fair use (2004) · told 1×
- told · John recounts how in 2004 Penguin's lawyers limited Alaska's quotation of a Millay poem to two lines under fair use, as he couldn't afford to pay the estate. · Old Man Narrates Young Girl 00:02:06
2012
- John believes his elementary-school classmates say he has 'cuties', not cooties (childhood) · told 1×
- told · John tells how classmates took his birthmarks for a failed cooties inoculation and how he believed they meant 'cuties', asking girls about their cuties shot. (playful) · On Cuties and Cooties 00:00:58
- Hank and Michael Aranda build a LEGO Millennium Falcon overnight (2012) · told 1×
- told · Hank and Michael Aranda build the LEGO Millennium Falcon on camera, bag by bag, finishing around 2 a.m. · LEGO Millenium Falcon Fun 00:00:10
- John's son Henry and the homemade stuffed honey badger from a Nerdfighter (2012) · told 1×
- told · John tells how a homemade stuffed honey badger from a Nerdfighter on tour obsesses Henry, who now has Honey Badger eat remotes, dinosaurs and the universe's edge. (playful) · Actually Free Money! (Really.) The Bank of Nerdfighteria's Quarterly Report 00:02:52
- John's trip to Amsterdam for the Dutch edition of The Fault in Our Stars (March 2012) · told 1×
- told · John tells of his jet-lagged trip to Amsterdam (from Saturday 24 March 2012): the old apartment, the novel's settings, interviews, a canal boat, the library and a theater presentation. · Wrong but Right: Thoughts from Places Amsterdam 00:00:00
- John explores a long-abandoned hospital and its steam tunnels with Ransom Riggs and Elyse Marshall (2012) · told 1×
- told · John tells how he, Elyse Marshall and Ransom Riggs visited the Blade Runner building in downtown LA, then explored a long-abandoned hospital, its morgue and its steam tunnels. · Beneath an Abandoned Hospital: Thoughts from Places 00:00:03
- John, sick with 'tiny chicken disease', goes out to vote in the Indiana primary (May 2012) · told 1×
- told · John, sick with tiny chicken disease caught from Sarah, is phoned by her to vote, groans, goes anyway, tries the wrong polling place first and finally votes; the description says it was the Indiana primary. (playful) · Tiny Chickens Invade, But Still I Vote 00:00:21
- Hank attends Foo Camp (2012) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells that he was at Foo Camp last weekend (the weekend of 9 June 2012), feared being judged there, and found it like a cold shower: uncomfortable but refreshing. · Flinching in the Shower 00:00:04
- John is dumped at about 22 and told it hurts because it mattered · told 1×
- told · John tells of being dumped at about 22 and being told it hurt because it mattered. · John and Rainn Wilson Talk Romance 00:02:15
- John's LeakyCon 2012 in Chicago and his walk to the Bean (2012) · told 1×
- told · John tells his LeakyCon 2012 Saturday (11 August 2012) in Chicago and his walk through downtown to the Apple Store and the Bean, where he met a Dutch Nerdfighter by chance. · To Be Anything At All: Thoughts from Places, Chicago and LeakyCon 2012 00:00:00
- John secretly vomits into a floor air vent at a high-school party and is held responsible for the ductwork · told 1×
- told · John tells how, at a high-school party and not at full capacity, he secretly puked into a floor air vent; the smell spread through the house and he was held financially responsible for the ducts. (playful) · The Five Worst Places to Vomit 00:00:43
- Hank attends PAX and collects signed MC Frontalot posters (2012) · told 1×
- told · Hank reports PAX was amazing: signed MC Frontalot posters, cool people, and the fun of a conference he is not running; he shows his footage. · Can You Really Light a Fart? 00:00:05
- John's camera and computer both break (2012) · told 1×
- told · John's description says both his camera and his computer are broken; he marks his computer's death (June 2012 – September 2012). (playful) · The Abandoned Ferris Wheel Spins Anyway video description
- Hank and Katherine's sixth-anniversary trip to northern Montana: Whitefish, Glacier and Big Mountain (2012) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of his sixth-anniversary trip with Katherine to northern Montana: Glacier, a beer spilled onto their dinner, a near-miss with a deer, a chairlift up Big Mountain and a four-mile walk down. · THE EYE OF LONDON: Thoughts from Northern Montana 00:00:00
- John and Sarah's Sunday in Washington, D.C.: Ai Weiwei opening, the National Mall and museums (2012) · told 1×
- told · John tells of returning to Washington, D.C. on a Sunday (7 October 2012) with Sarah for the American opening of Ai Weiwei's show, a squirrel encounter, the National Mall and free museums. · Attacked by Squirrels and Neoclassicism: Thoughts from Places, Washington D.C. 00:00:09
- John's Las Vegas bachelor party, 'Nerds Do Vegas', where Hank bet once and retired a winner · told 1×
- told · John tells of his bachelor party in Las Vegas, 'Nerds Do Vegas', the opposite of The Hangover, where Hank made one minimum Casino War bet, won and retired a winner. (playful) · TINY BALLS! Nerds Do Vegas. 00:00:20
- John's work trip to Las Vegas: a night of roulette and a speech to college staff (2012) · told 1×
- told · On a trip to Las Vegas to speak to people who work at colleges, John plays roulette for three hours, turning $100 into $110. (playful) · TINY BALLS! Nerds Do Vegas. 00:00:51
- Hank eats a salsa chip soaked in novelty hot sauce while a summer camp counselor · told 1×
- told · As an off-duty summer camp counselor, Hank eats a salsa chip a fellow counselor had soaked in novelty hot sauce and spends the night in agony with milk and ice. · Spicy Summer Camp Story 00:00:23
- John learns on the last night of summer camp that he is a terrible French kisser (adolescence) · told 1×
- told · John recalls being a bad French kisser at summer camp until, on the last night, a friend and his girlfriend of three days told him so and she showed him how. · Terrible at Frenching: My Spicy Summer Camp Story 00:01:41
- John donates his book drafts and editorial correspondence to the de Grummond Collection (2012) · told 1×
- told · John explains the organizing was for donating all his book drafts and correspondence with editor Julie Strauss-Gabel to the de Grummond collection at the University of Southern Mississippi. · I Was a Child Poet. And a Bad One. 00:03:06
- Hank's 36-hour Los Angeles trip to plan VidCon: a talent-agency meeting, YouTube's creator space and My Drunk Kitchen (2012) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of a hectic 36-hour Los Angeles trip, mostly planning VidCon: a meeting at a talent agency, YouTube's creator space and filming My Drunk Kitchen. · VidCon 2013! 00:00:45
- John's dentist visit over a possible root canal (2012) · told 1×, last update 2012
- told · John has to go to the dentist early to find out whether he needs a root canal. · Economics and Dentistry: YOUTUBE'S FAVORITE TOPICS 00:00:00
- update · Back from the dentist, John reports no root canal, yet. · Economics and Dentistry: YOUTUBE'S FAVORITE TOPICS 00:01:27
2013
- John's computer-free family vacation (January 2013) · told 1×
- told · John, Sarah and Henry leave on a vacation (5 January 2013) on which John will go without a computer, which he hopes will help his mental health before Carnegie Hall. · Addicted to the Internet 00:00:14
- Sarah doubts John can make Brotherhood 2.0 videos given his internet time (2006) · told 1×
- told · When the brothers planned Brotherhood 2.0 in late 2006, Sarah doubted John could do it given his internet time; he insisted making videos would replace that time. · Addicted to the Internet 00:00:48
- Hank and Katherine's 23-hour trip from Missoula to New York for Carnegie Hall, with lost baggage (2013) · told 1×
- told · John recounts Hank and Katherine's nightmare trip to New York: delays, missed connections and lost baggage, 23 hours from Missoula, with Hank's guitar still missing. · North Korean Chicken, Stagecoach Travel, and other Thoughts from before Carnegie Hall 00:00:00
- John appears on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2013) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells John he was fantastic on the Late Late Show. · How Much is a Human Life Worth? 00:03:29
- The Indianapolis office groundhog 'YouTube' versus an aggressive goose ('Groundhog Wars', 2013) · told 1×
- told · John says the office groundhog YouTube has been in a weeks-long staring standoff with an aggressive goose, so if his new book is late, that's why. (playful) · TFiOS Movie Casting, New Books, and Groundhog Wars: An Old School Vlogbrothers Video 00:00:58
- Hank's Los Angeles trip to meet online-video creators: Hannah Hart, Felicia Day and the Fine Brothers (April 2013) · told 1×
- told · Hank vlogs a day in Los Angeles: traffic, a living-room tour at Hannah Hart's, a visit to Felicia Day, and dinner with the Fine Brothers for YouTubers React. · Felicia Day, Hannah Hart, and The Fine Brothers 00:00:00
- John frames the painting he bought from Sarah upside down (before they dated) · told 1×
- told · John tells how he framed a painting bought from Sarah before they dated and she told him it was upside down. (playful) · The Clif Bars Go in the Jar Because Mice: An Office Tour 00:01:01
- John visits Ai Weiwei's 'According to What?' at the Indianapolis Museum of Art, where Sarah is a curator (2013) · told 1×
- told · John visits the Indianapolis Museum of Art, where Sarah is a curator: Spencer Finch's Following Nature and Ai Weiwei's 'According to What?', whose only Midwest stop Sarah arranged. · Poetry Makes Nothing Happen: Thoughts on Ai Weiwei from the Indianapolis Museum of Art 00:00:02
- Hank helps Planetary Resources launch its space-telescope Kickstarter at Seattle's Museum of Flight (2013) · told 1×
- told · Hank went to Seattle's Museum of Flight to help Planetary Resources launch its space-telescope Kickstarter and found it inspiring. · Optimism is Not Insane 00:02:51
- Hank's trip to LeakyCon 2013 in Portland: meeting Devon Murray, on stage with Lauren Fairweather (2013) · told 1×
- told · Hank at LeakyCon in Portland: he meets Devon Murray, sees the Lizzie Bennet Diaries cast sing and goes on stage with Lauren Fairweather. · Plane Butts, Fish Farts, LeakyCon, and Marriage Equality 00:02:46
- Henry says Germans like digging holes, a stereotype picked up in the Netherlands (2013) · told 1×
- told · Henry tells John that Germans like digging holes, a stereotype he picked up at age one when Dutch people in the Netherlands complained that Germans dig holes in their beaches. (playful) · Paternity Leave Ends! And I Find Myself… 00:01:12
- Hank's day in Bath with Charlie McDonnell during his UK trip (2013) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of a day in Bath during his UK trip: a train through Swindon with Charlie McDonnell, lunch with Charlie's mum, the view, the Royal Crescent and the Roman Baths. · Thoughts from Bath: The Legacy of Wealth 00:00:02
- John works out with a personal trainer, Sean, and gets fitter (2013) · told 1×
- told · John tells Hank he has been working out a few times a week for months with a trainer named Sean, who changed his life; he can now run six miles in under an hour. · Started from the Bottom: Benjamin Franklin and Drake Compared 00:00:00
- John is miserable and bullied in middle school (childhood) · told 1×
- told · John tells of being a quiet, miserable 'stupid nerd' bullied in middle school, fantasizing about revenge, and surviving through others' kindness, prompted by a message from a student at his old school. · On Middle School Misery 00:01:17
- Hank's parents explain naming him William Henry but calling him Hank (childhood) · told 1×
- told · Hank's parents explain they named him William Henry after his grandfathers because they are Southern, avoided Bill or Willie, and called him Hank because they thought it cute. · Mom and Dad Green! Extra Special Question Tuesday 00:00:36
- Five-year-old John lies down in the Miami airport: 'it's just too much' (childhood) · told 1×
- told · Mike tells how five-year-old John calmly lay down on his back in the Miami airport and said it was all too much. (playful) · Mom and Dad Green! Extra Special Question Tuesday 00:01:47
2014
- John realises he is a middle-aged man while dressing for a cocktail party (by early 2014) · told 1×
- told · John tells how, dressing for a cocktail party, Sarah's slight pause made him realise he is a middle-aged man. · A Middle Aged Man 00:00:08
- Hank's trip on the JoCo Cruise Crazy (2014) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of his six-day trip on the fourth annual JoCo Cruise Crazy from Port Everglades (sailing on 28 February 2014), with nerd performers, Caribbean stops and Nerdfighters. · Thoughts from a Cruise 00:01:18
- John's Craigslist mover in New York who later turned up in publishing (2005) · told 1×
- told · John tells of the Craigslist mover who helped him and Sarah move to New York in 2005 and a year later was working in publishing. · Is the American Dream Real? 00:00:01
- Hank and Katherine's trip to Freezeout Lake, Montana, to see the snow goose migration (2014) · told 1×
- told · Hank and Katherine drive to Freezeout Lake, stopping at Jacob and Courtney's farm, and after nearly giving up find the migrating snow geese. · The Great Goose Migration 00:00:48
- John and Hank listen to Ian Shoales's tape 'I Gotta Go' as kids (childhood) · told 1×
- told · John tells how as kids he and Hank listened to their parents' Ian Shoales tape 'I Gotta Go' hundreds of times. · I Gotta Go: Signing Off and Thinking about Inspiration 00:01:27
- John's Los Angeles weekend: LA Times Festival of Books and the MTV Movie Awards red carpet (2014) · told 1×
- told · John tells of his Los Angeles weekend (from Saturday 12 April 2014): the LA Times Festival of Books at USC, a long signing, then the MTV Movie Awards red carpet with Nat Wolff. · Walking the Red Carpet: Thoughts from Los Angeles 00:00:06
- A fan living with lymphoma is cheered by the crowd at a TFIOS film tour Q&A (2014) · told 1×
- told · Feeling disconnected on the tour, John tells how a young woman living with lymphoma said the book has helped her, and thousands in the crowd chanted her name. · Perfect Puff and Endless Interviews: Touring and Hollywood Press Junkets 00:02:47
- John injures his shoulder celebrating a goal in FIFA (2014) · told 1×
- John appears on The Colbert Report (2014) · told 1×
- told · John says that before VidCon he was on The Colbert Report, which meant makeup. · Why I Love Makeup 00:00:12
- Hank buys Vi Hart video equipment so she can make better videos (years before 2014) · told 1×
- told · John recalls that years ago Hank bought Vi Hart equipment to make better videos more often - the best $1,000 he ever spent. · The Future of Nerdfighteria 00:02:31
- John visits Dr. Mulualem Gessesse's neonatal intensive care unit at Yekatit 12 Hospital, Addis Ababa (2014) · told 1×
- told · John tells of visiting Dr. Mulualem Gessesse's NICU at Yekatit 12 Hospital: plywood over sewage water, improvised CPAPs, a ward grown to over 2,000 babies a year. · Listen: Thoughts from Addis Ababa, Ethiopia 00:00:34
- Henry's sayings: Lego villains, learning to turn on the TV, a message for Uncle Hank (2014) · told 1×
- told · John tells stories of his son Henry: Lego villains are 'REALLY bad', learning to turn on the TV, and a gibberish message for Uncle Hank and Auntie Katherine. (playful) · also in: John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated · REUNION TUESDAY! FRIDAY! WHATEVER! 00:02:22
- Hank sorts his childhood and high-school keepsakes while clearing his shelves to move house (2014) · told 1×
- told · Hank goes through his childhood and high-school keepsakes while clearing his bookshelf, from teenage art to an undeposited check from John. · Hanging with High School Hank 00:00:02
- Hank moves to a new house (2014) · told 1×
- told · Hank announces his household is moving to a new house next week (September 2014), sad to leave the place of many amazing memories. · Hanging with High School Hank 00:03:42
- John rides around the Indianapolis Motor Speedway at 180 mph with race car driver Sarah Fisher (October 2014) · told 1×
- told · John tells Hank that yesterday he and friends went to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, where he rode around the track with race car driver Sarah Fisher at 180 mph and felt 'profound fear-joy'. · I Kind of Hate Batman 00:00:02
- John attends the installation of a Fault in Our Stars bench on the Fox lot in Los Angeles (2014) · told 1×
- told · John spends the day in Los Angeles with Shailene Woodley, Ansel Elgort and others from the TFIOS movie as an Amsterdam-style TFIOS bench is installed on the Fox lot, among a Napoleon Dynamite statue and Simpsons and Star Wars murals. · The Sleepiest Sleepyhead in Sleeptown 00:02:33
- Green family norovirus outbreak before Thanksgiving, starting with Alice (2014) · told 1×
- told · John tells how norovirus went through the family over about 100 hours, starting five days before Thanksgiving (22 November 2014) when his daughter vomited on him; he, Hank, Katherine and their parents all fell ill. · What You Eat Of Those You Love 00:00:01
- John's college professor: a constructed chair still hurts if he hits you with it (college) · told 1×
- told · John recalls a college professor answering his claim that constructed things aren't real: the chair is constructed but would hurt if he hit John with it. · Agloe, New York 00:01:30
2015
- A movie-theater concessions worker tells John she has a huge crush on Hank (by 2015) · told 1×
- told · Asked whether he gets stopped more now that Hank is famous, John tells how a star-struck movie-theater concessions worker told him she has a huge crush on his brother. · Beards, Birds, and the Paper Towns Release Date: Question Tuesday! 00:02:27
- John discovers the 'Paper Towns' quote attributed to him was written by 13-year-old Nerdfighter Melody (2015) · told 1×
- told · John tells how a line long credited to Paper Towns turned out, after he searched a pirated copy of his own novel, to have been written by 13-year-old Nerdfighter Melody, who now receives hateful asks. · Places I've Never Been 00:01:20
- John opens his box of childhood memorabilia and his baby book (2015) · told 1×
- told · John says he recently discovered a box of childhood memorabilia, unexplored for at least 10 years, and will find out what's inside. · What's in the Box in the Box in the Box? 00:00:01
- Hank goes to shows at grimy little venues growing up and learns crowds are kind (youth) · told 1×
- told · Hank recalls going to many scary shows at grimy little venues growing up, where he learned crowds are kind and lost his fear by letting his individuality drop. · A Sacrifice of Individuality and the Internets 00:03:13
- John's fourth oral surgery for chronic mouth pain (2015) · told 1×
- told · John reports his fourth and most dramatic mouth surgery a few weeks ago, for pain he first mentioned in his second vlogbrothers video in 2007; a metal rod had erupted from his gum. · Pain Destroys Language: John after the Dentist 00:00:21
- Rosianna Halse Rojas comes from England to the US on a visa (2015) · told 1×
- told · John says the brothers have brought Rosianna Halse Rojas from England to the US on a visa, with more to be revealed soon. · Sixteen Parts 00:01:15
- Hank presents at an advertising convention in the south of France and visits a yacht (2015) · told 1×
- told · Hank presents at a fancy advertising convention in France (late June 2015), is disturbed by ostentatious wealth, and tours a friend's friend's yacht. · Thoughts from Yachts 00:00:01
- John takes Looking for Alaska director Becca Thomas to his old high school in Birmingham (July 2015) · told 1×
- told · John met Looking for Alaska director Becca Thomas in Birmingham and took her to his old high school at night, to the place where he used to smoke, where graffiti read 'The best is yet to come'. · On Exhaustion 00:00:22
- Hank's colonoscopy (July/August 2015) · told 1×
- told · Hank says he must get a colonoscopy tomorrow (1 August 2015), has not eaten today and is only drinking Gatorade. (playful) · Why Paper Towns is Awesome 00:03:20
- John kayaks the White River and takes the less obvious channel into a marsh (September 2015) · told 1×
- told · John tells of kayaking the White River that morning and taking the less obvious stream round a low-water island, which led to a kayak-unfriendly marsh. (playful) · The Road Less Traveled By 00:00:01
- John's oral surgery (September 2015) · told 1×
- told · John had oral surgery the day before and is in pain and on pain medication, so he apologises in advance if he slurs his words. · Is Poverty Necessary? Looking back at the Millennium Development Goals 00:00:01
- Hank's first Missoula grocery trip: a cashier asks 'So, tacos tonight?' (at about 23) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells how, newly moved to Missoula at about 23, a grocery cashier's 'So, tacos tonight?' flabbergasted him. (playful) · Awkward Stranger Conversations 00:00:02
- A liquor-store clerk's remarks to Hank about his age and an interracial couple · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of a liquor-store clerk who doubted his age and then called an Asian customer with a white girlfriend improper in front of the line. · Awkward Stranger Conversations 00:01:08
- Hank's Taco Bell 'good morning' at 4 p.m. and the 'enjoy your meal' payoff that never came (2015) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of a Taco Bell worker's 'Good morning' at 4 p.m. and his planned 'you too' comeback that never came. (playful) · Awkward Stranger Conversations 00:02:24
- John's race car catches fire during his race against Maggie Stiefvater (2015) · told 1×
- told · John tells how, coming out of turn four on the fifth lap, he overcorrected and his race car caught fire; staff pulled him out unhurt, and it was terrifying. · John Green's Fiery Race Car Disaster 00:01:54
- Daniel Biss runs for Illinois Comptroller (2015) · told 1×
- told · John reports that Daniel Biss is now running for Illinois Comptroller, the state's chief financial officer. · Nerdfighteria's Resident Comptroller? 00:03:00
- Hank in Portland with the Welcome to Night Vale creators as their novel debuts at number four on the NYT best-seller list (2015) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of being in Portland with Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, eating food-cart crepes, when they learned their book debuted at number four on the NYT list. · Feeling Thankful in Portland 00:00:53
- John's Bill Gates get-well orchid turns out to be a Trader Joe's replacement (2015) · told 1×
- told · John tells how he name-dropped his Bill Gates get-well orchid at a dinner party until Sarah revealed it had died and been replaced with one from Trader Joe's; friends later gave him a plaque. (playful) · It's a Pizzamas Miracle! (Pizzamas Day 2) 00:01:35
- Hank's friend in Paris during the November 2015 attacks (2015) · told 1×, last update 2015
- update · The description says Hank has heard from his friend: he and his family are safe. · Feeling About Paris video description
- told · Hank has a friend in Paris during the attacks who has not tweeted or posted on social media, which terrifies him. · Feeling About Paris 00:00:40
2016
- Hank sits next to a young woman on a plane who flies the same route for work (2016) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells of sitting on a plane a few weeks ago next to a young woman, maybe 23, who had flown the same route 150 times in two years for a job she didn't love, and was happy to wait for a good life. (hedged) · Why the Word "Millennial" Makes me Cringe 00:00:00
- John meets Syrian sisters Aida and Majeeda, newly arrived at the Azraq refugee camp (2016) · told 1×
- told · For International Women's Day John focuses on sisters Majeeda (12) and Aida (10), who reached the Azraq camp the day before he met them after more than four months in limbo at the border. · Aida and Majeeda: Thoughts from the Azraq Refugee Camp 00:00:12
- John meets Hussam, a 16-year-old Syrian refugee, at the Azraq refugee camp in Jordan (2016) · told 1×
- told · John tells of meeting 16-year-old Hussam at the Azraq refugee camp in northern Jordan, the same day he met Aida and Majeeda. · The Extraordinary Story of Hussam: Teenager, Writer, and Syrian Refugee 00:00:01
- John shaves his head in high school and dyes it fuchsia-plum, getting fuchsia-plum dandruff (high school) · told 1×
- told · John tells how he shaved his head in high school, dyed the regrowth fuchsia-plum, and got fuchsia-plum dandruff from a reaction to the dye. (playful) · My New Book, Marriage Advice, and Hamilton: 50 Snapchat Questions Answered! 00:02:34
- Hank is overcharged by a Bay Area taxi driver during the What If? book launch trip (2014) · told 1×
- told · A couple of years ago, in the Bay Area for the launch of Randall Munroe's book What If?, Hank took a taxi whose very nice driver chatted with him about Montana and his trip. · The Time a Taxi Driver Stole My Money 00:00:13
- Hank falls asleep with a peanut M&M in his mouth (2016) · told 1×
- told · Tired from tour preparation, Hank lay on his couch with peanut M&Ms, his favourite, woke half an hour later with a half-eaten M&M in his mouth, and ate it. (playful) · The Time I Fell Asleep with an M&M in My Mouth (and a song) 00:02:20
- John gives the commencement address at Kenyon College, his alma mater (May 2016) · told 1×
- told · John tells how he and Sarah drove to Gambier, Ohio, where he gave the commencement address at Kenyon College, and shows part of the speech. · Easier Than IKEA: A Video in Two Parts 00:00:07
- John's grandmother calls him at Kenyon about rain in Ohio while he reads Ulysses (college years) · told 1×
- told · In the speech, John recalls his grandmother calling him at Kenyon about rain in Ohio while he was reading Ulysses; she asked whether it was raining or not. (playful) · Easier Than IKEA: A Video in Two Parts 00:01:03
- John's annual Indy 500 race-day foot race between two friends; his long-losing pick finally wins (2016) · told 1×
- told · John tells of his annual race-day one-mile foot race between two friends, in which the friend he always backs always loses; this year (Sunday 29 May 2016) he wins. (playful) · The Most Amazing Day 00:00:05
- John grows up in Orlando but never feels at home there; says he is from Alabama (childhood) · told 1×
- John meets Syrian refugees Mufak, Nada and their five children in Jordan and visits them after their resettlement in Rockford, Illinois (2016) · told 1×
- told · Because yesterday was World Refugee Day, John shares the story of a family he met in Jordan: Mufak, Nada and their five kids. · Syrian Refugees in the United States: One Family's Story 00:00:00
- John's two-year-old son Henry turns a scenic November woods walk toward a single brown oak leaf · told 1×
- told · John recalls a November woods walk when son Henry was about two: John held him up to admire the misty forest view, but Henry said 'leaf' and grabbed a single brown oak leaf. · Our Capacity for Wonder: A Review 00:01:53
- Hank runs away camping, without cell service, after Christina Grimmie's murder (2016) · told 1×
- told · After Christina Grimmie was murdered, Hank ran away from home, camping with friends without cell service, avoiding the reality that someone who shared his passions was killed meeting fans after a show, as he had just been doing. · On Lives and Mattering 00:00:04
- Hank: ask, before posting anything online, whether it makes him proud to be part of the internet (2016) · told 1×
- told · The description says Hank will start asking, whenever he puts something online, whether it makes him proud to be part of the internet. · Ending the Age of Outrage (at least in ourselves, if not in the world) video description
- John learns imprisoned drug lord El Chapo has read Paper Towns (2016) · told 1×
- told · John learns from a Washington Post article, sent by his mother-in-law, that imprisoned El Chapo has read Paper Towns. (hedged) · El Chapo and Me 00:00:53
- Hank's weekend trip to Glacier National Park and the Going-to-the-Sun Road (2016) · told 1×
- told · Hank spent last weekend (6–7 August 2016) in Glacier National Park and drove the Going-to-the-Sun Road; outtakes show the drive, hail, a chipmunk and a baby bison. · AMERICA, DAMMIT! - Thoughts from Glacier National Park 00:00:01
- John breaks a rib celebrating his 39th birthday (2016) · told 1×
- told · John says he broke his rib celebrating his 39th birthday last week (week of 22 August 2016); sitting, standing, laughing and breathing are now painful. · My Body Is a Broken Temple 00:00:06
- Hank wakes from a 'double pregnancy' dream with sleep paralysis and his arm stuck down his pants (2016) · told 1×
- told · Hank says that after the dream his movement returned except his right arm, alarming him, until he found he had shoved his arm down his pants. (playful) · Sleep Paralysis, Double-Pregnancy, and The 2016 Census 00:01:09
- Hank tells a TV reporter at the first VidCon that YouTubers make money from advertising (2010) · told 1×
- told · Hank recalls that at the first VidCon a TV reporter asked how one makes money on YouTube; tired and excited, he answered 'advertising — my show has more viewers than yours', not meant as a burn. (playful, hedged) · How do YouTubers Make Money? 00:00:00
- John attends the New York premiere of the Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children film as Ransom Riggs's guest (2016) · told 1×
- told · John was in New York for the premiere of the film Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. · Books, Movies, and Wonder: Thoughts from a Red Carpet 00:00:09
- John's day of London galleries, ending at Lygia Pape's thread installation (October 2016) · told 1×
- told · John tells his London gallery day: the East End, Trafalgar Square, the National Portrait Gallery, the Royal Academy, Somerset House and Lygia Pape's installation. · Drowzees and Masterpieces: Thoughts from London 00:00:01
- Hank interviews Montana congressional candidate Denise Juneau at his office (2016) · told 1×
- told · Hank tells John he cut a lot out of his interview with Denise Juneau; the full interview ran about half an hour and went deeper into several topics. · Coming Out, Goats, Government, and Attack Ads with Denise Juneau 00:08:15
- John's teenage English paper claiming great fiction died with Dostoevsky, and his retraction (told 2016) · told 1×
- told · John tells how at 15 he wrote an English paper arguing great fiction ended with Dostoevsky, then retracted it after reading Song of Solomon and Angels in America. (playful) · Good News/Bad News: A Pizzamas Video in Nine Slices 00:02:17
- John's esophageal blockage at the Indianapolis airport cancels his and Sarah's trip to see Hamilton (2016) · told 1×
- told · John tells how, at the Indianapolis airport, food stuck in his esophagus (eosinophilic esophagitis) sent him to hospital instead of to Hamilton in New York with Sarah. · On Not Seeing Hamilton 00:00:24
- Carmen, the hospital worker who told John 'you've got the basics covered', turns out to be his spin instructor (2016) · told 1×
- told · John tells how Carmen, who wheeled him to endoscopy and told him he had the basics covered, turned out six months later to be his spin instructor. · On Not Seeing Hamilton 00:01:44
- Organic Valley sculpts Hank out of butter after a Twitter vote (2016) · told 1×
- told · After a run of butter puns, Hank says it really happened: Organic Valley sculpted him out of butter because enough people voted on Twitter. · 41 Dad Jokes in 4 Minutes! (with special guest star...) 00:03:23
- Hank's first dad joke: changing his newborn son 'into a rhinoceros', and getting peed on (2016) · told 1×
- told · Hank's first dad joke of dadhood: changing his son's diaper, he asked what to change him into, 'a rhinoceros?', got peed on, and loves being officially a dad. (playful) · 41 Dad Jokes in 4 Minutes! (with special guest star...) 00:03:36
- Sarah's cousin's wedding in Portland, Oregon, followed by a Portland Timbers game (2016) · told 1×
- told · John's second memory: Sarah's cousin's wedding in Portland, Oregon; he'd known the groom since high school, laughed and cried, watched his kids watch, then saw a Portland Timbers game. · The Best of My 2016 00:01:23
- John spends 2016 at home nine nights out of ten after years of travel (2016) · told 1×
- told · John's favourite 2016 memory was being home: after more than a hundred days away in both 2014 and 2015, he was home nine nights out of ten, with more time for writing and family. (hedged) · The Best of My 2016 00:02:31
2017
- A somewhat famous invitee answers John and Sarah's wedding invitation 'Of course I cannot come' · told 1×
- told · John recalls inviting to his and Sarah's wedding a somewhat famous person who had helped bring them together; the invitee's email reply began 'Of course I cannot come', but he bought them wine glasses off their registry. (playful) · Does Human Life Have Real Meaning? 00:01:16
- John visits Esther Earl's grave with her family during NerdCon: Nerdfighteria in Boston (2017) · told 1×
- told · On Saturday John visited Esther's grave with her parents and one of her sisters; many Nerdfighters have visited over the years, leaving artwork, keychains and This Star Won't Go Out bracelets. · You Are Here 00:00:34
- Burmese refugee Saw Kyar Aye's years-long wait to be reunited with his wife and son in Indianapolis, ending in an airport reunion John witnesses (2017) · told 1×
- told · John says he witnessed the best airport reunion ever: Saw Kyar Aye saw his wife for the first time in over four years and held his son for the first time. · Hoping for an Airport Reunion: One Refugee Family's Story 00:03:47
- A handwriting therapist tells Hank's parents to get him a computer so he can learn to type (1980s) · told 1×
- told · Hank says his parents took him to a handwriting therapist who told them to get him a computer so he could learn to type. · Do I Have ADHD? 00:02:05
- John and Hank reunite on a long walk through the desert (2017) · told 1×
- told · John announces a Question Tuesday on Pokémon and monkey turtles that is also a reunion video, with everyone together in the desert. · Green Brothers Reunited! 00:00:08
- Hank's ten-year system of prioritizing by obligation stops working after the 2016 election and his son's birth (2017) · told 1×
- told · Hank says his ten-year system of doing whatever his obligations demand stopped working this year (2017), when the election and the birth of his baby changed his priorities at the same time. · No Cut Confessional: Priorities 00:02:30
- Hank visits the TFiOS bench in Amsterdam, reads its Google reviews and leaves his own (2017) · told 1×
- told · Since no review captured his experience, Hank left his own review of the bench. · ★★★★ Review: The TFiOS Bench - Amsterdam 00:02:23
- John is unable to do a signing at VidCon Europe because of 'problems in his brain' (2017) · told 1×
- Hank tracks down the Turkish street artist whose cat graffiti he saw in Kedi (2017) · told 1×
- told · Hank says that the first time he watched Kedi he glimpsed a piece of cat street art in the background. · Things That You Just Might Love 00:02:38
- John misremembers his childhood fall from a tree house as Hank's (2017) · told 1×
- told · John insists Hank fell out of a tree house and broke his arm; their mom, called on the phone, says it was John who fell, and John realizes the memory is his own. · FIRST! Green Brothers Reunited Again 00:01:38
- Hank's house shakes in a 5.8 earthquake (July 2017) · told 1×
- told · A couple of hours after Hank went to bed two nights ago his house shook in an earthquake; it was not serious, and he thinks the biggest casualty was the pasta sauce. (playful) · My Earthquake Story - (And Thoughts About Numbers) 00:00:00
- The brothers' mom, raised in segregated Birmingham, worries about her sons having black teachers in Orlando · told 1×
- told · After the family moved to Orlando, Mom was surprised that her sons would have black teachers and worried, like others in her friend group, that they couldn't teach as well as white teachers. · What I've Been Thinking About 00:00:23
- Hank's Montana valley is socked with wildfire smoke; the Lolo National Forest fire flares (2017) · told 1×
- told · Hank says Montana's unseasonably hot, dry summer has socked his valley with smoke, sometimes enough that experts advised him not to leave his house, certainly not with an infant. · Trust and Fire - Thoughts from the Smoke 00:00:03
- New Zealanders, led by teacher Megan, send John thousands of tuatara five-cent coins as Turtles tour gifts (2017) · told 1×
- told · eBay lacked enough coins, so John reached out to Kiwi nerdfighters; the project was led by Megan, a librarian and teacher who wrote to her local newspaper asking for coins for an American author. · The New Zealand Five Cent Coin 00:01:24
- Nerdfighters Sara and Luis meet at a 2012 tour stop outside Washington, DC, fall in love and marry (2017) · told 1×
- told · On the January 2012 Fault in Our Stars tour, at a hotel ballroom outside Washington, DC, Nerdfighters Sara and Luis met before the show, hit it off and later began dating. · Two Love Stories 00:00:11
- Kenny and Amy meet at John's October 2012 Cincinnati event; Kenny asks John how to propose (2017) · told 1×
- told · In October 2012, before John's Cincinnati library event, Kenny tweeted asking whether to skip business law class to come; John said no, school matters more, but he came anyway. · Two Love Stories 00:01:29
2018
- John finds the Bitcoin a viewer named Sean sent the brothers in 2014; they sell it for $15,000 and donate the proceeds to Partners In Health (2018) · told 1×
- told · At $15,000 a Bitcoin, John searched every email since Bitcoin began and found that a nice person named Sean had sent them almost an entire Bitcoin in 2014. · Many Years Ago, Someone Gave Me a Whole Bitcoin...then I lost it. 00:00:28
- John meets mathematician Daniel Biss at a Chicago bar and they become friends (2018) · told 1×
- told · John recalls meeting mathematician Daniel Biss through a mutual friend at a Chicago bar about 15 years ago, and being surprised how much he enjoyed talking to him. · When Your Friend Runs for Governor 00:00:00
- John and Matt Brown bring They Might Be Giants' Flood home, starting Hank's lifelong love of the band (told 2018) · told 1×
- told · Hank remembers John and Matt Brown bringing They Might Be Giants' album Flood into the house and playing it in Dad's giant CD player. · John's Best Gift to Me 00:01:28
- John spends 27 hours in England watching AFC Wimbledon beat Oxford United with Project for Awesome donors (2018) · told 1×
- told · Project for Awesome donors joined John this weekend in England to watch AFC Wimbledon's 2-1 win over Oxford United, and greet Hank. · Who Should We Root For? 00:00:02
- John's dad borrows John's Nine Inch Nails CD and buys his own copy (John's ninth grade) · told 1×
- told · In ninth grade John played Nine Inch Nails' Pretty Hate Machine loudly; his dad borrowed the CD despite the warning it was 'super alternative', found it compelling and bought his own copy. · Old Man Yells at Cloud 00:01:09
- John's failed attempts at a signature move: the middle-school up-nod and the snap greeting · told 1×
- told · In middle school, craving status, John followed a cool-guide's advice to nod upward rather than downward and tried to make the up-nod his signature move; it went as well as you would expect. (playful) · My Signature Move 00:00:02
- John makes his first Indianapolis friends, Chris and Marina, at a neighborhood party (2007) · told 1×, last update 2018
- told · A few months after moving, at the street's annual neighborhood get-together John didn't want to attend, Chris introduced himself; with Chris's fiancée Marina they talked, and John asked for Chris's number. · How I Made Friends 00:01:46
- update · This week (week of 6 August 2018) Chris, Marina, Sarah and John celebrate 11 years of friendship; now they are the old people with kids at the neighborhood party, and John couldn't be more grateful. · How I Made Friends 00:03:43
- Hank overhears a staffer mocking his own rejected cover letter at Katherine's nonprofit, right out of college · told 1×
- told · Visiting Katherine at the job, Hank overheard an older staffer describe in detail the worst cover letter he had received, and realized it was Hank's. · My Worst Job Search Fail 00:00:20
- John cuts his abdomen harvesting green beans and gets a tetanus shot (2018) · told 1×
- told · A few weeks ago John needed a tetanus shot after, trying to harvest green beans, he accidentally "harvested part of his abdomen". (playful) · SYSTEMS!!!! 00:00:03
- Hank watches his landlord confront a new tenant over pulled-up wildflowers grown from wedding seeds · told 1×
- told · Hank recalls watching his landlord (he calls him Snickers) ask the new front-house tenant (Heath) if he pulled up the back-garden flowers; Heath said he pulled up weeds. · Should I Feel Guilty? 00:00:08
- The brothers reunite for their cousin's wedding during Pizzamas (2018) · told 1×
- told · Hank and John appear together in an unplanned Pizzamas reunion video: they are together because their cousin is getting married. · Reading Mean Comments with John 00:00:00
- Hank reads some 45 science fiction novels in the year before An Absolutely Remarkable Thing comes out (2017-2018) · told 1×
- told · In the year before his book came out, Hank feared the science fiction community would see him as an unwelcome YouTuber interloper, so he decided to read some 45 science fiction novels and tweet about ones he liked. · I Don't Know What Work Is 00:00:00
- Hank and John's 2011 chat about which channels to pitch for YouTube funding (2011) · told 1×
- told · Hank recalls that in 2011, when YouTube considered funding higher-budget channels, he and John could pitch ideas; in a recently found chat he had a dozen ideas, from top-10 shows to Pilates, chasing views. · I Don't Know What Work Is 00:01:47
- John's family gets the internet; CompuServe brings him friends, first love and a moderating job (early 1990s) · told 1×
- told · When the internet first came to John's house in the early 1990s, it seemed to live inside a box; once his dad got it working, it was green letters on a black screen. (hedged) · When the Internet Came Home 00:00:03
- Orin has his hippo lovey 'read a book' in his crib (2018) · told 1×
- told · Katherine's cutest Orin moment: left in his crib after a nap with a book, he put his hippo lovey on his lap and said 'Hippo, read a book.' · The Cutest Thing My Son Has Done and More (With Katherine) 00:02:36
2019
- John, aged seven, watches Boston College's 'Miami Miracle' win over Miami and his dad throws him in the air (1984) · told 1×
- told · John recalls watching Boston College beat Miami on the last-second 'Miami Miracle' pass at seven, crying, then his dad throwing him in the air. · Do You Believe in Miracles? 00:00:00
- Hank's first Orange TV shoot: bad audio he noticed but didn't report (2000) · told 1×
- told · Hank says on his first assignment he was on sound and sensed the audio wasn't right but said nothing; the camera operator later found it on the onboard mic, so the early footage was useless. · Screwing Up: Two Stories From When I Worked at a TV Station 00:00:31
- Hank's thrifted Air Force jacket and his producer's 'Green, you outrank me' (2000) · told 1×
- told · Hank says before a shoot his producer, a solid man with a perfect silver mustache who had been in the Air Force, poked the patch on his thrifted military jacket and said 'Green, you outrank me.' · Screwing Up: Two Stories From When I Worked at a TV Station 00:01:00
- John learns geometry at 41 through Mathigon's online courses · told 1×
- told · John says he got a C- in 10th grade geometry and was embarrassed about math; at 41 he worked through Mathigon's geometry courses with a real math teacher's help and finally understood tessellations. · Are Textbooks Obsolete? 00:03:24
- Hank tells his dad a business idea he won't pursue, and his dad knows it (2019) · told 1×
- told · On a bridge watching his son throw rocks into a creek, Hank told their dad a business idea; his dad asked 'you're not going to do that, are you?' and Hank said of course not. · I Don't Want The Same Things Anymore 00:00:58
- John, Tuataria and Reinhard Pabst find unseen photos of the Young Farmers boys (2019) · told 1×
- told · Stuck in his research, John asks Tuataria for help; via reporter Reinhard Pabst they find and secure rights to two unseen photos of Otto Krieger and August Klein. · Way, Way Down the Rabbit Hole 00:01:56
- John shows Looking for Alaska series leads Charlie Plummer and Kristine Froseth and director Sarah Adina Smith around his old high school (2019) · told 1×
- told · John spent the weekend with Charlie and Kristine, who play Miles and Alaska, and Sarah, their director, showing them around his old haunts. · Going Home with Alaska and Miles 00:00:00
- John interviews Michelle Obama in Austin about marriage and memoir (2019) · told 1×
- told · John, in Austin, interviews Michelle Obama about marriage and memoir and says afterward he was extremely anxious. · Writing and Marriage Advice from Michelle Obama 00:00:00
- Hank's colonoscopy (March 2019) · told 1×
- told · Hank films his own colonoscopy prep and trip to the endoscopy clinic, and reports afterward that it went great. · How to Get a Colonoscopy 00:05:08
- John gives his Steven Gerrard-signed Liverpool jersey to a stranger in a New York soccer bar before the Champions League final (2019) · told 1×
- told · In New York City for BookCon, John walked into a soccer bar, found a man alone in a Liverpool shirt, about a size L, told him of his premonition and gave him the jersey. · On Sharing the Walk 00:01:22
- John and Sarah's Caribbean honeymoon: Sarah opens beers with her wedding ring · told 1×
- told · On their Caribbean honeymoon John brought beers to the beach but forgot a bottle opener, so Sarah opened them with her two-day-old wedding ring. (playful) · Life Hacks My Wife Taught Me 00:02:55
- A young fan screams on seeing John in a grocery store cereal aisle · told 1×
- told · In a grocery store cereal aisle a young person started screaming; John looked around in panic for the emergency before realizing he was the emergency. (playful) · star struck 00:00:58
- John, Sarah and Alice see Liverpool's pre-season friendly at Notre Dame and lift the European Cup (2019) · told 1×
- told · At halftime John, Sarah and Alice met Liverpool legends Patrik Berger and Ian Rush, who generously brought out the European Cup for them; John wept. · What to Love and How 00:02:54
- John reads Toni Morrison's The Bluest Eye to pass 11th grade English and becomes an enthusiastic reader · told 1×
- told · With an incomplete in 11th grade English, John had to read two books over the summer and write papers on them: Shakespeare's Twelfth Night and Toni Morrison's first novel, The Bluest Eye. · How I (barely) Passed 11th Grade English 00:01:27
- Hank's 11th-grade landscape design class: counted absences, a kicked-off locker door, and a teacher who marks it as nine · told 1×
- told · In 11th grade Hank took a landscape design course held at a different campus; sometimes, instead of taking the bus there after fifth period, he slept in the band room. · ...Not My Proudest Moment 00:00:00
2020
- Amy Krouse Rosenthal gives John 'Mugging Money' money clips (told 2020) · told 1×
- told · John told Amy his mom had him carry $40 'mugging money' in his left pocket in Chicago; next time Amy gave him two money clips, engraved JMG and MM, Mugging Money. · also in: We're here because were here., John's Review of Auld Lang Syne · Auld Lang Syne: The Anthropocene Reviewed 00:05:45
- A complimenter at Amy Krouse Rosenthal's Writer's Block Party praises John's Adidas sneakers (2002) · told 1×
- told · In April 2002 John read at Amy's Writer's Block Party at the Chopin Theater; a hired complimenter praised his new Adidas sneakers, so he has worn Adidas almost daily for 17 years. · also in: We're here because were here., John's Review of Auld Lang Syne · Auld Lang Syne: The Anthropocene Reviewed 00:06:29
- Amy Krouse Rosenthal calls John after her cancer diagnosis and he says 'You do so much yoga' (told 2020) · told 1×
- told · After finishing Textbook, Amy learned she had cancer and called John, who knew many gravely ill young people after The Fault in Our Stars, to ask how her kids and husband would cope. · also in: We're here because were here., John's Review of Auld Lang Syne · Auld Lang Syne: The Anthropocene Reviewed 00:12:46
2023
- John takes Study Hall college classes in American history and math (2023) · told 1×
- told · Overwhelmed by how awesome it is, John has signed up for two Study Hall classes starting in March, one in American history up to 1865. · I'm Going Back to College? 00:03:04
- Hank redesigns his office with designer Emily Rayna and carpenter Jack Metcalf (2023) · updates only (last 2023)
- update · Hank shows his completed office redesign, designed by Emily Rayna and built by Jack Metcalf. · New Office Tour!! 00:03:21
2025
- Hank's behind-the-scenes tour of the Johnson Space Center and the Saturn V (2025) · told 1×, last update 2025
- retold · Hank says that about a month ago he got a behind-the-scenes tour of the Johnson Space Center and filmed a lot of footage. · Why Don't Rockets Melt Themselves 00:00:00
- update · Hank says he will show just the Saturn V part of the tour, and hopefully more of it will come out later. (hedged) · Why Don't Rockets Melt Themselves 00:00:29
2026
- John accidentally texts his positive self-talk to his friend Craig (2021) · told 1×
- retold · Among the things in his background, John shows a sign of the positive self-talk he once accidentally texted to his friend Craig. · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! 03:09:41