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April 5th: Embarrassing Moment Sock Puppet Theater

2007-04-05 · challenge / punishment · Hank · 3:59 · watch on YouTube

Topic: Nerdfighteria · mode: Comedy & performance · tags: punishment or challenge, community lore, song or performance

Unable to test-drive a Hummer (the nearest dealer is 153 miles away) or get his chin professionally waxed, Hank performs his punishment by acting out three embarrassing moments with sock puppets.

What is said

The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).

00:00:00 — Hummer and chin-waxing options impossible; introduces Brotherhood 2.0's embarrassing moment sock puppet theater

  • ★★★ Hank calls test-driving a Hummer at his local dealership one of the best punishment ideas in a long time, but says he can't: the nearest Hummer dealership is 153 miles away. — 00:00:03 · Punishment
  • ★★ Hank reports that the hair salons he called would not wax his chin: a salon worker said professionals don't wax chins, a high blood supply area, because of possible permanent damage. — 00:00:29
  • ★★★ Instead Hank presents 'Brotherhood 2.0's embarrassing moment sock puppet theater', acting out his embarrassing moments with sock puppets. (playful) — 00:00:29 · Brotherhood 2.0

00:00:57 — Moment one: mistaking long-haired college roommate Justin for Catherine

  • ★★ Moment one: in college Hank walked in on his long-haired, slight-framed roommate Justin eating Marmite on toast and took him for Catherine. (playful) — 00:00:57 · Katherine Green, Sydney Green

00:01:30 — Moment two: sliding on his knees at Albertson's into Catherine's mom

  • ★★ Moment two: Hank tried to slide on his knees down an aisle at Albertson's into Catherine but instead ran into her mom, whom he was meeting for the first time. (playful) — 00:02:05 · Katherine Green, Sydney Green

00:02:31 — Moment three: out of gas on a date, picked up by his mom at 7-Eleven, who notices makeup on his face; sign-off

  • ★★ Moment three: on a date, Hank, wearing black lipstick, ran out of gas; at about 2 a.m. his mom picked them up at 7-Eleven, saw what looked like makeup on his face, and grounded him. (playful) — 00:02:31 · Sydney Green

Humor (dominant)

  • Hank's long-haired, slight-framed college roommate is eating Marmite on toast when Hank walks in. — 00:00:57

    “Oh my, look, it's Catherine.”

  • Meeting his girlfriend's mother for the first time, Hank slides on his knees down the grocery aisle to surprise Catherine. — 00:02:05

    “But instead, I ran into her mom.”

  • On a teenage date, Hank's puppet self woos his girlfriend with a compliment. — 00:02:31

    “I have never dated a more beautiful person than you and I never will until I meet Catherine.”

  • His mom arrives at 2 a.m. to pick up Hank, who wore black lipstick on his date, after he ran out of gas. — 00:03:34

    “It looks like you're wearing makeup.”

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Central: Punishment

Also: 7-Eleven · Albertsons · Brotherhood 2.0 · Hummer · Katherine Green · Marmite · Sydney Green

Only in the description or credits: Four-minute rule

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