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Katherine Green

spouse · in 430 videos (2007–2026)

Hank's wife, who earned a master of science degree and with him adopted the greyhound Lemon.

Married to: Hank Green · Children: Orin Green

Speaks in 18 videos; this page lists what is said about them.

Videos by year: 2007: 116 · 2008: 53 · 2009: 26 · 2010: 20 · 2011: 35 · 2012: 21 · 2013: 23 · 2014: 12 · 2015: 9 · 2016: 15 · 2017: 7 · 2018: 12 · 2019: 9 · 2020: 3 · 2021: 9 · 2022: 8 · 2023: 14 · 2024: 14 · 2025: 11 · 2026: 13

Also known as: Katherine, the Katherine

Threads

Project history (6)

Story (38)

Ask (5)

Promise (4)

Prediction (1)

Running joke (1)

Punishment (2)

Also named in the threads: Hank: drink a glass of Strawberry Hill wine without hurling (2007) · Brotherhood 2.0 Book Club: each brother reads a book the other assigns (2007) · John's An Abundance of Katherines receives a Printz Honor (2007) · Paper Towns: writing, revision and publication (2007) · Hank's hard drive is corrupted; he may need a new computer (2007) · Hank: living with ulcerative colitis (2007) · Hank's crush on Helen Hunt (2007) · Hank: get Neil Gaiman saying hello to John on video (2007) · Song Wednesday: Hank performs a song on Wednesdays (2007) · The brothers' accidental instant-message exchange that breaks the no-textual-communication rule (2007) · John: eat a blenderized Happy Meal, wax a leg and lick a cat, for a textual communication (2007) · Project for Awesome 2007 edition: the final Brotherhood 2.0 project (2007) · Hank: eat a blenderized Christmas meal or give a one-hour public concert, as voted by Nerdfighters (2007) · Nerdfighter projects: complete a project to earn the right to punish the brothers (2008) · John invites Nerdfighters to request a visit to their city on Eventful (2008) · Several Songs from Hank Green's Pants: Hank's first album, made for the Grand Rapids trip (2008) · Peanut Butter Face: John discusses world news with peanut butter on his face (2008) · Paper Towns Tour (2008) · P4A 2008 edition · John: the brothers will do another Tour de Nerdfighting (2009) · John and Sarah (the Yeti) are expecting a baby (2009) · Hank asks viewers to name the greyhound he and Katherine are fostering (2010) · John asks Hank and Nerdfighters whether they have an ultimate concern, what it is, and whether they should (2010) · Hank's 'hug bucket': the people you want to hug (2010) · Hank: do a YouTube-style makeup tutorial by September 1 (2010) · HankGames: Hank's channel of commentated game-play videos (2010) · Hank asks viewers to subscribe to HankGames so he starts Lego Harry Potter (2011) · John's Pizza John mustache, worn on camera as a recurring bit (2011) · Hanklerfish: an anglerfish drawn by a Hank (2011) · John and his family visit Hank in Missoula (August 2011)

Often together

What comes up in the same parts of the videos; the number is how many parts.

Orin Green (23) · Missoula, Montana (23) · Sarah Urist Green (39) · Sydney Green (21) · Delete This (6) · Brian (4) · Tour de Nerdfighting (11) · Mike Green (18) · Montana (18) · Christmas (13)

What the videos say

The most important statements of each year; all statements.

2007

  • 2007-01-03 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 3rd — Hank: Through the list Hank confesses he spilled beer on his wife's MacBook, which would not boot, nearly ruining the project, until reinstalling the battery worked; he hadn't told her. (playful) — 00:01:21 · also in: Week 1 Condensed!
  • 2007-01-19 · Brotherhood 2.0: January 19th — ask: Hank's questions for John include how long he has known Hank and Katherine, what he wants from them, what he is doing, why, and for how long, what he wants to be doing, what's next, and the best book he read this year (2007). — 00:01:03
  • 2007-02-12 · Brotherhood 2.0: February 12th — Hank: Still on the yearly southeastern tour with Katherine, Hank has searched liquor stores everywhere for Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill and finally finds it at the 7-Eleven next to his old college. — 00:01:34
  • 2007-04-30 · Brotherhood 2.0: April 30: Hellos from Los Angeles — ask: John challenges Hank to make lots more songs, and right now to write a song that will replace the Helen Hunt song in his head. (playful) — 00:02:19
  • 2007-05-04 · Brotherhood 2.0: May 4: The Top Secret Project — John notes it is Friday, May 4; tomorrow, Saturday May 5, is Hank's 27th birthday, and he wishes him happy birthday. — 00:00:20
  • 2007-05-23 · May 23rd: Miniature Soccer Team — Hank: In song, Hank teases that John's one dream is two entire miniature soccer teams of children with Sarah, and warns her she doesn't know what she swore to. (playful) — 00:00:11
  • 2007-06-14 · Brotherhood 2.0: June 14: Good News/Bad News — John: After six weeks of anticipation, the donkey polo set for six o'clock was cancelled due to heat, which John finds absurd in a country that is always hot; the reunion ends without it. (playful) — 00:01:48
  • 2007-07-12 · July 12: Pizza, Punishments and Potter — Hank says he still doesn't know exactly what John wants for Hank's punishment, so he won't do it today, and asks John to clarify on Friday. — 00:00:43
  • 2007-07-24 · July 24: More Harry Potter?! — Hank jokes about a silent standoff with Katherine over the new book; they decided to read it together, which took unusually long, but finishing it was amazing and nice to share. — 00:00:37
  • 2007-08-13 · August 13: The Fair!!!! — Hank reports that he went to the fair (the Western Montana Fair, per the description). — 00:00:09
  • 2007-10-23 · October 23rd: Some Explaining to Do… — Hank: Answering viewers confused by last week's (week of 15 October 2007) driving, Hank says he and Katherine drove about eight hours to Seattle to see friends and then fly to Georgia, where they now are. — 00:00:10
  • 2007-12-27 · December 27th: The Gig! — Hank: After the concert Hank says honestly it felt pretty bad; granting (apparently to Katherine) that it could have been worse, he still calls it pretty bad as concerts go. — 00:03:07
  • …and 213 statements more in 2007 — all statements of 2007

Also named in: April 3rd: Seattle!, October 5th: Feuding, Goonies and Politics

2008

  • 2008-01-21 · A Short History of the PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANT — announcement: John: Because nerdfighters miss punishing the brothers, John announces projects: when viewers complete one, they earn the right to punish or challenge the brothers, with the wives keeping veto power. — 00:02:29
  • 2008-05-16 · Hank's Punishment (ugh...I don't believe uploading this...) — ask: Hank invites viewers to wish Katherine a happy birthday in their own way, ideally in YouTube videos, sent to her YouTube channel or by email. — 00:02:53
  • 2008-05-30 · The Dread Pirate Fireball Roberts! (And Housekeeping) — announcement: John announces the 2008 Tour de Nerdfighting across America and hopefully a few places in Canada, telling Nerdfighters to mark their calendars for November. (hedged) — 00:00:48
  • 2008-06-26 · Don't Suck on That Bone — John frames the video as doing ten things the Nerdfighters asked of him; the first two were to see more of Willy and more of the Yeti (Sarah). — 00:00:00
  • 2008-09-04 · Paper Towns Tour Dates! — announcement: John: After a few days off, Hank, Katherine, sometimes the Yeti and John start the Great American Tour de Nerdfighting 2008, from Plano, Texas, on November 2 to Ames, Iowa, on November 16. — 00:02:56
  • 2008-09-25 (said on 2008-09-24, implied) · Obama llama Duck — announcement: Hank says he and John have almost finished the Paper Towns tour dates; a tour list with RSVPs will soon be at sparksflyup.com (John's site) and nerdfighters.com. — 00:02:08
  • 2008-10-08 (said on 2008-10-07, implied) · Hanks actual Vlog — announcement: Hank has coloured Karen's map and put it on PaperTowns.com: each city links to its Facebook event page, and the brothers' heads to their Facebook profiles. — 00:01:33
  • 2008-10-28 (said on 2008-10-27, implied) · Early Voting with Hank — announcement: Hank announces the Tour de Nerdfighting with John (and apparently Katherine) begins in Plano, Texas on November 2nd, and invites people to come party. — 00:01:31
  • 2008-10-30 · Hank and Katherine...On the Rise — Hank and Katherine sing a duet of 'My Eyes' from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Hank taking the despairing part and Katherine the hopeful one. — 00:00:03
  • 2008-11-03 · Hank and John from the Road — announcement: Hank: The Great American Tour de Nerdfighting 2008 begins, featuring Hank, John, Katherine and a minivan. — 00:00:00
  • 2008-11-07 · Vlogging from Gadsden — announcement: Hank: They are live on BlogTV right now and will broadcast the entire Gadsden event there; the link is in the sidebar. — 00:01:20
  • 2008-12-17 (said on 2008-12-16, implied) · One More Day Until the P4A!!! — announcement: Hank says he, John and his wife will spend most of the 48 hours of the 17th and 18th on it: John on BlogTV from noon Eastern, Hank later into the night. — 00:00:00
  • …and 85 statements more in 2008 — all statements of 2008

Also named in: Sharing Presents in Westport

2009

  • 2009-01-28 · Stock Adviser (Via Britney) — announcement: Hank says John agreed it is perfectly okay to do parodies on Song Wednesdays, though John did not say Katherine could sing. — 00:00:32
  • 2009-03-11 (said on 2009-03-12, implied) · I'm Not Edward Cullen: A Song — Katherine Green: Katherine's character answers that only Edward can protect her, citing his century of saved-up wealth and virginity, and says she can't love the boyfriend. (parody) — 00:00:57
  • 2009-05-06 · Dead Boy's Girlfriend — Harry Potter: In the song, Harry laments that the first girl he fell for, whom he was too slow to ask to the Yule Ball, is dead Cedric Diggory's girlfriend. (fiction) — 00:00:56
    • Hank credits Katherine with writing the song's music and says they make a pretty great team. — 00:03:46
  • 2009-05-13 · GREEN SCREEN!!!! — Hank: For Hank's birthday Katherine took him to Spokane in their new Civic to see Spamalot, the Monty Python Broadway extension, which he found pretty good. — 00:01:17
  • 2009-07-09 · The Katherine is a Master of Science! — Hank's wife Katherine gets her master of science degree and then goes to a baseball game, per the video description. — video description
    • Katherine Green: Katherine says that in a freak storm she and Hank hid in a bush; talking to her mom, with her computer bag on her shoulder, she fell, hit her head and scraped her arm, but it's okay because she's a master of science. — 00:00:07
  • 2009-08-10 (said on 2009-08-09, implied) · HipPOTATOmus — John can show little footage because the Yeti is in all of it, and showing her would make Nerdfighteria collapse. (playful) — 00:00:23
  • 2009-09-22 · Paper Towns in Paperback: A How-to Guide — John credits their commitment and organization with putting Paper Towns on the New York Times bestseller list, thanks them for gifts, and says the tour let him meet Nerdfighters. — 00:00:00
  • 2009-11-24 · 50 THINGS!! That I'm Thankful For — Hank is thankful for personal things: being his age and still finding farts funny, a wife who does too, friends, his bed, his cat, his guitar, Nerdfighters and Nerdfighteria, and his wife. (playful) — 00:02:43
  • 2009-12-15 · In Which A Secret Is Revealed — John 'discovers' a crib in his new filming spot and reveals that the Yeti, his wife, is going to have a baby. (playful) — 00:03:36
  • 2009-12-27 · How To Be a Nerdfighter: A Vlogbrothers FAQ — Hank says John is an award-winning author of Looking for Alaska, An Abundance of Katherines and Paper Towns who has won awards including the Edgar and the Printz. — 00:00:49
  • …and 15 statements more in 2009 — all statements of 2009

Also named in: Puppet Santa Dance Party / Hard Times in Book Publishing, Eating Man Meat, HANKO DE MAYO! Happy Birthday Hank!

2010

  • 2010-01-06 (said on 2010-01-05, implied) · 15 Hours in Target! — Hank: Twelve hours in, Katherine joins Hank and they do math in the candy aisle to find the candy worst for you, measured by calories per gram. — 00:02:13
  • 2010-01-25 · Name My Dog! — Hank and Katherine are fostering a greyhound that didn't work out in another home; she is an eight-year-old female, adorable and very nice. — 00:01:08
    • Whether they keep the dog depends on Cameo, who (Hank jokes) outvotes everyone on pet decisions and is firmly against the dog; the dog kind of dislikes Cameo, or possibly likes her too much. If they become friends, they will keep her. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:35
  • 2010-03-12 · Peeing, Pooping, Prescription Drugs, and Ramen Noodle Fires — Hank: After waiting for a new group of retired racing greyhounds to reach Missoula, Hank and Katherine adopted a very sweet dog whose track name was Tina Fey; they named her Lemon. — 00:00:29
  • 2010-03-17 · Side-Boob is Not my Ultimate Concern — Hank would die for his wife, freedom for people he cares about, restoring the lost Library of Alexandria, peaceful alien contact, and free non-polluting energy for everyone. — 00:00:29
  • 2010-04-21 · The Insurrection of Subjugated Knowledges — John: The Foucault talk is a ruse: John orders Hank to stop watching, asks Katherine to make him, and greets Nerdfighters free of Hank. (playful) — 00:00:29
  • 2010-05-17 · My YouTube Story is Short — ask: Hank asks viewers to leave birthday wishes for Katherine in the comments. — 00:00:29
    • The other shows Hank and Katherine on a thrift-store couch singing about how amazing the first Project for Awesome was; Hank says the P4A has since grown bigger and better. — 00:01:10
  • 2010-07-26 (said on 2010-07-24, implied) · Hank's Life in a Day — Hank: At Missoula's farmers' market, a big deal in town, a cook made Katherine a fried egg sandwich (as for about a thousand others) and Hank got peanut curry. — 00:00:29
  • 2010-08-04 · Family, Love and BISON ATTACKS! — Hank: Katherine's family is still in town and they are packing in epic family adventures, since they see them only rarely. — 00:00:00
  • 2010-08-30 · Thoughts from Places: The Centennial Valley — Hank: About a week ago Hank woke at 6 am to watch the sunrise, which he had not seen in a while, while he and Katherine stayed at a working ranch in Montana's Centennial Valley. — 00:00:00
  • 2010-12-27 · To: You - - From: The Vlogbrothers — Hank: Katherine gave Hank a heavy bag that turned out to be full of his favourite guilty-pleasure foods, including fudge rounds, of which one is left. (playful) — 00:00:51
  • …and 26 statements more in 2010 — all statements of 2010

Also named in: Hello Baby!!

2011

  • 2011-01-14 · Top 5 Actual Conspiracies — announcement: Hank: On his Let's Play channel HankGames, Hank will start playing Lego Harry Potter as soon as he hits 15,000 subscribers; those who want to see it should subscribe. — 00:03:39
  • 2011-04-18 · 2D Glasses! Take the Headache out of 3D — announcement: Hank announces that, after phoning a 3D-glasses maker (in his skit ordering 5,000), he really made 2D Glasses for watching 3D movies in 2D. — 00:01:08
    • 2D Glasses are sold only online at 2d-glasses.com, with a special introductory offer of $7.99 per pair and $2 off when buying two. — 00:02:02
  • 2011-05-02 · Osama Bin Laden is Dead — Hank: While Katherine was in the bathroom during a Mario Kart Wii game, Hank checked Twitter and ended up watching Obama's address with the Mario Kart music playing. — 00:00:31
  • 2011-05-20 · How to Vlog: From the Vlogbrothers — Hank says his vlogging voice is not how he talks to his wife at home: he imagines himself on a gigantic stage talking to one person in the audience. — 00:00:45
  • 2011-06-10 · Then I Took Off My Bra — announcement: John says he and Hank will go on tour in the United States when his new, as-yet-untitled but soon-to-be-titled book comes out. — 00:02:15
    • Saying the brothers are not that creative, John asks Nerdfighteria what they would like to see happen and do on the tour (where to go is a separate conversation). — 00:02:39
  • 2011-08-22 (said on 2011-08-23, implied) · Thoughts from a Butterfly Hatch — Hank says that this weekend (20–21 August 2011) he and Katherine went hiking in the Bitterroot Valley and came across a hatch of butterflies, which John, having left Missoula, missed. — 00:00:00
  • 2011-09-20 (said on 2011-09-19, implied) · Fifth Anniversary with The Katherine — Hank says he and Katherine are on San Juan Island, Washington, on vacation for their fifth wedding anniversary; they have been married five years. — 00:00:02
  • 2011-12-09 · Puppies and The Tour de Nerdfighting 2012 — announcement: John announces that three and a half years later he, Hank and Katherine are going back on tour to celebrate the release of The Fault in Our Stars, in a slightly larger vehicle. — 00:00:00
    • The tour starts January 10th, the day the book comes out, and ends January 31st. — 00:01:15
  • 2011-12-19 · Sharpie Face and Little Hank: The Project for Awesome's Aftermath — announcement: John: Tour de Nerdfighting updates are in the doobly-doo: shows in Vancouver, Boston, New York, Portland and Raleigh are sold out, but tickets remain in many cities. — 00:01:56
  • …and 50 statements more in 2011 — all statements of 2011

Also named in: Hank Interviews His Mayor, F#*%? An Explanation of Curse Words, Greek Phallic Disco Golf Balls: A Free Association Game, 2011 Presidential Anagrams!!

2012

  • 2012-01-10 (said on 2012-01-09, implied) · The Fault in Our Stars — John is a bit stressed: he has to leave his family for a month, which is a bummer, but he is excited to go on tour. — 00:00:12
    • John says Tour de Nerdfighting tickets remain only near New Orleans, Houston, Austin, Phoenix, Albuquerque, Seattle and San Francisco, with ticket info in the description. — 00:02:31
  • 2012-01-13 (said on 2012-01-10, implied) · TFiOS PARTY! — announcement: Hank says that during the tour the brothers do 'Nerdcash': leaving bags of buttons in places, which viewers can only find out about by following them on Twitter. — 00:01:07
  • 2012-01-17 · Thoughts from Places: The Tour — John: Then many people arrive, wearing John's face or Doctor Who shirts, bringing book cakes, some with things he wrote tattooed on their bodies; John finds it amazing, beautiful and completely terrifying. — 00:00:43
  • 2012-01-31 · How It Felt — John says the three weeks were like the internet became IRL: fun, clever, crowded, good to be a nerd, with talk of Sherlock and Doctor Who and singing of songs about particle physics. — 00:00:01
    • Like the internet, the tour went by very fast, like pressing the down key on Tumblr; John says a problem with the internet is that things pass too fast to really experience them. — 00:00:30
    • John tells Hank the video is for their future selves: this is what the tour was like and how it felt; a montage follows with a crowd singing 'Five Hundred Miles'. — 00:00:51
  • 2012-02-03 · An Awful Lot of Touring — Hank wants to look back on the three weeks but can't: asked for a fun tour story he can't think of one; the tour feels like it lasted forever and took no time at all. — 00:01:35
  • 2012-04-06 · Can I be Space President? — Hank spent one of the coolest days of his life talking with the people building the James Webb Space Telescope, together with his wife, Michael Aranda and Ze Frank. — 00:00:00
  • 2012-04-12 (said on 2012-04-13, implied) · Introducing Lizzie Bennet — Hank calls Pride and Prejudice the best story of all time, a wonderful romance with evolving characters; he would never have cared without Katherine, a huge fan and basically a scholar. (playful) — 00:01:09
  • 2012-05-15 · Religion and Gay Marriage — John argues that limiting marriage's legal benefits to covenant marriages creates a huge problem: Hank and Katherine, wed in a field, might lose hospital visits, custody or joint taxes, and which churches would count? — 00:02:19
  • 2012-09-28 · THE EYE OF LONDON: Thoughts from Northern Montana — Hank: a path is a communal creation of countless footsteps, and indicates both a journey and a destination, which are always better shared with someone you love. — 00:03:08
  • …and 32 statements more in 2012 — all statements of 2012

Also named in: Nerds at the Beach: A REUNION VIDEO!, Meet the Team: The Missoula Office (And P4A and TheBrainScoop)

2013

  • 2013-01-15 (said on 2013-01-14, implied) · North Korean Chicken, Stagecoach Travel, and other Thoughts from before Carnegie Hall — John says Hank and Katherine's trip to New York was a nightmare of delays, missed connections and lost baggage, taking 23 hours from Missoula. — 00:00:00
  • 2013-01-18 · Thoughts from Carnegie Hall — Hank thanks Neil Gaiman, Kimya Dawson, The Mountain Goats, Ashley and Daniel, Hannah and Grace, Elyse, their parents, their wives and all of Nerdfighteria for making the show possible. — 00:01:44
  • 2013-02-01 · Football For Nerds — Hank says he is on a plane to England right now; three weeks earlier he decided to film this video, knowing America would be in a Super Bowl frenzy. — 00:00:00
  • 2013-02-08 · The Space Time Continuum: Thoughts from Dublin — Hank: After London, Hank (with John and Katherine) went to Dublin, where he was hit by the realization Americans have in Europe: this place is old. (playful) — 00:00:07
  • 2013-02-12 · Talking to the President — John: On tour the brothers met more than 6,000 Nerdfighters in ten days; many were nervous and embarrassed though, John says with authority, none had any reason to be, and John felt embarrassed too. — 00:02:20
  • 2013-02-19 · Doing Things, On the Importance of — John: Hank's 2D glasses, which render 3D movies in two dimensions, were an idea John thought terrible that turned out brilliant; the 2D glasses empire grows by the day. (playful) — 00:03:14
  • 2013-03-08 · ONE MILLION NERDFIGHTERS! — Hank lists his day: Twitter, filming SciShow, readying P4A perks, a Hank's channel video, folding mug boxes with Katherine at the warehouse, a DFTBA Records video, editing Hank Games Live, Tumblr, a Kiva loan. (playful) — 00:00:00
  • 2013-06-21 · New Channels, New Songs, and Just Plain News — announcement: Hank says he and Steph built a computer specifically as a HankGames machine because he wants to play more PC games, and 'Hank and Katherine play Super Mario Bros. Wii' returns today. — 00:02:20
  • 2013-08-09 · What I Learned at VidCon — Hank thanks his wife, his parents and the VidCon team for supporting him, though he often doesn't know what he's doing. — 00:03:06
  • 2013-08-16 · Harry Potter vs. Science! — Hank says the two must-dos of his UK trip blew his mind: the Natural History Museum, where he and Katherine got up early to be first in line, and the Harry Potter Studio Tour in Watford. — 00:00:32
  • 2013-12-06 · I Am President Snow — Hank says he probably spent enough on fancy dinners with his wife this year (2013) to save other people's lives, but did the normal thing; not evil but complacent, that makes him President Snow. (hedged) — 00:02:28
  • 2013-12-20 · Best Moments of the Project for Awesome — Hank: P4A 2013 credits: web development by Sam Rudge, hosting by Fastly, design by Karen Kavett, Michael Aranda and Vondell Swain (the coin), perk fulfillment by Dave Loos, Matthew Gaydos, Katherine Green and Michael Gardner, perk development by Laura Chernikoff and Colin Hickey. — video description
  • …and 16 statements more in 2013 — all statements of 2013

Also named in: TFiOS Movie, Emma Approved, Subbable Update, etc, The Kidney That Was In 3 People - And Other Amazing Science Things

2014

  • 2014-02-07 · Kill All The Humans — announcement: Hank promises he is coming back to HankGames, which has long been 'johngames', with multiple videos a week including Pikmin 3 and Hank and Katherine playing Super Mario Brothers U. — 00:02:47
  • 2014-03-21 · The Great Goose Migration — Hank and Katherine drive about 150 miles to Freezeout Lake. — 00:00:48
    • Lost on back roads through a horse pasture, Hank had nearly given up on the migration when they came upon the geese right ahead of them. — 00:02:58
  • 2014-05-30 · Nerdfighteria Census 2014 Results! — announcement: Hank congratulates John and says he is getting on a plane tomorrow to come to John's premiere. — 00:03:39
  • 2014-06-03 · The Fault in Our Stars Movie Premiere — John: The day after, John says the premiere was amazing, laughing and crying with 1,200 people, and he was glad Hank sat two seats away. — 00:02:15
  • 2014-06-06 · Thoughts from the TFiOS Premiere! — Hank flew in a tiny plane to New York City and lists weird and fancy things he found there. — 00:00:00
  • 2014-06-27 · My Day Before VidCon — Hank: At a welcome party for people who came to help at VidCon, Hank meets Natalie Tran, who gives him Tim Tams, and Katherine arrives. — 00:03:09
  • 2014-07-18 · EVERY VLOGBROTHERS PUNISHMENT! — Hank: When Hank IMed John in July and John replied, both were punished and dressed up like their most embarrassing high-school pictures. — 00:00:53
  • 2014-09-05 · REUNION TUESDAY! FRIDAY! WHATEVER! — John: Asked how Henry feels about Hank, John says Henry's last words before he left were a message for Uncle Hank and Auntie Katherine, in gibberish. (playful) — 00:03:01
  • 2014-12-02 · What You Eat Of Those You Love — John says that over the last roughly 100 hours he, Hank, Katherine and both of their parents had norovirus. — 00:00:01
    • John names his one-year-old daughter as the family's patient zero: five days before Thanksgiving she woke from a nap and vomited on him, though he did not get sick then. — 00:00:53
  • 2014-12-12 · NONSENSE: P4A 2014 - Partners in Health — announcement: Hank: More perks: a calendar of YouTubers' baby pictures including Hank, pressed pennies stamped with P4A and Nerdfighteria logos, Hank's Hanklerfish drawings, Hank and Katherine's Princess Bride commentary, Nerdfighter music and art compilations. — 00:02:28
  • …and 10 statements more in 2014 — all statements of 2014

2015

Also named in: WE WON! Net Neutrality and Re-Thinking Cynicism, 7 Weirdest Marriages (or Lack Thereof) From an Airport, Thoughts from Yachts

2016

Also named in: Reaction Video: THE THING!, AMERICA, DAMMIT! - Thoughts from Glacier National Park

2017

  • 2017-02-10 · Valentines Candy Taste Test with Hank and Katherine — Hank and Katherine went to Target, bought about $50 of candy and taste-tested it for their own and possibly viewers' amusement. — video description
    • The description invites viewers to see Hank and Katherine at NerdCon: Nerdfighteria in Boston on February 25-26 or at VidCon Europe in Amsterdam in April. — video description
  • 2017-03-31 · No Cut Confessional: Priorities — Hank says there is now a baby: for the rest of his life his child will be his prime obligation, which is new for him. — 00:03:13
  • 2017-05-19 · Should I Have a Baby? — Hank says that after six months of parenthood his pros and cons list turned out to be wrong. — 00:00:50
    • Hank says he was also wrong about why he would like having a kid: he expected to like a little Katherine–Hank hybrid, which is nice, but the bigger reasons were unexpected. — 00:01:46
    • Hank's first unexpected joy is embarking on a big, new, interesting project with his wife, his favourite person. — 00:01:57
    • Fourth, he better understands, and is very impressed by, both his own and Katherine's capabilities. — 00:02:16
  • 2017-07-07 · My Earthquake Story - (And Thoughts About Numbers) — Hank and Katherine still freaked out and ran to the baby's room, only to watch him sleep, since it was over by the time they got there. (playful) — 00:00:14
  • 2017-08-25 · Trust and Fire - Thoughts from the Smoke — Hank says it got worse when the nearest fire, in Lolo National Forest, burned more than 9,000 acres in one evening; it was beautiful, and fetching dinner for Katherine he kept stopping to film it. — 00:00:13
  • 2017-11-21 · Two Love Stories — John: On the January 2012 Fault in Our Stars tour, at a hotel ballroom outside Washington, DC, Nerdfighters Sara and Luis met before the show, hit it off and later began dating. — 00:00:11
  • 2017-12-22 · Christmas Questions Answered (With Katherine and Hank) — Hank: Asked whose idea indoor trees were, Hank and Katherine credit Germans, or rather Germanic folk, since Germany didn't exist yet. — 00:00:49
    • Hank says Katherine has a real love affair with Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas and talking about it makes her cry. (playful) — 00:01:22
  • …and 7 statements more in 2017 — all statements of 2017

2018

  • 2018-02-02 · What is That Plane Rainbow? (It's Question Tuesday) — Hank: For the book's emoji sequence, Hank reports Katherine has one with spoilers and April May suggests robot, dark-haired white girl, Statue of Liberty, burrito. (playful) — 00:03:33
  • 2018-03-09 · John's Best Gift to Me — Hank is in Portland, Oregon with his wife and child to see probably his 12th They Might Be Giants show. (hedged) — 00:02:05
  • 2018-03-30 · The Stories We Tell Ourselves: Thoughts from Amsterdam — Hank: After discussing with Katherine on Delete This how messy stories make 100% love hard, Hank suggests full love isn't right: joy mixed with care, concern and thought. (hedged) — 00:02:01
  • 2018-05-18 · Laurel or Yanny and Baby Dance Moves - It's Question Friday — Hank hears 'Yanny'; Katherine hears 'Laurel' and thought he was lying to her about Yanny, but Yannies are real. — 00:02:29
  • 2018-08-17 · My Worst Job Search Fail — Hank: Right out of college, Hank applied for a job at the nonprofit where Katherine, now his wife, was working, and did not get an interview. — 00:00:04
    • Visiting Katherine at the job, Hank overheard an older staffer describe in detail the worst cover letter he had received, and realized it was Hank's. — 00:00:20
    • Hank thinks he came out a little on top, especially after Katherine told him the man was a jerk she disliked so much she secretly squeezed his pears. (playful, hedged) — 00:01:50
  • 2018-10-30 · Watch My Dumb Dancing — recommendation: Hank and his wife have a podcast, Delete This, about his social media use; it has been really good for him and a ton of fun because she is hilarious. — 00:02:50
  • 2018-11-23 · Four Jokes from a Two year Old — Hank recalls being excited, after having a baby a couple of years ago, to officially tell dad jokes; now Orin, barely two, is telling jokes himself. — 00:00:00
  • 2018-12-14 · Cute Goth Shock Collar Trivia Punishment for Charity — Hank posted a photo of last year's (2017) makeup; Katherine was the first to comment, calling it 'the worst'. — 00:00:29
  • 2018-12-28 · The Cutest Thing My Son Has Done and More (With Katherine) — announcement: Hank asks Katherine whether she is excited to be at PodCon and to do a live Delete This there. — 00:00:50
    • Katherine Green: Katherine's cutest Orin moment: left in his crib after a nap with a book, he put his hippo lovey on his lap and said 'Hippo, read a book.' — 00:02:36
  • …and 12 statements more in 2018 — all statements of 2018

2019

  • 2019-03-22 · How to Get a Colonoscopy — The description says the procedure went great, Katherine filmed him being a dork, and he still has moderate inflammation in his distal colon, normal for him but worth treating. — video description
  • 2019-04-26 · It's Time to Care About "Business" — Hank explains what he calls Twitter holes, known from Delete This: chains of quote tweets in the same format that lead down to the progenitor tweet. — 00:00:00
    • Hank says that after starting out 'being dumb with a camcorder' in 2007 he became, over years, CEO of four different companies, not counting 2D Glasses, without really knowing how. — 00:01:27
  • 2019-07-19 · In Which Hank Consumes the Juice of Over 400 Gushers — announcement: Hank announces a very short tour with John in Madison, Wisconsin and Minneapolis, Minnesota, doing live podcasts, one of them with Katherine. — 00:02:21
    • Pricier tickets include meeting the brothers afterward, and all the tour's money will support the community's work improving maternal health in Sierra Leone. — 00:03:01
    • John will do The Anthropocene Reviewed and the brothers a live Dear Hank and John; Hank calls it a Minitour. — 00:03:01
  • 2019-08-20 · Hank and John's Smooth Airport Reunion — John says touring with Hank and Katherine has been fun, and thanks everyone who came and the Madison airport for its smooth jazz. — 00:03:31
  • 2019-10-18 · They Hacked Me — Hank: On Sunday, putting Orin to bed, Hank got a reply to an email he hadn't sent; he handed Orin to Katherine and found no unknown devices logged into his Google account. — 00:00:00
  • 2019-10-22 · Why We're Donating $6,500,000 — announcement: The description says the $6.5 million donation is made by John, Katherine, Sarah and Hank, and that donations are now matched by a Nerdfighteria matching fund. — video description
  • 2019-12-03 · We Are Cats Now, I Guess? — recommendation: John's favorite perk is his and Hank's spouses' spinoff podcast, Dear Katherine and Sarah. — 00:01:17
  • 2019-12-17 · The Best Days of My Decade — John: That Evening of Awesome included the Mountain Goats, Kimya Dawson, Neil Gaiman and many friends, with Sarah, Katherine and the brothers' parents all there. — 00:00:28
    • Hank long supported John's writing: when Paper Towns came out in 2008, Hank and Katherine toured libraries and bookstores with him in a rented minivan, Hank singing and playing a turtle professor or sock puppet. — 00:02:27
  • …and 4 statements more in 2019 — all statements of 2019

2020

  • 2020-05-08 · The years start coming and they don't stop coming! — Hank says Katherine did something so nice it made his year; he keeps the details to himself. — 00:03:04
  • 2020-10-30 · Four Years Ago — Hank: Four years ago today Hank was in the hospital, tired, a little anxious and very happy to have a healthy baby boy and a healthy wife who was now a mom. — 00:00:00
    • Orin was around the 90th percentile in weight but 50th in head circumference, which worried Hank into much googling; within three days his head, squished by birth, was normal. — 00:00:29
    • One search was simply 'Orin', Katherine's granddad's name: they had not yet named their son and were searching baby names. — 00:02:36
  • 2020-12-08 · A Love Letter to My Brother, Basically — John recalls Hank inventing 2D glasses for 3D movies and projecting a million sales; John expected about 12, and Hank sold thousands. (playful) — 00:00:29

2021

Also named in: Bean Meme Review, Reading Hank's Decade-Old Tweets

2022

  • 2022-01-07 · For Our 2000th Video: Just a Normal Snowy Day — recommendation: Hank: Walking to get Katherine a latte, Hank listened to the climax of Jade Legacy, a really amazing book, and cried while walking. — 00:00:58
  • 2022-02-25 · When You Can't Fix Everything… — Katherine Green (quoted): Katherine told Hank that no problems are unconnected to other problems, so working on one thing is in a way working on everything. — 00:00:56
    • Walking around their neighborhood that morning, Hank told Katherine how powerless he felt in the moment. — 00:00:56
  • 2022-04-22 · My Life is on My Walls — Hank shows the X-wing he and Katherine built during the long video at whose end they announced they were having a baby. — 00:00:58
    • Going far back in Vlogbrothers history, Hank shows the misprinted business card cube from 2007. — 00:01:54
  • 2022-05-06 · Why I Didn't Quit YouTube (yet) — Hank: After 15 years, thanks to viewers, parents, friends, Katherine and Sarah, and colleagues at Complexly and DFTBA, the brothers keep creating together, with the weight mostly healthy and the support strong. — 00:03:03
  • 2022-05-20 · It's My Fault Too — Hank picks up the trash every time, and Katherine asks where he is going now: across the street for a half-empty malt liquor bottle. (playful) — 00:01:27
  • 2022-08-03 · Why is it So Hard to Say 'I Love You'? — Hank notes it is harder to say 'I love you' to John than to Mom, Katherine or Orin, and that it is very hard to say why we do or feel anything. — 00:00:00
  • 2022-09-27 · The Wildest Way it Could Possibly Have Gone - Our 16 Year Anniversary — Katherine Green: Katherine would fight four pelican-sized Hanks rather than one Hank-sized pelican, but would hug the Hank-sized pelican, to Hank's dismay. (playful) — 00:01:43
    • Katherine Green: Katherine's favorite Hank Green song is The Universe is Weird. — 00:01:43
    • Hank thanks Katherine for 16 years of marriage and for the wildest way it could possibly have gone. — 00:02:41
  • 2022-10-07 · Planets Don't Exist — Hank: At the Stephen Sprouse exhibit, Hank told Katherine that someday there would be a museum show like it of Pizza John art; the brothers muse about a Pizza John gallery. (playful) — 00:03:13
  • …and 6 statements more in 2022 — all statements of 2022

2023

  • 2023-01-17 · John Green Answers the Most Searched Hank Green Questions — John recalls Hank calling to say Katherine gets headaches from 3D movies and that making glasses to turn them 2D should be fairly straightforward. — 00:00:58
  • 2023-02-03 · My Mid-Afternoon Existential Crisis — Hank says he and Katherine have been enjoying Delete This and fell into a new format, Wet or Dry: one wet thing, one dry thing, and which is better. — 00:02:40
  • 2023-02-10 · If it ain't broke don't fix it. — Katherine Green (quoted): After watching John's video this week (week of 6 February 2023), Katherine told Hank she was engaged but relaxed. — 00:00:00
  • 2023-02-14 · Worst Reunion Video Ever ... or Best? — Hank says he just really likes John and Sarah, and so does Katherine; it has been a good hang. — 00:01:30
  • 2023-06-16 · So, About This HAIR… — Hank loves many people who no longer exist, because they died or changed: he still loves 20-year-old Katherine and also 43-year-old Katherine. — 00:03:05
  • 2023-07-07 · What to Get for a Cancer Patient — Hank says he treats everything in his life as a project, including his relationships with his son, his wife and his brother: things to invest in and schedule. — 00:05:36
  • 2023-08-03 · I love you, Hank. Happy Esther Day. — John says the summer sucked massively, but he has seen up close how much love matters: from colleagues at DFTBA and Complexly, Hank's spouse and kid, family and friends. — 00:04:18
  • 2023-08-11 · It's About a YouTuber with Cancer — Hank likens Puss's accidental family (love interest Kitty Softpaws, an adopted chihuahua son) to his own: his romantic interest Katherine and his very cute six-year-old son. (playful) — 00:02:16
  • 2023-10-06 · I Quit — Hank says that when he told Katherine he was stepping down from executive leadership at both companies, you should have seen her eyes: the best anniversary present ever. (playful) — 00:06:51
    • Hank says he told Katherine this was his last Pizzamas video so he could shave his mustache, and she said he didn't have to. (playful) — 00:07:20
  • 2023-12-01 · It's OK if you think less of me after this! — Hank: In 2007 Hank burned 50 to 100 CDs with his wife's laptop for a library event with John in Michigan, and sold every one of them. — 00:00:00
  • 2023-12-24 · John and Hank Hanging Out but they Keep Getting Younger and More Pixelated — John: After a Houston hotel sold their rooms on tour, the brothers got another hotel's best room, bigger than John's house, with a Picasso print and certificate of authenticity. — 01:56:36
  • …and 7 statements more in 2023 — all statements of 2023

2024

  • 2024-02-16 · How Much Does it Cost to be a Nerdfighter — announcement: Hank: Perks not yet online include Hank's Hanklerfish and quote posters by artist Kenton Hoppas; Katherine's art and Sarah's collage art are always added during the P4A. — 00:06:33
  • 2024-02-23 · The Juiciest Hank in the World — Hank: Shrunk to ant size, Hank would eat spilled Nerds, hide from Katherine, then spell out a crumb message asking her to fetch Tyler from Oklahoma to restore him. (joke) — 00:01:39
  • 2024-05-20 · Hang on tight, spider monkey, it's the P4A 2024 MEME REVIEW!! — Hank: A meme shows Katherine's art going on sale and selling out at once; Hank thinks that was later in the P4A and doubts his chronological order. — 00:01:49
  • 2024-05-24 · An Ancient Apocalypse — Hank says he and Katherine recently went out of town for her birthday, and shortly before that he had a big birthday party. — 00:00:00
    • Katherine Green: Katherine explains that glacial ice dams built up in the Rocky Mountains and were breached; everything behind them rushed out cataclysmically, carrying rocks stuck in the ice toward the Pacific and dropping them along the way. — 00:02:36
  • 2024-06-21 · I Was So Sad that I Did Comedy — Hank: That day Hank wrote letters, recorded bedtime stories he tells Orin and made sure Katherine had his passwords; handling practicalities was more comfortable than staring into the abyss. — 00:00:29
  • 2024-07-19 · The Assassination Attempt and the Comfort of Certainty — Hank says he gets stuck on the internet after major events like the attempted assassination of Donald Trump; when Katherine asked why, he couldn't explain. — 00:00:00
  • 2024-08-09 · Why isn't This Illegal? — ask: The description invites viewers to subscribe to, or just buy, Katherine and Hank's new seasonal soap at Good.Store. — video description
    • Hank and Katherine created Garden Party, a seasonal summer soap inspired by the Pimm's Cup, which they both love; there is no official tie to the Pimm's brand. — 00:05:17
  • 2024-09-26 · Something Very Strange Has Been Happening to Me — Hank once found a stolen purse in the trash with credit card and ID inside and returned it to its owner, feeling like a hero; Katherine dislikes that he was rewarded for the habit. (playful) — 00:00:29
  • 2024-11-01 · Working Through a Crisis with My Brother — Hank says Katherine told him she can't fix the election, so she will focus on what she is going to do. — 00:01:27
  • 2024-11-13 · Some New Things… — John recalls the 2012 Fault in Our Stars tour: 32 consecutive nights at Holiday Inn Expresses, including a very nice one on a river outside Bend, Oregon; Hank doubts it was near Bend. — 00:53:22
  • …and 8 statements more in 2024 — all statements of 2024

Also named in: Dear Hank and John Livestream!, Sipping the Tea with Hank

2025

  • 2025-03-14 · Probably the Luckiest Thing in my Life — Hank says his partnership with Katherine working out is not that weird because they chose each other after deciding their loves, beliefs and wants were compatible. — 00:00:24
  • 2025-04-18 · This one's for your mom — Hank says he and Katherine designed the Garden Party soap scent together, based on their favorite cocktail, the Pimm's Cup. — 00:05:25
  • 2025-08-08 · I'm Glad I Ignored That Billionaire — Hank asked his wife about her favorite underwear, which led him to MeUndies as a partner. — 00:02:01
  • 2025-08-19 · The Problem with My Brother's Hit New App — John says that ever since inventing 2D glasses Hank has been on a non-stop run of making things; each new idea gives John gray hairs, so he asks Hank to slow down. (playful) — 00:03:50
  • 2025-09-26 · I've Not Been Doing Well — Hank says John and Katherine are great at advising him, but he feels he has a lot of power, and with that power comes great responsibility. — 00:01:29
  • 2025-09-30 · WHO ARE WE AND WHAT ARE WE DOING — Hank tells his most mortifying moment: after applying for a job where Katherine worked, he overheard two men in the office kitchen discussing the worst application one had received, obviously his. (playful) — 00:00:20
  • 2025-12-02 · The Meaning of Life with Hank and John — John says it is true not just of Katherine but of many things, down to an individual ginkgo leaf, that the more attention you pay, the better it becomes. — 00:02:42
    • Hank: Asked on Ask Hank Anything who the most interesting person he has met is, Hank decided interesting means easy to pay attention to; the person he has paid most attention to is his wife, who grows more interesting the more he does. (hedged) — 00:02:42
  • 2025-12-09 · Hank Green, from A to Z — John says Hank even has numbers covered with 2D Glasses, which render 3D movies in two dimensions and which he invented fifteen years ago. — 00:05:21
  • …and 2 statements more in 2025 — all statements of 2025

Also named in: Good Store Holiday Gift Guide LIVE with Hank and John

2026

  • 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 Kickoff! — Hank says his wife Katherine spends much more time making her Little Arts than he spends making his anglerfish; hers are very beautiful and a steal by comparison. — 03:50:07
    • Hank says Katherine's Little Arts perk, 50 small canvases at $200 each, is almost gone already, with five of 50 left. — 03:51:29
  • 2026-02-13 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 2! — Hank says his wife married a chemist and blogger and now has a husband who is a professional fundraiser through absurdist humor and gross challenges. (playful) — 05:50:18
  • 2026-02-14 · Project for Awesome 2026 part 3! — Hank says Katherine watches the whole Project for Awesome stream, sometimes with it playing while she is asleep in bed. — 02:29:29
    • Hank says Katherine has been making beautiful little artworks as P4A perks, which sell so fast they need no marketing. — 05:26:01
  • 2026-03-27 · What is 'Slop' (and why it gives me hope) — Hank found an Instagram video of a kid doing a cool dance and, before sharing it with Katherine, studied its frames for two minutes to make sure it was not AI; it was not. — 00:01:14
  • 2026-05-05 · Noted Brother Hank Green — John says most of those, Hank and Katherine included, who raised over $30 million for the MCOE and other efforts against maternal and child mortality in Sierra Leone have never been there. — 00:03:24
  • 2026-07-14 · On the Road Again — John recalls the 2008 Great American Tour de Nerdfighting: he, Hank and Katherine drove around the country for a month in a minivan, Hank selling CDs and John Paper Towns; exhausting but exhilarating. — 00:00:00
  • 2026-10-16 · Is Happiness the Goal? — Lee (quoted): Answering Hank's joke, the nerdfighter Lee wrote that Hank's joy can matter to him because it matters to Katherine, Orin, John or whomever else. — 00:02:16
  • 2026-10-30 · The Last Normal Year — Hank recalls Pizzagate, and Donald Trump being elected president just days after Hank's son was born, which he found weird. — 00:01:30
  • …and 5 statements more in 2026 — all statements of 2026

Also named in: 2026 P4A Changes! (Plus...GAMES!), Project for Awesome 2026 part 4!