July 27: How Nerdfighters Drop Insults
2007-07-27 · letter vlog · John · 3:36 · watch on YouTube
Topic: Nerdfighteria (also: Personal life, Books & writing) · mode: Comedy & performance · tags: community lore
John announces he has finished cataloguing his home library, asks why being called a nerd is an insult, argues contemporary insults are lame and stages a dialogue of real Shakespearean insults instead, then tours his library.
What is said
The parts of the video and what is said in each (★ — how much it matters to the video).
00:00:00 — Greeting; John has finished cataloguing his home library (LibraryThing, a New York Public Library guide 'in your pants')
- ★★ John has finished cataloguing his home library with LibraryThing and a New York Public Library guide, a goal since leaving New York so he never loses a book again. — 00:00:24 · New York City
00:00:54 — Flamers will say 'you are a nerd': why is being a nerd bad?; contemporary insults are lame
- ★★★ Anticipating flamers calling him a nerd, John asks why being a nerd is bad: it means preferring intelligence and thoughtfulness to stupidity and vapidity. — 00:01:01
- ★★★ John argues most contemporary insults are lame; he doesn't mind being insulted, only being insulted so poorly. (playful) — 00:01:15
00:01:37 — A dialogue of contemporary insults vs. one of real Shakespearean insults; Nerdfighters for the win; sign-off
- ★★★ John contrasts a dialogue of contemporary insults (dork, geek, you suck) with one built from real Shakespearean insults, which he performs. (playful) — 00:01:37
- ★★ John concludes that Shakespeare is how you insult people: Nerdfighters for the win. (playful) — 00:02:39 · Nerdfighteria
00:02:44 — Tour of the home library's sections, ending with first editions of books about conjoined twins
- ★★ John tours his home library's sections for Hank, from Shakespeare and religions to author copies and foreign editions of his own books, fiction, YA and humor. (playful) — 00:02:46 · An Abundance of Katherines, Looking for Alaska (novel)
Humor (significant)
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John names his library guide with the 'in your pants' suffix, then wonders about it. — 00:00:50
“I wonder exactly how many books can fit inside the library in my pants.”
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Mid-way through the Shakespearean insult dialogue, John stops to admire one insult. — 00:02:04
“Dude, "carcass fit for hounds"? That's a burn.”
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Touring his shelves, John notes a wicker basket placed between the Islam and Christianity sections. — 00:03:00
“You have to separate them with the wicker basket so they don't get mad at each other”
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The library tour ends on one last, very specific collection. — 00:03:30
“my collection of first editions of books that are about conjoined twins.”
Threads in this video
- update · John catalogues his home library (2007) — John tells Hank he has finished cataloguing his home library, something he wanted since packing his books to leave New York, and later tours its sections. (00:00:24)
- callback · 'In your pants' suffix game (2007) — John adds 'in your pants' to the title of his library guide and wonders how many books fit in 'the library in my pants'. (00:00:40)
- first on record · Is unironic enthusiasm better than being cool? — John asks why being a nerd is bad, since calling someone a nerd means they would rather be intelligent and thoughtful than stupid and vapid. (00:01:01)
Where the stories that moved here went next
- John catalogues his home library (2007) — followed over 5 videos (2007); last: mentioned, 2007-12-10
Mentioned
Central: nerd
Also: People: 50 Cent · Lindsay Lohan · Mark Twain · William Shakespeare
Works: An Abundance of Katherines · Looking for Alaska (novel) · New York Public Library's Guide to Organizing a Home Library
Organizations: LibraryThing
Terms: in your pants
Places: New York City
Only in the description or credits: Shakespeare's Insults
Also centred on nerd: Brotherhood 2.0: June 20: Moving · October 24th: RANDOM NERDFIGHTING · How to Make Guys Like You · Harry Potter Nerds Win at Life · Thoughts from Comic-Con (NO MORE CHEETO MEDIA!)
Later videos replying to this one
- 2007-10-16 · October 16th: John's Library Pwns (John) — corrects (update on John catalogues his home library (2007)) — John admits his July tour of his catalogued home library was abridged and gives Hank the full tour. (00:00:42)