The Format but it hurts to stand up
2025-01-07 · letter vlog · John · 3:56 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Personal life (also: History & curiosities, Global development, Books & writing) · mode: Personal update · tags: recurring series, self promotion, community lore
In a loose Format video, John reports finishing signing 110,000 tip-in sheets for Everything Is Tuberculosis and spraining his ankle when he stood up on a foot gone numb from signing, argues that the fall in TB deaths is real progress worth celebrating but far too slow to accept, previews the book's release and 13-city tour, and, having set intentions rather than goals since the year Hank got cancer, shares his two professional ones for 2025: supporting the book without burning out and finishing a draft of a new novel.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — Signing marathon finished, snow, and the first signing-related ankle injury
- ★★★ John has signed 110,000 tip-in sheets for Everything Is Tuberculosis, jogged and boxed them, and sent them off to the printer in Virginia. — 00:00:01 · Everything Is Tuberculosis
- ★ John reports about 8 inches of snow overnight and very cold weather. — 00:00:12
- ★★ John says he suffered what may be the first signing-related ankle injury: his foot fell asleep while signing, and when he got up for the doorbell it crumpled and he sprained his ankle. (playful) — 00:00:17
00:00:50 — Feet-pic joke, Potato as the new Yeti, and what each generation was alive for
- ★★ John reflects that his parents lived through the moon landing, their parents the Great Depression, theirs the electrification of Earth, and theirs the US Civil War, and wonders what his grandkids will say he lived through. — 00:00:50
- ★ John imagines telling grandkids that as a child he had no pocket-sized magic wands, or that it snowed regularly in Indianapolis. (playful, speculative) — 00:00:50 · Indianapolis
00:01:32 — TB deaths: real progress, unacceptably slow
- ★★★ John says that when he was a kid about 1.8 million people died of tuberculosis each year; now it is around 1.25 million. — 00:01:32 · tuberculosis
- ★★★ John argues we must hold two equally true ideas at once: the progress against TB is real and worth celebrating, and it is not acceptable. — 00:01:40 · progress, tuberculosis
- ★★★ John says that at the current rate of decline, 33% over 40 years, it will take over a century to get TB deaths much below 500,000 a year, which is absurd for a curable, preventable disease. — 00:01:47 · tuberculosis
00:02:01 — A William Carlos Williams line; book release and 13-city tour
- ★ John says that when it is very quiet outside he thinks of a William Carlos Williams line about wise trees sleeping in the cold. — 00:02:01
- ★★★ John says Everything Is Tuberculosis comes out in just over two months and its tour will be announced tomorrow. — 00:02:07 · Everything Is Tuberculosis
- ★★ John apologizes in advance if the tour does not come near viewers; he is going to 13 cities, the most he can do without potentially collapsing. — 00:02:12
- ★★ John says he signed all those books so readers can have an autographed copy wherever they live. — 00:02:22 · Everything Is Tuberculosis
00:02:30 — Advance-copy giveaway; yearly letters, intentions instead of goals, first intention
- ★★ John says he is excited about the advance reader's copies and will give a couple away to random commenters. — 00:02:30 · Everything Is Tuberculosis
- ★★ Every new year John writes himself two letters: one looking back on the year, one looking ahead and stating intentions rather than goals. — 00:02:36
- ★★★ John says he used to set specific, measurable goals, but the year Hank got cancer showed him that telling a year what will happen is a fool's errand; now he has only hopes, prayers and intentions. — 00:02:59 · Hank Green
- ★★★ John's first professional intention for the year is to support Everything Is Tuberculosis and his TB work without losing it; he has over 100 days of travel ahead. — 00:03:08 · Everything Is Tuberculosis, tuberculosis
00:03:28 — Second intention (a novel draft), a simpler life, Earth, sign-off
- ★★ John says that is a lot of travel for a homebody, but he is grateful and excited because he knows exactly why he is doing it. — 00:03:28
- ★★★ John's other professional goal is to finish a draft of a new novel, which he is scared even to say out loud. — 00:03:36
- ★ John says all his other goals revolve around making his life less complicated and overwhelming. — 00:03:44
In the description and comments
- ★★ The description asks viewers to preorder Everything Is Tuberculosis. — video description · Everything Is Tuberculosis
- ★ In a channel comment, John says he could not find his comically long microphone before filming and will buy a new one for next time. — creator comment
Humor (significant)
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John brags about an unusual injury from his signing marathon. — 00:00:17
“I think that I experienced the first ever signing related ankle injury last week”
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John declines to show the sprained ankle: no free feet pics. — 00:00:50
“Also, I think that it's like black and blueness might violate YouTube's terms of service.”
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John films the dog Potato, who dislikes the camera coming closer. — 00:00:50
“He's the new Yeti.”
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John worries about his more than 100 days of travel this year. — 00:02:59
“I'm a little worried that I might collapse into a series of increasingly small polygons until I cease to exist”
Threads in this video
- kept · John: sign 100,000 copies of Everything Is Tuberculosis (2024) — John has signed 110,000 tip-in sheets for Everything Is Tuberculosis, jogged and boxed them, and sent them off to the printer in Virginia. (00:00:01)
- callback · John's 'amazing Lectro Jog of Amazing' paper jogger (2011) — John says he Lectrojogged all 110,000 signed tip-in sheets. (00:00:01)
- variation · John's wife Sarah as 'the Yeti' (2007) — Filming the dog Potato, John calls him the new Yeti. (00:00:50)
- restate · Is human life getting better; is now the best time to be alive? — John says TB deaths falling from about 1.8 to 1.25 million a year is real progress worth celebrating, yet not acceptable at that pace: both are true. (00:01:47)
- promised · John: give away a couple of Everything Is Tuberculosis advance copies to random commenters (2025) — John says he will give a couple of advance reader's copies of Everything Is Tuberculosis to random commenters. (00:02:30)
- retold · John's yearly January letters to himself: a look back and goals for the new year — Every new year John writes himself two letters: one looking back on the year, one looking ahead and stating intentions rather than goals. (00:02:36)
- update · John's yearly January letters to himself: a look back and goals for the new year — John says he used to set specific, measurable goals, but the year Hank got cancer showed him that telling a year what will happen is a fool's errand; now he has only hopes, prayers and intentions. (00:02:59)
- mentioned · Hank's Hodgkin lymphoma diagnosis and chemotherapy (2023) — John recalls that one year his carefully set goals were overtaken when Hank got cancer. (00:02:59)
- milestone · The Format: the brothers' loose, chaotic vlog style, begun by Hank and named as a playlist (2023) — The description says John returns to the Format, this time with an injury. (video description)
- callback · John's 30-foot microphone cord in his Format videos (2023) — In a channel comment, John says he could not find the comically long microphone before filming. (creator comment)
- promised · John: buy a new long microphone cord for his next Format video (2025) — In a channel comment, John promises to buy a new long microphone for his next Format video. (creator comment)
- restate · What is work for, and how much should people work? — John says all his other goals revolve around making his life less complicated and overwhelming. (00:03:44)
- milestone · Everything Is Tuberculosis: John's nonfiction book about tuberculosis (2024) — The description asks viewers to preorder Everything Is Tuberculosis. (video description)
- reminder · John asks viewers to pre-order and buy signed copies of Everything Is Tuberculosis (2024) — The description asks viewers to preorder Everything Is Tuberculosis. (video description)
- announced · Everything Is Tuberculosis book tour (2025) — John says Everything Is Tuberculosis comes out in just over two months and its tour will be announced tomorrow. (00:02:07)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- John: sign 100,000 copies of Everything Is Tuberculosis (2024) — kept; last: recalled, 2026-03-31
- John: give away a couple of Everything Is Tuberculosis advance copies to random commenters (2025) — the project it belongs to reported its result; last: promised, 2025-01-07
- John: buy a new long microphone cord for his next Format video (2025) — kept
- Everything Is Tuberculosis book tour (2025) — running; last: looked back, 2026-07-28
- Everything Is Tuberculosis: John's nonfiction book about tuberculosis (2024) — completed; last: looked back, 2026-10-20
Mentioned
Central: Everything Is Tuberculosis · tuberculosis
Also: People: William Carlos Williams
Organizations: YouTube
Concepts: progress · smartphone
Places: Indianapolis · Virginia
Events: American Civil War · Apollo 11 · Great Depression
Products: Lectrojog
Myths: Yeti
animal: Potato (animal)
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