John's 'amazing Lectro Jog of Amazing' paper jogger (2011)
running joke · status: running joke (last seen 2025) · last event: callback (2025-01-07)
Told alongside: John: he will never again sign his name 250,000 times (2021) · John: The Anthropocene Reviewed will not be his last book (2021)
About: Lectrojog
| date | event | what | video |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2011-11-02 | first use | John presents his paper jogger as 'the amazing Lectro Jog of Amazing', one of the great inventions of all time and electricity's greatest gift. (playful) | LECTROJOG! 00:01:07 |
| 2017-08-15 | callback | To put the signed sheets back with their boxes, John gets to use his LectroJogger, a magical piece of 20th-century technology that exists solely to line up sheets of paper. | Very Hard to Desclibe 00:01:24 |
| 2021-03-30 | callback | If he never signs in bulk again, John may never use his beloved LectroJog again, which he calls the greatest piece of machinery in human history. (playful) | I did it! 00:01:56 |
| 2024-12-31 | callback | John calls his Lectrojogger, which aligns stacks of signed sheets, the greatest feat of engineering in human history. (playful) | I Just Can't Do It Anymore 00:00:20 |
| 2025-01-07 | callback | John says he Lectrojogged all 110,000 signed tip-in sheets. (playful) | The Format but it hurts to stand up 00:00:01 |
What is said about it
2 statements, by date (the events above are the turns of the thread; these are the details).
- 2011-11-02 · LECTROJOG! — John shows off his paper jogger, 'the amazing Lectro Jog of Amazing', which lines up stacks of paper to fit in boxes, and comically calls it one of the greatest inventions of all time. (playful) — 00:01:07
- 2011-11-02 · LECTROJOG! — John jokingly says the paper jogger saved him 'like 40 hours in the last two days'. (joke, hedged) — 00:01:47