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Hank's teenage wish to get a mohawk at 40 (high school)

story · status: told 2×, last update 2023 · last event: update (2023-09-26)

As a 17-year-old, Hank often thought he wanted a mohawk at 40, to prove he had a job that allowed one. In June 2023 he said he had just been given the chance to honor that teenage wish, though he now calls it silly.

About: mohawk

date event what video
2017-03-14 told Hank says that in college he wanted a job where he could get a mohawk at 40, and now he has one, then plays 'your cool teacher Hank with the 40 year old mohawk'. (playful) · also in: John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated Green Brothers Reunited! 00:02:09
2023-06-16 retold Hank often thought he wanted a mohawk at 40, to prove he had a job that allowed one: 17-year-old Hank's version of a cool life, which he now calls silly. So, About This HAIR… 00:02:02
2023-06-16 update Hank says this week (week of 12 June 2023) he was given an opportunity to honor his 17-year-old self, and here he is. So, About This HAIR… 00:03:52
2023-09-26 update Hank says he has had looks over the years he does not feel great about, had a mohawk for a while, and is now going to have a mustache, with no way to know how it will go. THE REVEAL 00:01:22

What is said about it

5 statements, by date (the events above are the turns of the thread; these are the details).

  • 2023-06-16 · So, About This HAIR… — Hank: Until quite recently Hank had a job where getting a mohawk would have made his job and his peers' jobs a little harder. — 00:02:26
  • 2017-03-14 · Green Brothers Reunited! — John: Asked whether all value derives from humans, the answer (speaker unclear) is no. — 00:02:21
  • 2017-03-14 · Green Brothers Reunited! — John says for the record that Hank is not taller than him; Hank is standing on a rock. (playful) — 00:02:26
  • 2017-03-14 · Green Brothers Reunited! — Hank's favourite adjective to spice up a sentence is 'spicy', but he worries his friends will know him as the one who says spicy all the time. (playful) — 00:02:31
  • 2023-09-26 · THE REVEAL — Hank says goodbye to his first beard and shaves it down to a goatee; of that look he says some people could have it, but he is honestly excited not to: there was so much hair. — 00:01:32